Friday, December 5th 2008 - 08:26:53 AM
Name: Ava
E-mail: ava@hotmail.com
Homepage: http://homepages.pathfinder.gr/smytn/fluconazole/fluconazole-metabolism.html

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Saturday, May 10th 2008 - 10:51:52 PM
Name: Jonathon Haro
Homepage: http://www.myspace.com/ieatpaperwithmymouth

Comments: Nice! Thanks for the Warcraft2 wavs. I'm thinking of converting them to ringtones for when I receive txts. Warcraft3 midi's would be nice as well :)

Great site!

Wednesday, November 14th 2007 - 12:57:08 AM
Name: dan E mac
Rank: like shabba, i does
Serial Number: cf. my neck tattoo
E-mail: dan.raa@gmail.com

Comments: mr. coffee. it's been a while. a long, long, while. i'm procrastinating writing a paper i don't have to actually write (don't even get me started) and used that as an excuse to get back in touch, which i've been meaning to do for... shit, years, i suppose. anyway. hope you're well. lemme know what's up with ya, eh? much love. d.

Thursday, June 8th 2006 - 06:22:09 AM
Name: not yet
Rank: not yet
Serial Number: not yet
E-mail: not yet
Homepage: http://not yet

Comments: I have been looking for sites like this for a long time. Thank you!

Conspiracy Theories: not yet

Friday, March 31st 2006 - 09:10:34 PM
Name: Quinn
Rank: mole
Serial Number: B612
E-mail: Quinnwick@gmail.com
Homepage: http://quinnwick.com

Comments: Hello mr... you really shoudl update your friends link. I havent done anything on the geocities account in years.

What are you up to these days anyway?

QUinn..fenwick..lynx,,xnyl.. whatever

Conspiracy Theories: spring is trying to kill me with its pollenating plants...

Monday, January 2nd 2006 - 11:26:50 AM
Name: Shaz
Serial Number: 0100100100100101010 ......... 2!
E-mail: saalene@hotmail.co.uk

Comments: i totally agree with u! (on the all censor shit) i mean at school if i wanna search anything other than bbc fuckin bitesize it denys me acess!

Sunday, October 30th 2005 - 12:41:50 PM
Name: bir1935
E-mail: bir1935@yahoo.com
Homepage: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/upsilonphisigma1935/

Comments: tol.. ups ka?>

Tuesday, September 20th 2005 - 10:24:14 PM
Name: herpen
Rank: minor major media star
Serial Number: 02467
E-mail: bherpen@yahoo.com

Comments: good lord, coffey! it took years to track ya down, and you work in the same town my cousins live in! life's wonderful little coils...

i could be working in baltimore/washington come december, or, i could resign myself to a salaried life of drudgery, haunting the big L, reliving past glories. the whole story is too long to tell here. best of luck, and hope to cross paths with you sometime soon.

Saturday, November 13th 2004 - 09:12:22 PM
Name: Porn.Womir.Com
E-mail: mahatapa_palit4@msn.com

Comments: Hello... nice pictures, nice page.
Mahatapa Palit.

Tuesday, September 2nd 2003 - 12:10:41 PM
Name: Kerry
Rank: lowly, evidently :P
E-mail: kerrybluedaisy@yahoo.com

Comments: Hey. What’s up with you? How’s life and all that stuff? Is Paige alive? Are you alive? I haven’t heard from her in TOOOOOOOO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG! I can’t seem to get her through her email, so, I’m trying yours. (this is your guestbook, now, I've already sent this to your email, too, but I'm not taking any chances) You are being used. Just so you know. But!! I really appreciate the fact that you are there to be used…or something like that. Please poke her with pointy stuff until she emails me or something. Or I will be forced to call your house at ungodly hours. Really.

Conspiracy Theories: once again, YOU STOLE 'ER!!!

Friday, May 2nd 2003 - 09:15:42 AM
Name: Kerry
Rank: Clerk IV
Serial Number: 000000567428
E-mail: kerrybluedaisy@yahoo.com

Comments: Aaahhh! You stole 'er! Give 'er back!

i command you to make her send me communication!

