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| Name: | Laura |
| E-mail address: | holyrevelry@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.angelfire.com/journal/lobobyobo |
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| Age:: | 24 |
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| Name: | Laura |
| E-mail address: | holyrevelry@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.angelfire.com/journal/lobobyobo |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | 24 |
| How ya' doing': | fabulous |
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| Name: | Kisha Ker-oh-scene ! |
| E-mail address: | idrinkxnxmosh@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.myspace.com/dontbeadick |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | 18 |
| How ya' doing': | swell |
| Comments: | Jess-
You're amazing and I LOVE your work. Wowza. I like how of all the features I have on my upper body, you noticed my neck. Noones noticed my neck. Well I like your nose. It's masculine and I like it. <333 |
| Name: | subar baby #1 raider hater |
| E-mail address: | i 4 got |
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| Age:: | 15 |
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| Name: | Missy |
| E-mail address: | melgraphics@aol.com |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | 3 |
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| Comments: | Jesse -
I've finally made it here! (by the way, it's your ex-co-worker!) As I've told you many, many times before - outstanding work! Email me sometime :) |
| Name: | werweed1779 |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | just am |
| How ya' doing': | swell |
| Comments: | Yeah, so. 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003. Its been 2004 for a month and a half. Now I've been pretty patient waiting for 2004 art, but how long can a girl wait. I'm starting to think you are wasting your time with some succubus who has been devouring both your soul and your talent. Draw or I will hunt her down and bite her kneecaps. |
| Name: | Mr Lec |
| E-mail address: | Mrlec14@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://is not worthy |
| Sex:: | male |
| Age:: | 24 |
| How ya' doing': | ... |
| Comments: | It's allright. I want to see more of your stile in more complex compositions, maybe comics. I really want to see that.
Keep on drawing. Mrlec |
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| Homepage URL: | http://www.thehubies.com |
| Sex:: | male |
| Age:: | 20 |
| How ya' doing': | excellent |
| Comments: | great drawings. you're an excellent artist. |
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| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | 16 |
| How ya' doing': | swell |
| Comments: | hey jesse, you've got some great artwork and great music. way to go! |
| Name: | Hana |
| E-mail address: | csmurrayhr@yahoo.com |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | 16 |
| How ya' doing': | swell |
| Comments: | Hey Jesse, you've got some great artwork and great music. Way to go! |
| Name: | clunky~shoes |
| E-mail address: | stompygirl25@yahoo.com |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | 25 |
| How ya' doing': | buzzin' |
| Comments: | i have the right to remain silent. but...never choose that option. oh, and hey - nice sketches man. |
| Name: | andrea |
| E-mail address: | karu_me_night@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://lucidsky.net/flux |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | never can be |
| How ya' doing': | just peachy |
| Comments: | :o) i havent seen your works entirely, but they look very promising. i like them a lot actually! yay.. i sort of wish i could draw like this :) haha, but i guess we all have our own fortes. take care and keep up the good work...! |
| Name: | Chicha |
| E-mail address: | cmh125@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://none |
| Sex:: | male |
| Age:: | 26 |
| How ya' doing': | cool i guess |
| Comments: | suppose I should comment on the artwork - definitely an ecclectic arrangement - I like it. Somehow found my way here from a post you made on the fugazi list (when I'm procrastinating I seem to read every little tid bit on those posts). Cheers,
c. |
| Name: | Chicha |
| E-mail address: | cmh125@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://none |
| Sex:: | male |
| Age:: | 26 |
| How ya' doing': | cool i guess |
| Comments: | suppose I should comment on the artwork - definitely an ecclectic arrangement - I like it. Somehow found my way here from a post you made on the fugazi list (when I'm procrastinating I seem to read every little tid bit on those posts). Cheers,
c. |
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| Age:: | some day should be |
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| How ya' doing': | swell |
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| Homepage URL: | http://www.64bcc.tk |
| Sex:: | male |
| Age:: | 16 |
| How ya' doing': | Been better before |
| Comments: | I've always been marveled how you just exude artistic talent, from when I first saw your art, to when I heard Escanaba play. It just never ceases to amaze me, and that is quite the pleasant surprise. Your artwork is so good that I feel inspired when I look at it, and I suddenly feel I know how to correct thigns I dislike in my own work. Hope you put some new stuff on here when you get the web back. Oh yeah, maybe someday you can give me some inking tips.
chris |
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| Age:: | 18 |
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| E-mail address: | magpie11teen@webtv.net |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | 20 |
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| Comments: | Hi Jesse, I'm a grrrrl from Alaska and I just want to say, your drawings are fabulous, absolutely fabulous. I especially like the nude drawings. They are hot!!!...... haha-------***** that's 5 stars, you know what that means----- keep it up damnit***have some more * Okay then)))))):) i have made my print- i have said my piece- |
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| Homepage URL: | http://gandalf_god.tripod.com/ |
| Sex:: | male |
| Age:: | 19 |
| How ya' doing': | swell |
| Comments: | rad site, and rad pics, |
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| E-mail address: | jsparks@ameritech.net |
| Homepage URL: | http://jensparks.8m.com |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | 21 |
| How ya' doing': | Jealous |
| Comments: | I wish I could do what you do.
