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Name: Like I'd Tell YOU
E-mail address: myob@fuckoff.com
Comments:Oh no... a lost child in a dark wilderness full of pervs. Please be her guide, for she is _desperately_ in need of friend. Name: Crystal Princess E-mail address: angel_doll81@hotmail.com Homepage URL: http://bitchesrule.com Comments: Hi My name is Tanya im 12 years old from Nova Scotia looking for so cool pen pals to tallk to on msn.im fun and wild.well hope to hear from you all son. love Tanya Sunday, December 16th 2001 - 08:23:33 AM ------------------------------------------------------------ (Why not me? Oh, my friends, that would be a bad idea...)
Saturday, March 16th 2002 - 12:10:31 AM
Name: Like, you know, whatever.
Comments:This site has cheered me up on countless occasions and its nice to see opinions you have are shared. Fuck teen mommies! Kick them till they come loose and pass!They ruin their lives and then wonder why they cant support their little angels through college. Stop having sex with men twice your age and get a real job, like flipping burgers at McDonalds, you pointless, airheaded bitches!
Tuesday, March 12th 2002 - 08:16:26 AM
Name: jade(d)
E-mail address: jadedinwichita@hotmail.com
Comments:Hmm ever consider a forum TMB?
Monday, March 4th 2002 - 11:39:41 AM
Name: J.P. II
E-mail address: pope-on-a-rope@vatican.va
Homepage URL: http://127.0.0.1/
Comments:to everyone who hates TMB. fuck off to everyone who kisses TMBs ass. fuck off to those who try to embed HTML in this guestbook. fuck off I'm gonna go fuck off too. It's a hobby. kthx bye
Tuesday, February 26th 2002 - 10:26:18 PM
Name: Mark
Homepage URL: http://www.geocities.com/smartass_1982
Comments:Good site, nice style. Later.
Sunday, December 16th 2001 - 01:03:45 PM
Name: Crystal Princess
E-mail address: angel_doll81@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://bitchesrule.com
Comments:Hi My name is Tanya im 12 years old from Nova Scotia looking for so cool pen pals to tallk to on msn.im fun and wild.well hope to hear from you all son. love Tanya
Sunday, December 16th 2001 - 08:23:33 AM
Name: Anna
E-mail address: spookyzim666@aol.com
Homepage URL: http://www.emote.org/dismal
Comments:amusing.
Sunday, December 16th 2001 - 07:06:10 AM
Name: David
E-mail address: SniperCT@lvcm.com
Homepage URL: http://www.clanbob.net/comics/il
Comments:http://www.adequacy.org/?op=displaystory;sid=2001/11/20/94827/169 You wrote that, didn't you? That is so much like your writing it isnt funny...whats funny is he could be serious
Monday, December 3rd 2001 - 06:51:05 PM
Name: Groover
Comments:http://www.misanthropic-bitch.com/
Wednesday, November 28th 2001 - 10:02:26 AM
Name: sam
E-mail address: privatedancer25@hotmail.com
Comments:Where are you? I can't find you on the net. I've looked for you by doing regular searches but they aren't leading me to your website. It's hell, I miss you. lol.
Tuesday, November 27th 2001 - 08:33:28 AM
Name: hi-lo
E-mail address: funkodor@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://www.MostMoviesSuck.com
Comments:poop. That's all I have to say. Well, other than I love this site and have decided to name my next three children after this web site. Meet "The" "Misanthropic" and "Bitch". They are my bastard children of course. Since Jesus was born out of wedlock, does that make him a bastard?
Saturday, November 24th 2001 - 03:02:58 PM
Name: the flier
Comments:The devil made me do it. I clicked on one of the links in her articles. I knew what she was talking about. I knew what would be there. But the DEVIL made me click on that link. ... Let me just say, if I ever gave birth to a stillborn child, I would not do it the ...indignity... of posting it's pictures on the internet for all to admire. ... if anyone has seen what I have seen, yes I'm talking about dead baby pictures, you have my sympathies. the devil made me click... But denial has created those...sites.
Tuesday, November 20th 2001 - 12:08:06 AM
Name: Groover
Comments:Um...Not sure who/what this Mistress person is talking about, although I found it funny that she adviced us to "take up residents in Afghanistan". So, she wants us to shelter Afghanis? If she meant "residence", then I would suggest she enroll in a spelling class, and this time pay attention instead of writing notes about how boring the teacher is or how much she loves her boyfriend.