There!

Conspiracy Theories: you stole 'er!

Thursday, January 23rd 2003 - 05:24:32 PM
Name: JOUST 215

Comments: PRETTY WILD ESSAY. ITS THE TRUTH.

Conspiracy Theories: 80% OF PHILLY GRAFITTIERS TRANSFORMED TO GAYFITTIERS, THE OTHER 20% KEEP IT REAL

Thursday, January 9th 2003 - 07:27:48 PM
Name: Jacob
Rank: none
Serial Number: i hope nothing
E-mail: phantom_mullet@kittymail.com

Comments: Hi, i just wanted to tell you that i really enjoy the things you write and that i am using your poem "pieces" in a U.I. L event that i'll be going to. I really admire what you do.

Friday, January 3rd 2003 - 11:40:25 AM
Name: Christopher
E-mail: silverhawk2000@yahoo.com

Comments: Just a note about my previous guestbook entry.
The .wav file sounds were implemented in COLOSEUM II
I think. After downloading the .ZIP of the game from the site I noticed that they were not there. I'll have to
dig through my archive to find COLOSEUM II or ask my friend.

Tee hee hee...

C.

Friday, January 3rd 2003 - 11:26:50 AM
Name: Christopher
Rank: Senior Programer
Serial Number: Kellogs
E-mail: silverhawk2000@yahoo.com

Comments: On the subject of Coloseum

Recently, one of my best friends (the actual inventor of the Windows 3.1 game ‘Coloseum’) mentioned to our gaming group that he stumbled across a web site where someone actually bothered to take the time to critique his game. He was pleasantly surprised.

This guestbook post is to enlighten Michael T. Coffey on the subject of the ‘Coloseum’ game and shed some retroactive light on the mystery and wonder that is ‘Coloseum’. :)

Point form is lazy but easy to digest, so here I go…

- Released way back in 1994 (hey, happy 10th anniversary to us at Freelance Software). No, we are not a huge multi-national conglomerate (yet) and do not have a huge web presence.

- Yes, cost to register is $9 Canadian Funds. Registering your copy is not a ‘futile’ effort, but more of a way of saying to the author “Hey, I had/have fun playing the game with my friends and I think that the entertainment value I got out of it was worth nine bucks Canadian (which is about one dollar US) so I will support the author.”, thus the shareware concept.

- Yes ‘Coloseum’ is a horrible misspelling, by design! I leave that enigma to be unraveled by my friend should he ever decide to do so.

- Coloseum was primarily designed to be a multiplayer game in which a bunch of friends would sit around the same computer (before the days of high speed LAN games), create a warrior character (.WAR) to pit against his friends in the Area for some good bone cleaving, head severing fun. If your circle of friends was small or you just wanted to play solo, well, the monsters were there to fill the gap. After a number of battles your character becomes a hero (.HRO) and should then only fight other heroes or the more powerful monsters. A hero who survives a number of battles eventually becomes a super hero (.SUP)

- The game, written in visual basic (cave man version) was never intended to be hacker proof in the way it saved its game information. For those who want to modify the text based save game files or the shopping list, Go Nuts! Keep in mind that things are done for a reason, and game balance might be adversely affected if, oh, your warrior has a strength of 99. “Why does Gladious do so much damage mommy?”

- I’m amazed that someone would still play the game 10 years later (as evidenced by the recent post by Josh Lee on November 19th 2002). Kudos to Josh, I’m glad to see that people play and enjoy it.

- If memory serves me right, there is a toilet flushing sound when you warrior or hero is decapitated or annihilated. That sound, and the grunts of pain, etc (along with test playing and minor co-development on game mechanics) were my humble contribution to the mayhem. The sounds were actually recorded into a microphone to make the unique .wav files.