I've been to the cherry festival. once. when i was 11. Northern Michigan is a scary place, I'm afraid it's just as scary anywhere else. It's probably cleaner up there. Good luck. |
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| E-mail address: | tim@the-bandits.us |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.the-bandits.us |
| Sex:: | male |
| Age:: | 25 |
| How ya' doing': | doin well |
| Comments: | I got to your site from Pocket Full of Blues web page. Your art is awesome. Do you do contract work? IE could you do a sketch of our band jammin? We couldn't offer ya $, but we could post your link and your band's link. If you're not interested, no problem. Again, you've got mad talent so stand proud.
-Tim |
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| E-mail address: | chaotic_fruit@hotmail.com |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | 17 |
| How ya' doing': | swell |
| Comments: | hey i decided to sign your guest book to publicly to reveal that i am envious of your talent...
check ya later, nikkie |
| Name: | Mel :) |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | always will be |
| How ya' doing': | WOW!!! |
| Comments: | innocent little Jesse, should you be reading such things?? Great site, you know I think the world of ya!!! Your work is......something else. |
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| Comments: | wow, you're fuckin awesome =o) |
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| Age:: | fetis |
| Comments: | Hi ppl, CONGRATULATIONS!!! Good site! |
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| Homepage URL: | http://www.umich.edu/~lizcheng/ |
| Sex:: | not sure? |
| Age:: | some day should be |
| How ya' doing': | awright |
| Comments: | Thanks for signing my guestbook! I don't usually follow the links, but I'm glad I did. Your artwork is really nice, great anatomy. I'm impressed. And there is so much energy in your linework.
All the best! |
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| Homepage URL: | http://www.geocities.com/madkatgurl |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | 20 |
| How ya' doing': | Cold and cranky |
| Comments: | hey sugar lips, you signed my book, not I'm just returning the fave. I love your art, wondering how someone as neat-o as you hunted down such a lame site as mine.
Coleenie |
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| E-mail address: | holyrevelry@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.angelfire.com/journal/lobobyobo |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | 20 |
| How ya' doing': | hey jesse baby! |
| Comments: | did ya miss me? How the hell have you been? I don't think I've talked to you for like a year...what happened? I still love you!!! So you should definitely e-mail me. Seriously though. I miss our conversations about Parkay!
-Laura |
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| Sex:: | male |
| Age:: | some day should be |
| How ya' doing': | fnie! fnie! |
| Comments: | does anyone remember Raffi? I sure do...he was weird. So, pee wee herman is making movies again...he was in Blow, i haven't seen it... |
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| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | 18 |
| Comments: | You think beer is a step down from whiskey, but you know in the back of your mind it's all the same. Your thoughts will never be clear, your dreams will never come true as long as you cloud your mind. Wake Up and Realize something's not right. You're on a roller coaster to the bottom of the pit. YOU KNOW YOU COULD GO PLACES WITH YOUR TALENT- |
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| Comments: | fuck you bitch!!! Fuckin A! kiss my buldging fat ass!!! |
| Name: | my moma knows my name |
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| Sex:: | male |
| Age:: | just was |
| How ya' doing': | hehe......im high as a jerafs ass |
| Comments: | whut the FuCk is up bitches? u dont need to know me but..im outside if u wanna meat me!!! im joking. uuuummmmmm. man whut the hell is up with this i was looking for a band called SNOT..and i got this ..i hope you fucking love me!! |
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| E-mail address: | stevejag@optonline.net |
| Sex:: | male |
| Age:: | 30 |
| How ya' doing': | cool |
| Comments: | Cool stuff man. Badger Legion sounds solid as well. I look foward to hearing new album and seeing more artwork. Keep it up |
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| E-mail address: | chillyray@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http:// I dont have one sorry |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | 18 |
| How ya' doing': | Im surprised |
| Comments: | I saw so much talent there yet u havnt said anything about what you do with your pics(not that I could see anyway) You planning on being a professional? I hope so, some talent you have there. You should give me more options in the "How'd ya like my art?" section. I didnt know which ne to pick. Being Aussie, we dont say "it was swell". I'd say "That was Awwwwwwsome!" |
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| E-mail address: | E_B_A@violentnation.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.violentnation.com |
| Sex:: | male |
| Age:: | always will be |
| How ya' doing': | Somebody filled my Pez despenser with live fire ants! |
| Comments: | Spinach, cream corn, radishes, cauliflower, cucumbers, celery, rutabagas, onion peel, cabbage, asparagus, green peppers, broccoli, fennel, rhubarb, and parseley. Thank you. That is all. |
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| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | 15 |
| How ya' doing': | fine |
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| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | i am fetis |
| How ya' doing': | fine |
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| E-mail address: | princesszoe22@hotmail.com |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | i am fetis |
| How ya' doing': | AH, MY BUM HURTS |