Saturday, November 17th 2001 - 08:12:55 AM
Name: Pele
Homepage URL: http://www.mentaltoilet.com
Comments:I'm so glad you're back. Finally, the voice of reason and sanity screams back into the whirlwind of ignorance and stupidity. I'm so fucking poetic, I should win an award, I should.
Tuesday, November 13th 2001 - 07:45:12 AM
Name: Jesse_the_Thief
Homepage URL: http://208.60.5.98:747/
Comments:Geez, Mistress, you want some banjo music to go with that rant?
Wednesday, November 7th 2001 - 11:23:57 PM
Name: Da big Biyotch
E-mail address: noneofyofuckingbiz
Homepage URL: http://wedgecangofuckhimself.fuck
Comments:HAAAAAAA! "The Bitch Is Back!" Take THAT, whoever this Wedge person is. They can go attempt to grow a dick and fuck themselves with it for all I care. You anal rapist! You probably don't have a dick, and can't afford a strap on. Fuck you and all you "haters" out there. You can all go fuck each other and catch something fatal. That's right: I SAID FOR ALL OF YOU TO FUCKING DIE! Ok, ranting over. Rock on Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, November 7th 2001 - 03:57:52 PM
Name: Mistress
Comments:TrueAmerican: Comments: I will say this one more time for the cheap seats... IF YOU DON'T LIKE AMERICA, FUCKING LEAVE! I assure you, we won't miss you. You bring nothing positive to the table. We are tired of hearing your piss and vile remarks. Be sure to take residents in Afghanistan, so America can REALLY give you something to bitch about. Please! If you are a White Anglo Saxon Protestant, take your happy ass back to Europe, BITCH!
Wednesday, November 7th 2001 - 03:46:08 PM
Name: Melinda
E-mail address: melsbasketcase@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://melsbasketcase.tripod.com
Comments:Why is everyone still coming here? This dreambook isn't even linked on her new site. Anyway, I guess I should ask myself that question. Do you think she reads this thing? Melinda
Friday, November 2nd 2001 - 04:33:36 PM
Name: 'nother Bitch!
Comments:Hey what do we get if we decipher Hans's code? Hans, quit with the HTML, it's a dreambook for fuck's sake... Oh, yeah. Glad to see the site is back, bitch. (everybody sing--the bitch's back!! OhOHOHOHO)
Monday, October 29th 2001 - 07:39:04 PM
Name: Wedge Luver
E-mail address: iheartwedge@hotmail.com
Comments:Wedge baby why you treat me so bad? I just wants a little luvin' honey. As for the rest of you pr-American, pro-Wedge fucks sweep your own fucking doorsteps before you look across the ocean to sweep theirs.
Monday, October 29th 2001 - 06:49:20 PM
Name: Tabitha
E-mail address: britrockgirl@hotmail.com
Comments:does anyone else find it interesting that a LOT of the "we support wedge" posts were made right after one another and before the great one himself posted? looks to me like he needed reinforcements to make his case. "hey everybody, go post on TMB's guestbook so I can prove that I'm right about this!" my question is, why does wedgie even care? he doesn't have to deal with her anymore. that's right; because he is among the thousands of americans who, regardless of what the situation is, desperately need to prove that they are right. he can't be content with knowing that yes, it was his right to take down the site (even if it does make him look like a fascist); he has to get all his friends together to post on TMB's guestbook and then post himself to make his case YET AGAIN. get a fucking life, wedge. TMB isn't your problem anymore, and it sounds to me like you've got an unhealthy fixation with her and her readers. move on with your life and go look for your next blowjob-giving sycophant.
Sunday, October 28th 2001 - 10:19:27 PM
Name: Renae
E-mail address: spooky@clerk.com
Comments:Well, I was going to write and say that you were my new best friend, but then I read what slyon@kiralaw.com wrote to you, and decided that he must be my new best friend. Ya gotta love someone who doesn't get a joke 'bout Jesus being a swinger.
Sunday, October 28th 2001 - 05:15:03 AM
Name: Scott
E-mail address: scottcl@tcinternet.net
Homepage URL: http://www.tcinternet.net/users/scottcl/
Comments:I can't believe you have a guestbook. Your writing rocks. I envy it. I envy your superior vocabulary too. This is a great site at 4 am.