- Does Freelance Software ever plan to release another version of Coloseum or anything else? Well that is a good question. The answer is, we’ll see. Over the years the author of Coloseum with the support of his friends, have developed a number of excellent, well balanced card games along a variety of game themes. Perhaps some day, I might take up the torch and convert some of these into PC based versions. The dream is to actually have many of these games published, but alas that takes time and money, a precious commodity that is hard to come by when the day to day responsibilities of a full time job and family account for most of ones waking hours. Truth be told, X-Box (Damn you Microsoft for making such a fine game system) now occupies our game night with the guys. I will have to twist some arms to get the group back to playing some of our home grown games. Perhaps even a good old game of Colosem for the nostalgic sake.

Cheers and Happy Gaming,

Christopher

Silverhawk2000@yahoo.com

Conspiracy Theories: Aliens are not from this planet!

Friday, December 13th 2002 - 03:53:35 PM
Name: RoCk-Sea
Rank: 5
Serial Number: 2000

Comments: ha!!!!im hella blowed

Friday, November 22nd 2002 - 04:52:26 PM
Name: Project: Data Control
Rank: No, I showered today
Serial Number: 48602
E-mail: mrman2908@mindspring.com
Homepage: http://www.projectdatacontrol.com

Comments: Great site. Come see mine. :-p

Tuesday, November 19th 2002 - 04:37:16 PM
Name: Josh Lee
Rank: Lieutenant Commander
Serial Number: 1010111

Comments: I also have the game Coloseum and I have discovered that if you click on the big logo on the top of the screen, it will change to let you use heroes and superheroes.

Saturday, October 19th 2002 - 04:38:01 PM
Name: Joey Gaylor
Rank: One Bad Mutha Shut yo' mouth
Serial Number: 209948382991
E-mail: IDONTDODRUGS

Comments: I read your views of the straightedge movement after researching the movement for a friend of mine who seems
interested in it. Your website came up, and destined to read it, I did. Being the third I read, I became disgusted
at the beginning of the document. It seemed only to slander the disorganization of the sXe movement, and
make it out like it was some sort of stuck-up asshole movement. Suddenly, it was the third of the same damn
comments about a how stupid it seemed. I am glad, however that the tone of the paper changed at the end,
because I think what we(straightedges) are trying to do is a wonderful thing. It's true that the definition is a bit
shady, but who gives a damn. All I know is I saw my father ruin his life by doing drugs and being an alcoholic
and I din't want that for me, no matter how little or how much I would choose to do. All in all, I think choosing
not do mess up your mind with foreign substances in great and other people should follow. If that sounds
conceited to other people, then I don't care. They should open up their eyes and see what they are doing
themselves.
Joey

Tuesday, March 26th 2002 - 12:08:44 AM
Name: Napa HSP
Rank: Havertown Skate Posse

Comments: Keepin it HAVER-core like WOE

Tuesday, March 26th 2002 - 12:04:51 AM
Name: Napa HSP

Comments: Keepin it HAVER-core like WOE 610

Friday, February 22nd 2002 - 10:52:18 AM
Name: BADANDY
Rank: DOWN FOR THE COUNT...
Serial Number: EH?
E-mail: BADANDRES@AOL

Comments: HAVERCLOWN'S FINEST......MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE OVER ROVER...

Conspiracy Theories: FEAR THE SKATE POSSE!!!

Monday, February 18th 2002 - 09:04:58 AM
Name: dan.
Rank: i smell a bit, yes, but i sort of always do.
Serial Number: (scratched out)
Homepage: http://hermenot.

Comments: sigh. mikey. it occurs to me that going around saying hi to everyone whom i've been too out of touch to speak to in the last few months is not a good way to resolve difficulties with travelling/meeting people/etc. but it's still fun, and fuck if im not the sort of person to avoid making things easy on themselves.

things are good, all told. hope they are with you. drop me a line sometime, eh? now i go to write a haiku.

oh. there's a thai monastery in yr town now (in MD). or maybe there has been one for awhile, and i'm just not aware of that sort of thing. it's affiliated with the place where i was a pseudo-monk (much like pseudartabas, insofar as pseud(o) is a prefix in both... except not; i don't give a shit about anyone getting any goldie or how wide the arses of athenian citizens are). if you're ever in a.. well, buddhist mood.. not sure if that ever happens to you... go check it out. good people, good food. like a chucky cheese's except instead of a frightening drunken man in a giant ratsuit leering at children, there's... buddha statues. no ball room (which im sure no one fails to notice is not a room. it's a pool, filled with balls. little plastic ones like the ones we used to steal from the playland of the eagle road mcdonalds...) tho, which is a negative. but hey, nothing's perfect.