| Comments: | Hey there sexy, What have you been up to latly haven't talk to you in some time call me or something maybe we could talk or do something. Hell i don't know. Talk to you Laterz |
| Name: | Lydia Lunchburger |
| E-mail address: | lunchburger@antihope.net |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.arrrimabuttpirate.com |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | 19 |
| How ya' doing': | AH, MY BUM HURTS BECAUSE I FELL OFF MY SWINGSET OW |
| Comments: | I was already going to ask you to marry me but that nifty thing already has it as an option. Wow. I love your artwork. I draw..not very well..but I draw. I paint too. Go me. .lydia. |
| Name: | marrry |
| E-mail address: | maryanarchY@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.angelfire.com/ma/MaryAnarchy |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | 21 |
| How ya' doing': | My eyes are dried up and on my lap |
| Comments: | wow dude you don't look like my
exboyfriend anymore, but you are still cool. now why didn't you ever tell me you drew cool shit like naked boobies! hehe j/k man you are good. draw me a picture of myself for a chaunakah present. or christmas. hehe. harhar. |
| Name: | Laura |
| E-mail address: | holyrevelry@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.angelfire.com/journal/lobobyobo |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | 19 |
| How ya' doing': | AH, MY BUM HURTS |
| Comments: | I must say, though I told you
before, you're a great artist. other than that, I still have yet to get to know you. |
| Name: | Melissa |
| E-mail address: | princesszoe22@hotmail.com |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | 17 |
| How ya' doing': | AH, MY BUM HURTS |
| Comments: | Hey jesse whats up talk to you
later love ya melissa |
| Name: | Elling Berg |
| E-mail address: | idontcarewherejustfaraway@hotmail.com |
| Sex:: | male |
| Age:: | 17 |
| How ya' doing': | I`m getting fucked over |
| Comments: | Fuck you, clown |
| Name: | Kowalski H Kowalski |
| E-mail address: | wabawabashitzutinky wink |
| Sex:: | male |
| Age:: | 33 |
| How ya' doing': | goodhwboutyaself |
| Comments: | you got aprety fuckin good website |
| Name: | Kowalski H Kowalski |
| E-mail address: | wabawabashitzutinky wink |
| Sex:: | male |
| Age:: | 33 |
| How ya' doing': | goodhwboutyaself |
| Comments: | you got aprety fuckin good website |
| Name: | Melissa |
| E-mail address: | princesszoe22@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://melissalynnsplace.homestead.com/melissa.html |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | 16 |
| How ya' doing': | AH, MY BUM HURTS |
| Comments: | so nice job on the page well later! |
| Name: | Mary A |
| E-mail address: | MaryAnarchy@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.angelfire.com/ma/MaryAnarchy |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | 20 |
| How ya' doing': | AH, MY BUM HURTS |
| Comments: | stalk stalk, haven't talked to you
in a while, are you still alive? PEACE OUT NEGRO |
| Name: | Tammy |
| E-mail address: | yellowrose28@aol.com |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | i am fetis |
| How ya' doing': | might fine, thanks |
| Comments: | BEEEAUTIFUL! LOVIN IT BIG J |
| Name: | Becky Passingham |
| E-mail address: | jerrystoy@yahoo.com |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | 17 |
| How ya' doing': | Fine as hell |
| Comments: | Your site rocks and so do you. |
| Name: | joeknee |
| E-mail address: | punkyfetish@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://internettrash.com/users/joeknee |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | 17 |
| How ya' doing': | coughing |
| Comments: | im just going to say im in awe and
leave it at that. im just horrible at trying to describe why i like something...yea. |
| Name: | rachagainstthemachine |
| E-mail address: | laughinggirl15@hotmail.com |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | always will be |
| How ya' doing': | umm, i see dead people |
| Comments: | nice updated site |
| Name: | rachagainstthemachine |
| E-mail address: | laughinggirl15@hotmail.com |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | always will be |
| How ya' doing': | umm, i see dead people |
| Comments: | nice updated site |
| Name: | Hollie |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.angelfire.com/mi2/hollz/main.html |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | 14 |
| How ya' doing': | Been better. |
| Comments: | Hey there. I know its been like a
fucking life time since you signed my guestbook but I'm finally getting around to returning the favour. The site is sharp, even if the bg has a scary looking Freddy Krueger guy. Later. |
| Name: | nicole |
| E-mail address: | spit69@hotmail.com |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | 17 |
| How ya' doing': | scott is a pain in my ass |
| Comments: | jesse u are my big brother i love you i am here if you ever need me if you ever need to get ahold of me you can get the number |
| Name: | Scott |
| E-mail address: | shimmyhonker@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.angelfire.com/ok/oklemation |
| Sex:: | male |
| Age:: | i am fetis |
| How ya' doing': | AH, MY BUM HURTS |
| Comments: | you whined that I never sighned
your guest book.........well I have now so consider your self blessed |
| Name: | Dani |
| E-mail address: | spoonman@pdxrox.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.angelfire.com/ms/suicidaldreams/index.html |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | 15 |
| How ya' doing': | My legs asleep |
| Comments: | This better fuckin show up this
time. I signed your book once with a big message saying how I want to bare your children and it didn't post. Stupid bastard guestbook. Anyway I still want to bare your children so if you ever make it over to Oregon call me. hehe. Anyway on a more serios note very razor site. And uhm yeah. Thank you and goodnight. |
| Name: | LeAh |
| E-mail address: | rapsuxs_gurl@hotmail.com |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | 16 |
| How ya' doing': | I'm doing good Jess...cause you know!! |
| Comments: | Jess.....