Sunday, October 28th 2001 - 02:41:04 AM
Name: Grim
E-mail address: grimcity@grimcity.com
Homepage URL: http://www.grimcity.com
Comments:Misanthropic is a mighty big word. Too damn big for me! Do you like Rocco the porn star? He's fucking great! He goes all around the world humping chicks in the ass, but that's not the best part... he has this reallt thick Austrian accent, and right before he blows, he goes, "Oh Yaaaaaaaaaa!" I'm sorry, but that shit's classic. He also calls breasts "fun bags." Before hearing him say that, I didn't know what to think, but now... I completely agree! They are fun bags!
Sunday, October 28th 2001 - 12:48:04 AM
Name: Eve
E-mail address: Eviey@att.net
Homepage URL: http://eve.starpunk.net
Comments:I loved your "I am normal" article, it pretty much somes up the students at my high school.
Saturday, October 27th 2001 - 03:50:34 PM
Name: dust
E-mail address: jodand@hotmail.com
Comments:glad your back you miserable bitch.........
Saturday, October 27th 2001 - 03:06:31 PM
Name: iLLigit
E-mail address: jadedinwichita@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://VultureDiplomacy.homestead.com/indexpage1.html
Comments:What you folks need here is an intimate relationship with Jesus, so heres a few tips. Now since Christ is into the whole BSDM cult thing (He being a martyr and such) its reccommended that you seek Him in the BSDM chatrooms. Once found, the said religous figure can then be indulged in on a very intimate level. A seductive twirl of the Crown of Thorns and a decent flogging should put Him into such a state of passion that you can proceed further with your Holy exploration. At the height of your passions its futher recommended to say "oh God" and "Jesus" etc. to demonstrait His importance to you in your life. for more go to my web site........
Saturday, October 27th 2001 - 11:58:48 AM
Name: Scarlet
E-mail address: m0rbid_lust@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://www.mordea.com/~morbid
Comments:An excellant and well written site... TMB is hilarious.
Saturday, October 27th 2001 - 10:34:55 AM
Name: Tom
Comments:I don't know about the "misanthropic" part, but you've got the other part down pretty well.
Saturday, October 27th 2001 - 09:51:30 AM
Name: Hans
Comments:<!doctype html public "-//w3c//dtd html 4.0 transitional//en"> <html> <head> <meta name="Author" content="Hans"> <meta name="GENERATOR" content="Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win98; I) [Netscape]"> <title>Hans</title> </head> <body text="#FFFFFF" bgcolor="#000000" link="#FF6666" vlink="#C0C0C0" alink="#33CCFF"> <b><font face="Verdana"><font color="#0080C0"><font size=+4>Great to see your site back in active shape!</font></font></font></b><b><font face="Verdana"><font color="#0080C0"><font size=+4></font></font></font></b> <p><b><font face="Verdana"><font color="#0080C0"><font size=+4>Didn't get a good chance to really review your site yet. I was in a bit of&nbsp; a hurry. It looks good so far, besides the fact that you're still the star. Just always be yourself and love who you are. I think it is great not to let someone&nbsp; influence who you. I'm so happy you've your new site.</font></font></font></b> <br><b><font face="Verdana"><font color="#0080C0"><font size=+4>You are a charming person I ever met in my own life.</font></font></font></b><b><font face="Verdana"><font color="#0080C0"><font size=+4></font></font></font></b> <p><b><font face="Verdana"><font color="#0080C0"><font size=+4>Welcome back, bitch. Good luck with your new site!</font></font></font></b> <br><b><font face="Verdana"><font color="#0080C0"><font size=+4></font></font></font></b>&nbsp;<b><font face="Verdana"><font color="#0080C0"><font size=+4></font></font></font></b> <p><b><font face="Verdana"><font color="#0080C0"><font size=+4><a href="http://hans.sites.cc">Hans</a></font></font></font></b> <br><b><font face="Verdana"><font color="#0080C0"><font size=+4>Welcome to my ego!</font></font></font></b> </body> </html>
Friday, October 26th 2001 - 02:32:02 AM
Name: Hans
Comments:<!doctype html public "-//w3c//dtd html 4.0 transitional//en"> <html> <head> <meta name="Author" content="Hans"> <meta name="GENERATOR" content="Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win98; I) [Netscape]"> <title>Hans</title> </head> <body text="#FFFFFF" bgcolor="#000000" link="#FF6666" vlink="#C0C0C0" alink="#33CCFF"> <font face="Arial,Helvetica"><font color="#0080C0"><font size=+1>Great to see your site back in active shape!</font></font></font><font face="Arial,Helvetica"><font color="#0080C0"><font size=+1></font></font></font> <p><font face="Arial,Helvetica"><font color="#0080C0"><font size=+1>Didn't get a good chance to really review your site yet. I was in a bit of&nbsp; a hurry. It looks good so far, besides the fact that you're still the star. Just always be yourself and love who you are. I think it is great not to let someone&nbsp; influence who you. I'm so happy you've your new site.</font></font></font> <br><font face="Arial,Helvetica"><font color="#0080C0"><font size=+1>You are a charming person I ever met in my own life.</font></font></font><font face="Arial,Helvetica"><font color="#0080C0"><font size=+1></font></font></font> <p><font face="Arial,Helvetica"><font color="#0080C0"><font size=+1>Welcome back, bitch. Good luck with your new site!</font></font></font> <br><font face="Arial,Helvetica"><font color="#0080C0"><font size=+1></font></font></font>&nbsp;<font face="Arial,Helvetica"><font color="#0080C0"><font size=+1></font></font></font> <p><font face="Arial,Helvetica"><font color="#0080C0"><font size=+1><a href="http://hans.sites.cc">Hans</a></font></font></font> <br><font face="Arial,Helvetica"><font color="#0080C0"><font size=+1>Welcome to my ego!</font></font></font> </body> </html>
Friday, October 26th 2001 - 02:29:49 AM
Name: Josephine
E-mail address: ooofroggerooo@hotmail.com
Comments:Refreshing slap in the face. That's all I can say.