Conspiracy Theories: (1) you don't want the identity of mr cow to be revealed. i used a cow in a presentation once, in a physics class. i was talking, oddly, about skinnerian psychology. i used a styrofoam cow named 'dog.' i thought myself clever, and still do, apparently, since i've told you this story before am telling it now and probably will again.

(2) you secretly(?) laugh and cajole my social ineptitude at telling the same fucking boring story again.

(3) bangladesh airways. it's a giant fucking conspiracy. just look at it.

Saturday, February 16th 2002 - 10:14:38 AM
Name: Tigris
Rank: colonel sanders
Serial Number: 007
E-mail: if you should know it, you already do.
Homepage: http://www.angelfire.com/nm/altaica

Comments: i am extremely hungry. i need to buy stamps. britney spears is the antichrist. i should not be up this late. i am wearing chipped, trashy red nail polish (for a good cause i swear). my right foot is numb. incubus is good. my desk clock is 7 minutes slow. i wish i was in england.

Conspiracy Theories: satan lives in my radiator. that or some really angry sorority girls.

Thursday, January 24th 2002 - 09:08:00 PM
Name: Fenwick
Rank: God
Serial Number: 666
E-mail: fenwick_delphi@yahoo.com

Comments: I had forgotten how much i enjoy your writtings, and your mind. It was good to be reminded. Give us a mail sometime.

Conspiracy Theories: Everybody hates me.

Monday, December 10th 2001 - 02:05:22 AM
Name: Jael
Rank: Harbingeress of Silly Poses
Serial Number: 867-5309
E-mail: christys@houston.rr.com
Homepage: http://home.houston.rr.com/christys/

Comments: I won't attempt to be as eloquent as Gabe and DragonXero.
I was here...with my hand stuck in my hair as I typed this!
Loved the irc logs...taunting morons is so much fun!!

Conspiracy Theories: Chemtrails!!! Nutrasweet/Montesano/FDA!!! Jael Capable Of Actual Intelligence Upon Occasion!!!

And I thoroughly believe that my Folger's crystals are really microchip transmitters enabling credit card telemarketers to stalk me at all hours of the night without having to actually dial my phone!

Tuesday, October 30th 2001 - 11:23:11 PM
Name: DAZED HSP
Rank: cream of the crop
E-mail: poowy420@aol.com

Comments: well its always good to read about my hometown espeically see the pics from behind the blue route .. god you should see the place now... if your ever in havertowen drop me an email and ill go over there with you.. i talked to you a few months ago .. not sure if you remember but anyway.... peace


H-town like woe

oh yeah i like how you reefer to det. ross as ross the dickhead. thinks cuase you get caugth once you know everything..well almost but i did lie a lot...

peace
dazed-hsp-

Thursday, October 4th 2001 - 11:21:21 PM
Name: PHILLY DYP

Comments: YO IS THIS SAPOSE TO BE A GRAFF WEBSITE

Tuesday, September 18th 2001 - 10:05:13 PM
Name: Gabe the Magnificent
Rank: French Taunter's Mate Second Class
Serial Number: 294-55-6972
E-mail: gabe@woodenbadger.com
Homepage: http://www.woodenbadger.com

Comments: Mike's a good egg, even if my wife does think his Stripcreator name is silly. His website is pretty neat, though I'm not sure if I'm smart enough to understand everything he's talking about. I shouldn't have dropped out of school in the fourth grade.

Conspiracy Theories: The Gideons have placed both bugs and homing beacons in all of their bibles. If you're going to talk about top secret stuff in your hotel room, put the bible in the toilet first.

White Out is made from liquefied Shmoos.