I love your page..it's awesome!Here I am signing your page!Ya I feel so privliaged!Well we got to talk today!..ya for me and you!Man your pics are awesome!I'm gonna tell you again there is something about those eyebrows!BOO-BOO-BOOM-CHEW!haha I'm not making sense anymore!Oh well!Catch ya L8r Jess! Luv ya bunches:LeAAAAAh I know you like those "AH's" right Jess? xoxox |
| Name: | Dani |
| E-mail address: | spoonman@pdxrox.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.angelfire.com/ms/suicidaldreams/index.html |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | 15 |
| How ya' doing': | uh.. fine I suppose |
| Comments: | Oh how I loath guestbooks. But
since your cool I'll make an exception. You have a pretty razor site.. you seem like you'd be cool to talk to. Yeah well thats all don't you feel loved now? -Dani- |
| Name: | Lyz |
| E-mail address: | dollsteak@chickmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://you know where to find me. yep. |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | 15 |
| How ya' doing': | my collar is chocking me. ick. |
| Comments: | I luuuuv the new pictures :) so
much fun to look at! yayyy.. now I am kinda more happy then I was before. I am listening to voicemail. I think Ryan was singing to me in one. I feel better than I was before cuz before I was soooo sad for reasons I will not go into here + now cuz I don't want it out for the whole world to know. yep. + stuff like that. god.. I have to go now. my mom's stupid irish jig music is making me go crazy so write me an email or 10 sometime.. k? i'll see you later. bybye<BR> luv, Lyz |
| Name: | Mary |
| E-mail address: | MaryAnarchy@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.angelfire.com/ma/MaryAnarchy |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | 19 |
| How ya' doing': | AH, MY BUM HURTS |
| Comments: | Hey you have 10001 pictures of
yourself in every position possible. where are the pictures of me heh heh now i am going to go. i look like a stalker, i am on this guestbook twice in a row. |
| Name: | Mary A |
| E-mail address: | MaryAnarchy@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.angelfire.com/ma/MaryAnarchy |
| Sex:: | we no sir me a hermardite? |
| Age:: | i am fetis |
| How ya' doing': | My arse is very sore. |
| Comments: | Wow thanks for signing my page. I
want to steal your guestbook, it kicks my guestbook's arse. Umm i dont' know what to say lalalala. stalk you later. Mary |
| Name: | Lyz |
| E-mail address: | xpink.pezx@sprain.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://emote.org/lyz/ |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | 15 |
| How ya' doing': | ummmmmmm... goodgoodgood. |
| Comments: | <font size="2">
JeSS-E*~<BR> hows you? mes good.. like the page.. lots. yes. :) um, what's the background on here? hmm? it looks like those little X-type things that umm.. are on the tops of sewer caps, is that the look you were going for? I mean, it's cool, yea.. I was just wondering though cuz I'm curious like that.. I guess. do you know what it's like to get hit on by an old friend on ICQ at 12:56 AM? having him send '*kiss* =)' to you? god... it's so fuckin stupid. but I can't be mean cuz he's my friend. but he doesn't know that.. he thinks he's more, I take it. o well. um, I'm gonna write another rant soon.. yep, soon but not now cuz I can't think.. so I'll go now, bybye! </font> |
| Name: | Leah |
| E-mail address: | rapsuxs_gurl2hotmail.com |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | 16 |
| How ya' doing': | ahhhhhh me doin good |
| Comments: | HMMM kool page--I see Im up
there!Ahhhhhhh KOOL~I dont like big words!they hurt me head! hmmm ahh hmmm ammmmama yo yo yo ! Well Im tried buh bye L8r |
| Name: | erin |
| Homepage URL: | http://gurlpages.com/obsess/teen_idol/frames.html |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | 3 |
| How ya' doing': | fucking tired. |
| Comments: | hey, you filled out my survey
thing on my page so i thought i'd come and check out your site. i really like it.. its awesome. well, i need sleep. so, keep up the good work and stuff. bye :P |
| Name: | brooke |
| E-mail address: | civilsnatch@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.angelfire.com/mi2/snatch |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | 6 |
| How ya' doing': | just dandy |
| Comments: | well sheesh..what do i say. i
really enjoyed gawking at yer page, its very nice. i was especially excited (see above) when i got to hear my 2 very favorite misfits songs! though the midi one scared me very much and i almost peed my pants. i like how yer page is blue cuz its my favorite color. yippeee! ok well ill talk to you soon, byee |
| Name: | blue_eyed_angel |
| E-mail address: | blue_eyed_ang17@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://to lazy to make one |
| Sex:: | we no sir me a hermardite? |
| Age:: | i am fetis |
| How ya' doing': | good,bad,no good I swear |
| Comments: | just call me hermi so I need no