Friday, October 26th 2001 - 02:26:35 AM
Name: tom
E-mail address: k2@k2bondage.com
Comments:HALA FUCKIN LOOOO YAAAR, my life is complete, welcome back lass, you we're greatly missed, and a big hurray to the guys who re did your site, top one lads Tom
Thursday, October 25th 2001 - 06:38:05 PM
Name: Ysa
E-mail address: ysabelle@mail.com
Comments:Glad the site is back.. the cynics of the world need you!
Thursday, October 25th 2001 - 05:48:34 PM
Name: She God
E-mail address: jello@witty.com
Comments:Bliss. I was wondering when she was going to get her site back up.
Thursday, October 25th 2001 - 04:03:04 PM
Name: Jack
Comments:Glad you're back on the web. Piddly-ass design comment: must you have a white background? I liked the black.
Thursday, October 25th 2001 - 02:02:01 PM
Name: idResponse
E-mail address: whythehellwouldiwantspam@fecalmail.gov
Homepage URL: http://if it was so important you'd know
Comments:thanks for bringing the site back. it's always a pleasure to read. by the way, you guestbook signers... learn to make some fucking sense once in a while.
Thursday, October 25th 2001 - 11:13:07 AM
Name: Hans
E-mail address: find it by yourself
Homepage URL: http://hans.sites.cc
Comments:I sign this guestbook again because I wonder why people still post messages here. People who still waste their time here to sign this guestbook is looking for traffic back to their site, including me. That's it. Go for fuck, YOU FUCKING FAKE! I'm utterly SICK to all of you!
Wednesday, October 24th 2001 - 06:26:24 AM
Name: Crave Pudding
E-mail address: funkodor@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://www.MostMoviesSuck
Comments:I love this site more than I love to diggy down on animals. It's full of deep and penetrating content and I constantly find myself wanting to take in more and more as my mind is slowly lubricated with your moist intellectualism. There comes a point when my mind is completly orgasmic and I shoot a load of synaptic juices all over my medula oblongata. I wish I could spell.
Wednesday, October 24th 2001 - 05:20:13 AM
Name: Jen
Homepage URL: http://www.geocities.com/vf55708/index.html
Comments:It's so nice to have new articles again. This is a little late, but welcome back!
Wednesday, October 24th 2001 - 03:00:31 AM
Name: Mana-Tree
Homepage URL: http://N/A
Comments:Hi, me again. I was checking out the "Coatlique" column (the first one. Yes, I have all the columns on my hard drive, as do the rest of you, I'm sure), and I noticed how much of a raving bitch Coatlique actually is. She assumes ridiculous things about the bitch, then elaborates upon them as if the were actually true, never once assuming that they couldn't be. I remember thinking this the first time I saw it, but never wondering about it again. I also noticed that Coatlique claims to be a feminist-creature, yet so much of her conversation runs right back to what she really loves: Cock. Whether it's an accusation from with MB *really* has, or what MB cannot get, it's clear what's on Coatlique's mind. Then Mrs. C goes on to call MB a hypocrite. This is why I love(d) this site. Wedge; who cares if she won't show you her tits, OK? Everyone can tell that's what really pissed you off, but it isn't worth it. A site dripping with such class should overpower your boob-grabbing attitude, even if you *do* run Shutdown. ... That's all.