Tuesday, September 18th 2001 - 06:21:54 AM
Name: DragonXero
Rank: President
Serial Number: 666-66-6666
E-mail: dragonx@softhome.net
Homepage: http://dragonx.mikerosoft.net

Comments: TASTE MY MIGHTY STEEL OH WARRIOR OF BLOOD!
Or you could just sit down and have tea with me.

TEA OF DESTINY!
Or just tea with cream.

CREAM OF FATE!
Er, and sugar.

SUGAR OF PAIN!
Yeah.
That's it.

I'll go take my medication now, thanks.

Conspiracy Theories: I think the WTC crash was rigged. The planes may have crashed into the two buildings and PERHAPS this knocked them down, but what the HELL was with the third one???

Tuesday, August 7th 2001 - 08:43:18 PM
Name: --forwared to ted willams

Tuesday, August 7th 2001 - 08:41:46 PM
Name: ----87 north pg 65

Tuesday, August 7th 2001 - 08:40:43 PM
Name: y2b
Rank: one more time

Comments: 87 north pg 65

Tuesday, August 7th 2001 - 08:38:47 PM
Name: y2b
Rank: sometimes,yes.i forget my underarms in the morning
Serial Number: 0000

Comments: 87 north pg 65 say hello to stephen king and his walk in the old growth virgin forest of his mind.

Conspiracy Theories: who is harvey post and why isn't he the hard news congressmen condom

Monday, August 6th 2001 - 12:50:38 PM
Name: Zenya
Rank: one above sub-zer0
Serial Number: 2
E-mail: zenya_@hotmail.com

Comments: Work is not important

Friday, July 13th 2001 - 04:39:11 PM
Name: immodest rodent (or, if you must, dan)
Rank: pi/2.5
Serial Number: from kashi to good friends, 3
E-mail: you know this, MAN.
Homepage: http://hermenot.diaryland.com

Comments: i'm writing this mostly because for some reason my comp will allow regular access to internet, but ~not~ to webmail, and hence cannot email you. but also because i was messing around on fuz' haiku page (huzzah!) and thought i'd mess around on yours as well. it's fun. i digs it.

how go? i am unemplyed and volunteering for the moratorium campaign (to end the dealth penalty). tell your friends. "www.moratoriumcampaign.com" other than that, i sleep a lot. a whole lot. it's bad. counterproductive. not getting much work done. playing a whole lot of tony hawk. rizock. but yeah. wanted to say hey.

Conspiracy Theories: the man conspires to keep me down. white priviledge conspires to keep those in power from understanding that not everyone is always comfortable walking down the street alone, and doing something about it. post enlightenment empiricism/rationalism conspires to convince people that productivity is actually productive.

Wednesday, June 20th 2001 - 04:56:35 PM
Name: Digamma Dystenos
Rank: I forgot my deodorant, so yeah.
Serial Number: Whatever number is on Mueslix.
E-mail: digamma@remus.rutgers.edu
Homepage: http://digamma.tripod.com

Comments: My job is boring and unfulfilling, so I'm attempting to gain excitement and fulfillment through your web page. As you might guess, I'm not having much success. I get several hits a month referred from this page, so I owe you. Have you played the MST3K'ed version of Stiffy Makane? That's the most interesting thing I can think of to say.

Conspiracy Theories: The more obese and unhealthy consumers get, the more enamored they will be with the few thin and attractive people (I speak as a borderline anorexic - and proud of it) left in the world, and the easier it will be to use images of such people to sell products that will make us more obese and unhealthy.

Monday, May 21st 2001 - 01:28:06 AM
Name: chris nise
Rank: huh?
Serial Number: huh?
E-mail: mrniser@hotmail.com
Homepage: http://ehhh.....

Comments: well well.....whuts up mike, fancy meeting you here! this
was pretty strange, i'm up late procrastinating with grad
school work, and i decide to plug random terms into search
engines. wouldnt you know, that graffiti and havertown and
arrest all together point me this way....funny. well, i
spent a little time navigating your site - i'm definitely
not a real web-savvy guy...but i lived with a
linux/opensource/copyleft type-aguy in college, so i can at
least respect the steelo. i hope life is treating you
well...i know we share the common scars of surving that
battle that was the prep, but it seems like you've farted
well for yourself. i just recently got back in contact with
my old fraters, devine and cordua....so i guess this whole
month has been some sort of prep-type thing. oh well. let
me stop boring you! i just thought id drop a line,
considering how uncanny it was that i got plopped into your
world by chance. once again, i hope life is at least being
cordial to you, if not downright polite.

peace......chris nise

ps, i think this picture actually does look like my fat
ass. weird.