one to help me I can do it all myself if you understand what I'm saying I'm sure you will and remember that one thing you did and what that one person said and what shoes that person was wearing |
| Name: | avatar |
| E-mail address: | avatar@dtp.zzn.com |
| Sex:: | male |
| Age:: | 17 |
| How ya' doing': | pretty damn good |
| Comments: | i have not yet had a chance to
look at this site, but i'm sure it will be good, my little irish friend. so do not disappoint me... |
| Name: | MikeY |
| E-mail address: | saddam_our_lord@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.geocities.com/Sunsetstrip/Palladium/8335 |
| Sex:: | male |
| Age:: | 6 |
| How ya' doing': | Your MoM |
| Comments: | Kick Ass Site!!! You must have put
alot of work into it! Rock on! Fight the system! OI!OI!OI! ----Your new CrustY commie friend-- -I was created by your mom and Saddam Hussien to take over the world and spread the communist propiganha----------------------- -----------PEACE----------------- ------------MikeY---------------- --------------------------------- ---Why Does everyone wanna keep touching you?-------------------- --------------------------------- |
| Name: | copa |
| E-mail address: | whirliecopter@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.angelfire.com/biz/COPASETIC |
| Sex:: | male |
| Age:: | i am fetis |
| How ya' doing': | AH, MY boner HURTS |
| Comments: | jesse, your hi-fi site kicks. very
sweet, damn! Okay, well, come check out <a href="http://www.angelfire.com/biz/ COPASETIC/index.html">my band copasetic</a> and sign the <a href="http://www.angelfire.com/biz/ COPASETIC/wgbsign.html">guestbook</ a>. Hopefully you'll like our music, and even if you think our music sucks, our singer's hot so come to our page anyway. Okay, later.<br> Danny<P> <img src="http://members.tripod.com/~cop asetic4/powderpuffchristine.gif"><b r> <font size="1">image: christine anderson from copasetic</font><P><!-- http://titan.guestworld.com/wgb/wgb .dbm?owner=Superpapoo--> |
| Name: | Elizabeth |
| E-mail address: | xpink.pezx@sprain.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://members.tripod.com/xglitterx/xglitterx.html |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | 15 |
| How ya' doing': | talking to you on icq |
| Comments: | hi! look, i'm finally signing this
thing :) yay for me right? no... so what i wanted to say was i like yer site lots it's very well designed n all that good stuff. so keep up the good work and have a nice day :) laters |
| Name: | Marianne |
| E-mail address: | SUNDAYGIRL@prodigy.net |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | 30 |
| How ya' doing': | AH, MY BUM HURTS(no not really) |
| Comments: | Hey! You really ARE a QT Pie!!!
Erin Go Bragh,etc...Jeez! I hope Erin knows how lucky she is...Paintings and poems I've had done about me but websites?? Nope! Awww! You 2 look really cute together!!! You also have pretty good taste in music from what I've heard on your site so far!!!Maybe it's just me,but one of your drawings looks very much like Peter Steele of Type O Negative...You're good though,keep at it!!! Oh yeah, "Hi Erin!!!" Love, Marianne |
| Name: | Jess |
| E-mail address: | Jessykaaa@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.angelfire.com/nh/jessykaaa/index.html |
| Sex:: | male |
| Age:: | 16 |
| How ya' doing': | good cause i now am in possesion of a box of capri suns |
| Comments: | Good job on your page and all that
other crap that im supposed to say in guestbooks. thanks for signing my book, i thought i'd return the favor so here i am. well i must be going now i suppose since i have nothing else to say. bye Jess |
| Name: | Kriss Kross Walters |
| E-mail address: | superpapoo@msn.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.angelfire.com/ca2/oneeyeopen |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | 10 |
| How ya' doing': | I'm fine, baby |
| Comments: | Jess! How come your website is so
much better than mine? It took me forever to do mine and then I come to this one and I feel pretty insignificant. Who are you to make me feel bad, muthafucka?!? |
| Name: | Theresa BArtz |
| E-mail address: | wetnwild16@hotmail.com |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | i am fetis |
| How ya' doing': | good |
| Name: | blue_eyed_angel |
| E-mail address: | blue_eyed_ang17@hotmail.com |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | 16 |
| How ya' doing': | just faboulus |
| Name: | Kriss Kross Walters |
| E-mail address: | superpapoo@msn.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.angelfire.com/ca2/oneeyeopen |
| Sex:: | we no sir me a hermardite? |
| Age:: | 18 |
| How ya' doing': | I sat on a cactus and now I can't hold my shit in... |
| Comments: | You fucking pervert Jesse! I hate
you! I come home, expecting my mom to be cooking dinner and there you are, humping her while my dogs watch! You savage! I sure use a lot of explanation points! Don't you agree?!? BOOOHHAHAAHAHAA |