Wednesday, October 17th 2001 - 05:23:24 PM
Name: Beth
Comments:http://www.topica.com/lists/themisanthropicbitch/read?start=0&sort= You can find the latest mailings here
Sunday, October 14th 2001 - 04:36:41 PM
Name: Beth
Comments:http://www.topica.com/lists/themisanthropicbitch/read?start=0&sort= Erik - you can find the latest mailings here ... the owner of the shutdown domain got pissed/offended by the Bitch & "took his ball and went home" - that is, he wiped her site out.
Sunday, October 14th 2001 - 04:34:41 PM
Name: erik
E-mail address: erik302@hotmail.com
Comments:wtf? bitch.shutdown.com not up anymore?
Friday, October 12th 2001 - 10:44:46 PM
Name: Another Bitch
Comments:Yeah! The Bitch is back. Never underestimate the healing power of hatred. Do ye think Wefge pulled Melissa's teeth out with a pliers before she gave him head?? Just wondering....
Friday, October 12th 2001 - 10:47:41 AM
Name: No body x
Comments:Well, cloty's mom, I think you're BIT crazy. You promote your site to all strange bitches site with the same message as you posted here. STOP SIGNING MY GUESTBOOK, MOTHER FUCKER!!!
Friday, October 12th 2001 - 06:19:52 AM
Name: cloty's mom
Homepage URL: http://members.tripod.de/mylittleab0rti0n
Comments:hi, I posted a month ago to tell you if you had a sweet little angel like my Cloty, you would not be so hateful. I still think this is true. just if you have a sweet little guy like mine, don't put your web page up at topcities, they took mine down. so I had to move it to tripod. please come visit us there and leave a message for cloty in the guestbook, I will read it to him. thanks, love clotysmom
Thursday, October 11th 2001 - 04:55:32 PM
Name: Gorn
Comments:Wow, people still post here! *shakes head* Masochists!
Thursday, October 11th 2001 - 07:13:24 AM
Name: Nobody X
Comments:Now, everybody hate Wedge. We look forward to welcoming your new site, bitch.
Thursday, October 11th 2001 - 03:53:31 AM
Name: greeny
E-mail address: john@juno.com
Comments:you are exquisite you little cursed beast its been a long time and you still dont qui-it! have a fun time on the internet because that has become your true reality ta ta freckles. your homeboy greeny t
Thursday, October 11th 2001 - 03:29:16 AM
Name: argh
Comments:bitch, you rule. when's the new site coming?
Wednesday, October 10th 2001 - 10:08:46 AM
Name: FuckYouWedge
Homepage URL: http://www.topica.com/lists/themisanthropicbitch/read/message.html?sort=&mid=901795061&start=1
Comments:there -- now you can link to it. All Hail The Bitch.
Sunday, October 7th 2001 - 02:57:41 PM
Name: FuckYouWedge
E-mail address: biteme@yahoo.com
Comments:New news from the Bitch!! http://www.topica.com/lists/themisanthropicbitch/read/message.html?sort=&mid=901795061&start=1
Sunday, October 7th 2001 - 02:32:06 PM
Name: asdf
E-mail address: asdf@asdf.com
Comments:asdf
Sunday, October 7th 2001 - 08:32:09 AM
Name: andy
E-mail address: andyth@qwest.net
Comments:what happened to your site? your site was one of the best on the web...
Saturday, October 6th 2001 - 03:31:19 AM
Name: Sephim
E-mail address: its_bad@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://www.livejournal.com/users/whargoul
Comments:Pity about the site...
Tuesday, October 2nd 2001 - 08:42:56 PM
Name: Ed Able
E-mail address: funkodor@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://www.MostMoviesSuck.com
Comments:This web site has offered intuition and advice that has radically changed my life. I no longer sit around my studio apartment and flog passing rodents to death with my tongue. I no longer use a razor to cut celtic knots in my testicals. I am reformed. I've even stopped sticking my hand in the garbage disposal just to hear the metal blades strike against my tender bones. Life is now a little cornacopia of meaning and happiness. Thank you bitch.
Tuesday, October 2nd 2001 - 11:17:56 AM
Name: Amy M.
Comments:Doink! I usually visit TMB a couple of times a month for clever satire & unparalleled rants, only to discover her site's apparently been wiped from the virtual landscape like the WTC was erased from the NYC skyline. Anyone know what happened? - Amy in SF
Monday, October 1st 2001 - 01:16:54 PM
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