Conspiracy Theories: "comfort the afflicted and afflict the
comfortable" - dorothy day
"...in no particular order." - me

line dynamic is line divine.........

Saturday, April 21st 2001 - 08:46:45 PM
Name: michael
Rank: rank is irrelevant
Serial Number: serial number is irrelevant
E-mail: clikatowi@aol.com
Homepage: http://locutus.diaryland.com

Comments: i sign an inordinate number of guestbooks when i have
papers to write. btw, i tired of aol's massively slow
service, so i started a new webpage.

Conspiracy Theories: bob barker = robot. think about it...he wants you to spay
and neuter your pets, because if terminator taught us
anything, pets can sense robots. if you neuter them, then
no pets will exist to warn us of armageddon at the hands of
robots. watch the skies, my friends...watch the skies.

Saturday, December 2nd 2000 - 03:17:43 AM
Name: j'accuse!
Rank: shaba, yes he do.
Serial Number: alphabet soup.
E-mail: dpm99@hampshire.edu
Homepage: http://hermenot.diaryland.com

Comments: hoo hee ha. mikey m'boy. it occurs to me that posting
messages publicly is our only recent mode of interaction.
i wonder sometimes about this whole diaryland thing, about
net discourse... in any case, i just wanted to say hi, and
reconfirm the authenticity of the tathagatagarbha (one of
the Three Jewels, i might add, which are kind of like the
apostles' creed of mahayana buddhism) and note that, taking
your advice, i will in the future create words. perhaps in
german fashion, viz "studentenarbeitzimmer" et alt. i love
german because you can string together an infinite number
of nouns. sanskrit is even better for that, as you can
string together any kind of word; ie "mahayanasutralamkara"
or "Dharmadharmatavibhaga" (why the repetition of dharma i
dont know. my guess: cuz its that damn cool.) but i've
rambled enough. and not well, even. my skillz are
diminishing quickly, like the last dying embers of... the
branch dividian compound... (?) i don't know why i feel it
necessary to post drivel all over the net. but i do. so ha!

Conspiracy Theories: hippies conspire to irritate mike. damn hippies.

Thursday, September 28th 2000 - 06:08:48 PM
Name: Deyve
Rank: you tell me
Serial Number: classified
E-mail: legley@yahoo.com
Homepage: http://www.geocities.com/legley/What_Deyve__.html

Comments: I laughed, I cried and often I agreed.
Very nice. Keep on that kappa wacker.

Thursday, September 28th 2000 - 03:44:21 PM
Name: mmm.. the honey of the night
Rank: no
Serial Number: 18004382653
E-mail: ladydracula@usa.net
Homepage: http://www.eccentrica.org/intoxication

Comments: I sign your guestbook entirely too much. I'll have to restrain myself in the future. I just had the urge. I had been looking through my guestbook (I would've been working for my drama lab, but I sat there in the hall waiting for 45 minutes before saying to myself, "You know, Paige. There must be better things to do." Honestly, I'm not sure about that. But at least this I'm getting something accomplished, as opposed to what I would be if I were still sitting there in the hallway and looking like the bored, dissatisfied college girl that I am. I'm sure other people were starting to wonder if I'd ever leave, too. But the people I was waiting for never showed up. I suppose they could have right after I left.. but, hey, I waited an hour there. I might've fallen asleep in the hall had I stayed.) and read my last guestbook entry from you. You said a bunch of stuff in French (which I did manage to translate) ending with "Je t'adore!" You were trying to charm me, I'm sure of it. (Yes, of course it worked. Damn it.)
So, yes. I am lonely. And when I *do* have the chance to get online for a period of time and everything, nobody is on and I have no real e-mail. Feh.
Do you still have that Ninja card game thing?