| Name: | smoky |
| E-mail address: | lsughinggirl15@hotmail.com |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | 16 |
| How ya' doing': | okay |
| Comments: | nice p-a-g-e
o lovestruck one i hate love sometimes i hate everyonr somedays the rage will follow cool |
| Name: | Jonny-NoJob |
| E-mail address: | ignorantbastard@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://jaxson4.cjb.net |
| Sex:: | male |
| Age:: | 19 |
| How ya' doing': | not sure |
| Comments: | um...yep. |
| Name: | spanky kane |
| E-mail address: | spanky@punkisdead.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://punkisdead.com |
| Sex:: | male |
| Age:: | 22 |
| How ya' doing': | fuckin lovely |
| Comments: | nice art bro you got tallent and
so do i....itz nice to be right spank kane -out <a href="http://punkisdead.com"><imgsr c="http://punkisdead.com/images3/pu nkisdeadbanner.gif" width="468" height="60" alt="PUNK IS DeAD dot COM" border="0"></a> |
| Name: | teeny little fucker |
| E-mail address: | itchy_420@yahoo.com |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | 15 |
| How ya' doing': | i am a potential stalker |
| Comments: | i think you are really fucking
cute. (im a friend of spacechicken's) im not a stalker (yet) and i have nothing else to say |
| Name: | Edge |
| E-mail address: | rjwilks@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://under-construction.org |
| Sex:: | male |
| Age:: | 17 |
| How ya' doing': | Like a dry slab of spam on a hot summer day |
| Comments: | May the fleas of a thousand camels infest in your pants.
Stop grabbing those plastic breasts too you pervert. |
| Name: | Goatwoman |
| E-mail address: | militiabitch@excite.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.angelfire.com/mi/erinpuke |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | OLDER |
| How ya' doing': | i have a headache |
| Comments: | hi jesse kid. wow, i ranted a lot in that mental state
section. there's this dumb kid who keeps asking me questions about my best friend. (oh yeah, i'm at school right now). anyway, he's saying dumb stuff like "hey, does kayt shave her legs?" and "does kayt go on dates? with guys or girls?" geez! so i told him that kayt's dating his xgirlfriend. fun stuff. wow i'm bored. and i have a killa headache. and my eye exploded last night. it was gross. i'm having all sorts of troubles. and now you say you won't be on icq much perhaps! arg! how dumb. anyway, i should go...mix mix stir stir i married young now life's a blur... love shmove, erin la puka |
| Name: | jan & bekah |
| Sex:: | female |
| Age:: | some day should be |
| How ya' doing': | tex? |
| Comments: | obviously put a lot of work into this website, it's cool |
| Name: | Aaron "Rataeva" Kelly |
| E-mail address: | rataeva@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://you_dont_want_to_know |
| Sex:: | male |
| Age:: | 15 |
| How ya' doing': | Very inquisitive aren't you. Prying into our lives ain't heathy... unless your a Voyeur. Now THATS a good excuse I've used a lot of times... ah.. meeemoories.... |
| Comments: | Well here you go. I'm a man of my word. Your homepage looks
like a lot of work has gone into it (or a lot of ctrl-v'ing from other Eye-gasimic sites... who knows) so you deserve all the paddy's signitures you can get. Yes..so.. ho hum. ?efil swoh :) I have to be different. You know that. Ok. Nornally I'd proceed to write longer than your eyes would physically be able to read, but I'm typing this with one hand so it's making things... difficult. And I'm getting lettuce all over my keyboard. -Aaron |
| Name: | Aaron |
| Sex:: | male |
| Age:: | i am fetis |
| How ya' doing': | text |
| Name: | [ the.new.uni-snot ] |
| E-mail address: | its on this page go find it |
| Homepage URL: | http:// your at it |
| Sex:: | i am fetis |
| Age:: | male |
| Comments: | JUST WANTED TO CLEAR UP THE WHOLE -ICP- MESSAGE THAT WAS
LEFT HERE. I HATE ICP, I REALLY HATE ICP THEY SUCK DICK I JUST WANTED TO CLEAR THAT UP |
| Name: | Canada |
| E-mail address: | cielo5@yahoo.com |
| Sex:: | just am |
| Age:: | female |
| How ya' doing': | text |
| Comments: | There...you can't say I didn't sign it... ;)
|
| Name: | the.new.uni-snot |
| E-mail address: | the.uni_snot@jewishmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://----your at it dumb ass |
| Sex:: | just am |
| Age:: | male |
| How ya' doing': | well |
| Comments: | hey just checkin in |
| Name: | Jabbo the Butcher |
| E-mail address: | jabbothebutcher@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://insaneclownposse.com |
| Sex:: | just am |
| Age:: | female |
| How ya' doing': | text |
| Comments: | Your proctologist called.... they found your head. |
| Name: | Ice Princess |
| Sex:: | just am |
| Age:: | female |
| How ya' doing': | I am all pain and i need a massage. : ) |
| Comments: | I am here i am signing now you should go and find one of your vidoes and pop it in. Then get comfortable and go with it. Understand? I am sure you do.
Now you should feel awfully special becuase i never sign these things. But i will again when the time comes. Just for you. Mawahhhhhh |
| Name: | Melissa |
| E-mail address: | me2u44@hotmail.com |
| Sex:: | 13 |
| Age:: | female |
| How ya' doing': | good |
| Comments: | Your page is cool and I liked you pictures!!
MeLiSsA you are HOT!! |
| Name: | Melissa |
| E-mail address: | me2u44@hotmail.com |
| Sex:: | 13 |
| Age:: | female |
| How ya' doing': | good |
| Comments: | Your page is cool and I liked you pictures!!
MeLiSsA |
| Name: | Jenny Weisiger |
| E-mail address: | veggiegirl@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://none |
| Sex:: | 17 |
| Age:: | female |
| How ya' doing': | uh, fine. |
| Comments: | Hi, I am Jenny, I'm crazy, and I have no life. I'm a vegetarian. I like animals. I'm a Christian. And finally, I don't know what else to say. Good bye. |
| Name: | Erin Puke |
| E-mail address: | militiabitch@excite.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Underground/5584 |
| Sex:: | 18 |
| Age:: | female |
| How ya' doing': | quite well, thank you |
| Comments: | Hey Jesse...finally I got a chance to sign this rat
bastard. I've been meaning to. anyway, I greatly enjoy your page and you're going to win my award won of these days. maybe today, you never know. hehe. welp, i'm on my way to save the world. see ya later, erin |
| Name: | shkwez |
| E-mail address: | shkwez_@hotmail.com |
| Sex:: | 69 |
| Age:: | we no sir me a hermardite? |
| How ya' doing': | text |
| Name: | Quank |
| Sex:: | always will be |
| Age:: | we no sir me a hermardite? |
| How ya' doing': | text |
| Name: | spacechicken |
| E-mail address: | spacechicken@mailcity.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://tinpan.fortunecity.com/eno/302/ |
| Sex:: | 20 |
| Age:: | male |
| How ya' doing': | if you see it run like hell |
| Comments: | comments? what does this fucking mean? really what am i
suposed to talk about what i feel or some dumb shit? or do i tell you what i like or dislike? the word comments bull shit i mean what the fuck? are you talking like programming language or something?? cause that basicaly means A particularly irksome form of over-commenting explaining exactly what each statement does, even when it is obvious to any reasonably competant programmer, e.g. /* Open the input file */ infd = open(input_file, O_RDONLY); since i have no fucking clue what type of comment your purposing i should talk about ill tell you what i was just thinking about a few moments ago. PLEASE do not pay damn attention to any errors, this is not an essay and has not been spell checked, and don't get all pissy about it either, its just what im thinking you don't need to go raise hell or start bitching over something that doesn't even concern your stupid fucking ass.. so just lay off fucker, so my hinder, to what eye was thinking.. you know the evolution of written profanity began roughly in the sixteenth century, well it fucking was and continues to change with each generation that it sees. Profanity is recognized in many Shakespearean works, and has continually evolved into the profane language used today. Some cuss words have somehow maintained their original meanings throughout hundreds of years, while many others have completely changed meaning or simply fallen out of use. William Shakespeare, though it is not widely taught, was not a very clean writer. In fact, he was somewhat of a potty mouth. His works encompassed a lot of things that some people wish he had not. "That includes a fair helping of sex, violence, crime, horror, politics, religion, anti- authoritarianism, anti-semitism, racism, xenophobia, sexism, jealousy, profanity, satire, and controversy of all kinds" (Macrone 6). In his time, religious and moral curses were more offensive than biological curses. Most all original (before being censored) Shakespearean works contain very offensive profanity, mostly religious, which is probably one of many reasons that his works were and are so popular. "Shakespeare pushed a lot of buttons in his day- which is one reason he was so phenomenally popular. Despite what they tell you, people like having their buttons pushed" (Macrone 6). Because his works contained so many of these profane words or phrases, they were censored to protect the innocent minds of the teenagers who are required to read them, and also because they were blasphemous and offensive. Almost all of the profanity was removed, and that that was not had just reason for being there. Some of the Bard's censored oaths are; "God's blessing on your beard" Love's Labors Lost, II.i.203 This was a very rude curse because a man's facial hair was a point of pride for him. and "to play with someone's head" was to insult him. "God's body" 1 Henry IV,II.i.26 Swearing by Christ's body, (or any part thereof,) was off limits in civil discourse. "God's Bod(y)kins, man" Hamlet, II.ii.529 The word bod(y)kin means "little body" or "dear body," but adding the cute little suffix does not make this curse any more acceptable. "By God's [blest] mother!" 2 Henry VI, II.i; 3 Henry VI, III.ii; Henry VIII, V.i Swearing by the virgin was almost as rude as swearing by her son, especially when addressing a catholic cathedral as Gloucester did in 2 Henry VI, II.i Perhaps the two worst of these Shakespearean swears were "'zounds" and "'sblood." "'Zounds" had twenty-three occurrences. Ten of them were in 1 Henry IV. The rest appear in Titus (once), Richard III (four times), Romeo and Juliet (twice), and Othello ( six times). Iago and Falstaff were the worst offenders. 