Conspiracy Theories: Cop Kills Own Partner, Vows to Track Self Down (yes, it's
from the Onion. No, I'm not feeling creative, but I'm sure
this is a conspiracy).

Saturday, September 23rd 2000 - 07:55:24 PM
Name: they call me the man from onion land.
Rank: (egalitarian.)
Serial Number: oatmeal raisin crisp. 3.
E-mail: never1@aol.com
Homepage: http://hermenot.diaryland.com

Comments: wow... i can now fill in an actual page when asked for "my"
URL... even if it is a cheesy diary. i feel so potent.
now alls i needs is some potables. (disclaimer: i dont have
any idea what a 'potable' is)(and im not 100% that oatmeal
raisin crisp is actually a cereal, either).

i forgot that you were redesigning your page, mikey, even
though technically i was there while you were doing it (and
i remember strongly advising you against this color...
which was silly, cuz it's cool). i really just came bc i
felt like seeing what you were up to by looking at your web
page... but while im here... link me, damn you! it may not
be a sartre-chasm, but its pretty close.

<---- i have big feet. and no eyes. tee hee.

Conspiracy Theories: my cow has no legs. well, no hind legs at least, and no
udders either.

several/most of my close friends from school dont actually
go to school with me any more. i think its the reverse
vampires, personally.

the fisherman's net is in cahoots with starbucks to make
everything suck.

pardon my lack of creativity. i think it was all the
flouride those bastards put in the water.

Sunday, September 10th 2000 - 07:21:45 PM
Name: michael (crum, if you're feeling sinister)
Rank: upper management, rolodex propaganda
Serial Number: 0-36172-61052-5
E-mail: clikatowi@aol.com
Homepage: http://hometown.aol.com/clikatowi

Comments: nifty.

hours of reading about the american political system in
conjunction with excessive hours of listening to the new at
the drive-in record on full blast has rendered me tired and
deaf (who would have thought that ross robinson could do a
good job producing a record?). argh.

i like mike's page. it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy on
the inside. it also makes me wish i knew html. it also
gives me something to do at work. for that i am greatful.

Conspiracy Theories: i'm beginning to think that the people who work at mondo
kim's on st. mark's place in nyc think i am a compulsive
thief who has bilked them out of thousands of dollars worth
of music, because everytime i go in there now, this one guy
shamelessly follows me around, and then checks every
section that i looked in, almost as if he knows the exact
stock count of the store and would be able to tell if i
stole something just by eyeing the section.

or he could just be straightening shit up because i tend to
make a mess when i browse the racks.

my power and politics in america textbook (-the new
american democracy-) is right wing propaganda. there's a
section in the chapter on american political ideology that
discusses -world ideologies not common in the united
states,- naming socialism and communism as exemplary
types. uh-huh. it also notes that the most common paradox
in american politics is the fact that there are so many
outlets for participation in our government, and yet so few
people actuall choose to exercise their rights as
citizens. not to reduce the problem to a simple paradigm,
but in all honesty, if you went to a restaurant that only
served cottage cheese and breadsticks, you wouldn't really
want to eat there, right? i mean, unless your two favorite
foods are cottage cheese and breadsticks, which are quite
yummy in their own right, but do not necessarily make for
great choices at a restaurant.

i guess that's for now.

i like at the drive-in more than i like brainiac right
now. but that's not a theory, nor is their anything
conspiratorial about it, save for maybe the whole ross
robinson-korn-limp bizkit connection that i may be
ignoring...i don't know about that one.

Tuesday, August 29th 2000 - 05:07:31 PM
Name: kerry
Rank: last
Serial Number: manufacture defect
E-mail: kbs6752@louisiana.edu
Homepage: http://eccentrica.org/lonely

Comments: Nifty new layout.. looks kewl. different. and im not
supposed to entertain you. :P

Monday, August 28th 2000 - 03:42:18 AM
Name: Tim, Lugh, BrainySmurf, household appliance, Dr Tyko Glas, etc.
Rank: well, it has been a few days since i last showered, but i don't think so...
Serial Number: 901 437 5753 0
E-mail: tbaskin@students.wisc.edu
Homepage: http://www.sit.wisc.edu/~tbaskin/

Comments: Well, you told me you were doing a a complete redesign, so
I figured I had to to stop by and see what you'd done w/
the place since I'd last been here. I must admit I was
scared at what I found: actual changes ;P. Anyway, goodbye
Infirmation Desk (incarnation deux?).