'Zounds has evolved into somewhat of a silly and meaningless word, but was originally horribly offensive. This oath, short for "God's wounds," was extremely offensive because references to the wounds or blood of Christ were thought especially outrageous, as they touched directly on the crucifixion. "'Sblood" had twelve occurrences in all. There were eight times in 1 Henry IV (with Falstaff accounting for six), plus once in Henry V, twice in Hamlet, and once in Othello. 'Sblood occurs less than 'zounds, but is equally offensive and means basically the same thing. Several other words came from Great Britain, but were not included in Shakespeare's works. Today the expression "Gadzooks!" i met this girl that shoped there. even though is not particularly offensive to most. Of course, most don't know what it originally meant. Gadzooks was originally slang for "God's hooks," and was equally offensive to 'zounds and 'sblood as it also referred to the crucifixion. An interesting note is that there is a store called Gadzooks which everyone thinks of as a pop-culture vendor to America's youth. Some (but not many) of Gadzooks' shoppers would be very offended if they knew the true meaning of the store's name. Another word from this region is a Cockney expression, "Gorblimey," which is a word used to swear to the truth, and is a shortened form of "God blind me." Also, in England, words such as "bloody," "blimey," "blinkin'," beginning with the letters "BL" are taken offense to because they, once again, refer to the blood of Christ and the crucifixion. The military has an interesting technique for swearing their brains out without offending anyone. "They use the phonetic alphabet (A= Alpha, B= Bravo, C= Charlie, etc.) as a code for their swearing" (Interview). For instance, instead of saying "bullshit," they would say "bravo charlie." Or instead of the horribly offensive blasphemous cuss word, they could say "golf delta." Most people are familiar with the swear words that are still used. These "four-letter words" aren't necessarily four letters long, but more or less, they get the same point across as their four lettered friends. Such words usually include crap, ass, shit, bitch, fuck, and damn. There are many variations on the usage and placement of these words, but they still pack a punch. The word "crap" dates back as early as 1846, and is usually used as a euphemism for shit, yet many people find it equally offensive. As most cuss words do, crap has several different variations, such as, "eat crap," "crap-ass," and "crapola." The meaning has not evolved since its first publication, where it was defined simply as "excrement" (Lighter 508). The word "ass" had its first publication as a swear word (as opposed to a donkey) in the Oxford English Dictionary in 1556. "Whyyped...at the cartt es arse...for vacabondes." This is not the definition commonly used today, but is still a vulgar way of using the word. This means that back of an object, whereas the more widely used definition is "of the rump, the buttocks, rectum, and anus" (Lighter 37). The more common definition was first recorded in "Covent Garden Drollery." The word actually started out as Ïrs, then evolved into arse (which is the German translation also), and finally evolved into ass. "Shit" is, when used as an interjection, "An expression of strong disgust or disappointment," but is, when used as a noun, "Anything inferior, ugly, cheap, or disgusting" (Flexner 467). Shit can be placed with just about any word and make a cute little expression. Some examples are, "shit head," "shitting bricks," and the colorful little phrase, "shit or get off of the pot." Bitch was first used in 1400 in F and H, and has, quite amazingly, maintained its original meaning for over five hundred years. It's definition in F and H was "a malicious , spiteful, promiscuous, or otherwise despicable woman" (Lighter 169). It is also used today to describe "a sexually promiscuous young woman, a male homosexual who plays the female role in copulation, an ill tempered homosexual male, an infuriatingly large object, or something especially disagreeable" (Lighter 169-70), among various others. There are many other forms of the word, such as "bitch kitty," or "bitch session," which is basically when a group of people get together and whine about how terrible their lives are, quite fun! "Fuck" is probably the most offensive swear word used. The earliest use of it is in "Verbatim" in 1500, which says, "Non sunt in celi/quia fuccant uuiuys of heli." The meaning, unlike the language, has remained the same, however. It still means "to copulate" (Lighter 831). Some popular variations of it are "fuck a duck," "fucked by the fickle finger of fate," (Reinhold 79) "fucked up and far from home," and "fucking A." The word "damn" itself is not extremely offensive, but is rather used as an intensifier of other words or phrases. When placed with God, however, it becomes a horrible, blasphemous word, which is, to many, more offensive than fuck. This type of thinking goes back to the sixteenth century when religious curses were far worse than biological. G.D. goes back to 1697, when D. Defoe, in G. Hughes Swearing 209 said, "G.D. ye, does not sit well upon a female tongue" (Lighter 914). Swear words can be used in pairs such as "fucking bitch," and "fuck me in the goat's ass" to intensify and make the swearing humorous. They can also be used as compliments. Words like "bitchen" have been used since 1957 when Gidget said, "It was a bitchen day too. 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