Conspiracy Theories: Yeah, there's, like, this thing, yeah, that, like, runs the
universe, and it, like, really, really, really, like, likes
to make everybody miserable, ya know?

Sunday, August 27th 2000 - 12:44:25 AM
Name: *you* can call me "honey"
Rank: the beast what licked me
Serial Number: 1003
E-mail: ladydracula@usa.net
Homepage: http://www.eccentrica.org/intoxication

Comments: I'm painin' for some chicken. Yeah.. gimme something
chickeny!
Ok, well.. yes. That was somewhat relaxing for me to get
out of my system.
Look, I'm writing a bunch of stuff that could be put into a
simple e-mail. My god, the craziness of it all.
But.. I don't know. This just seemed like a good way to
celebrate me getting online after the past week, heh. Or
something. I don't know if you know this, but not much
exciting happens when you're not around. :P I've got to
do something about that. Heh heh heh.
On a totally unrelated topic, I'm having a bit of Powerpuff
Girl Withdrawal. Oh, the terror.
You know, I just realized I could be neat and stuff by
using HTML tags, like that nifty break tag. At least to
make this into paragraph-ish form or something. But I
don't think I will. Let's have it all run together, shall
we?
Great. Boy, "Just Like Heaven" is a great song. I am
sufficiently enthralled. I think I'll listen to it again,
heh.
Well.. consider yourself lucky that I just found out that I
am very, very thirsty. Because this means that I'm going
to bring this to a close and go find me an icy beverage.
Yes indeed. Love you, honey.

Conspiracy Theories: kid from downstairs with dead puppy on head!

Wednesday, August 2nd 2000 - 01:14:52 AM
Name: Pamela Jean
Rank: Number 1
Serial Number: disgraceful
E-mail: astoidb612@aol.com
Homepage: http://snit.diaryland.com

Comments: life will never be the same after i submit this form.
thankyou for the change in lighting.

Conspiracy Theories: "a friend of mine once told me his one and only aim was to
build a giant castle and in it sign his name...sign it with
complete community. thats when i reach for my revolver

Wednesday, July 19th 2000 - 11:24:15 PM
Name: kim
E-mail: kamuss@aol.com

Saturday, April 22nd 2000 - 02:23:41 AM
Name: kerry
Rank: prolly last
Serial Number: 3338628
E-mail: spyvak@us.net
Homepage: http://eccentrica.org/lonely

Comments: hullo...i heard it through the grapevine that you got a new
guestbook and that i should sign it...so, i think i really
don't need to explain why i'm signing..even though i really
already seemed to have done just that...but go
figure..things we don't want to do..always find themselves
happening anyway...such is life. woe is me :P

Conspiracy Theories: the world. against me.

Friday, April 21st 2000 - 12:20:50 AM
Name: ladydracula
Rank: Rank? Ha. I'm Czarina.
Serial Number: 1313
E-mail: ladydracula@usa.net
Homepage: http://www.eccentrica.org/intoxication

Comments: Sweetheart, you have a guestbook again! Well, heh, I know
you already know that. :P Some person send me a link to a
porn site of some kind on ICQ today. So I sent them the
link to your Geocities page. Heh. It was great. I didn't
get a reply or anything, though.
Anyway, I like your updates. And I like that you have a
guestbook again because I can sign it when I'm overcome
with withdrawal (kind of like my email habits, heh). ;P
And.. yeah. I'm going to go do a vicious spite jig (with
C2) to those silly afternoon cartoons on the WB. Or
something. Love you much. :)

Conspiracy Theories: cough syrup.. what's up with that? oh, and starcraft, heh.
*plays her second fiddle and grins*