| Name | Iris13 | |
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"These are CRAZY times, Mr. Hatta! CRAZY LIKE BUDDHA!"
"*Anti-sick-chatroom-pervert-spray*" "Woah, it's all glittery! It looks like a drag queen exploded in there!" | |
| DATE | Thursday, April 21st 2005 - 03:47:48 PM | |
| Name | Jimmy | |
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<Children in the front seat cause accidents...
Accidents in the back seats cause children!> | |
| DATE | Sunday, April 17th 2005 - 07:40:31 PM | |
| Name | Iris13 | |
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From my friend XD
"From the looks of your quiz, it makes it sound like Democrats are Anarchist. XD. I always knew there was something wrong with John Kerry... >_>" And me. "My tamagotchi ate your ramen!" "It feels sort of wierd to be writing about horny people in the middle of Social Studies class..." (about writing my fanfic ^^;) | |
| DATE | Sunday, April 3rd 2005 - 02:37:55 PM | |
| Name | Iris13 | |
| Homepage URL | http://iris13.deviantart.com | |
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More lovely quotes, curtosy me and my friends... enjoy!
'Osama-meyama wit yo mama wearin' llama pajamas.' 'Get all of the Final Fantasy boys on the American idol stage, singing 'Bye, bye bye' in pink thongs, with Paine, Yuna, Rikku and LuLu pole Dancing. With Llamas in the background.' and, from the Moulin Rogue movie... 'Luckily, right at that moment, a Narcoleptic Argentinian fell through my roof. He was quickly followed by a dwarf dressed as a nun.' | |
| DATE | Sunday, March 20th 2005 - 08:11:24 PM | |
| Name | Katy | |
| E-mail address | shiska_spark@hotmail.com | |
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I got some great ones today from a friend of mine who lives in Great Britain!! It was fabulous!
"No. I figured it out - I had a rubber duck stuck on the end of my penis. It's gone now." AND "Damnit! I like sex with animals! Is that so wrong in this warped world?!" Enjoy! | |
| DATE | Friday, January 28th 2005 - 02:19:30 PM | |
| Name | Iris13 | |
| Homepage URL | http://iris13.deviantart.com | |
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... quote from me about circumsicion (although I'm a girl O.o)
"If someone came at my genitals with a knife, they would wake up in tied to a track, in front of a sawblade, in Iceland." | |
| DATE | Saturday, January 22nd 2005 - 01:52:12 PM | |
| Name | Katy | |
| E-mail address | shiska_spark@hotmail.com | |
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Hey, this is a good one that Theo said once.
"Oh, man. That would be cool. And I would ask, 'Where the hell is Katy?' And this great booming voice would come down and say, 'Hell IS Katy!!' And I would say, 'Well, cool! I was looking for a place to toast this.' And I would put my pop tart on a stick and enjoy its gooey wonder." | |
| DATE | Sunday, January 16th 2005 - 12:49:37 PM | |
| Name | Sarah | |
| E-mail address | r0kk_n_r0ll@yahoo.com | |
| Homepage URL | http://iris13.deviantart.com | |
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Abi "I am the Goddess of Evil!"
Me "I will destroy the world before you!" Abi "You aren't the Goddess of Anything!" Me "Hmm, I love Muffins, and I love Fire. But then again, Evil is good too. SO I am...BABABUM...THe Goddess of Evil Flaming Muffins! WHich TOTALLY beats The Goddess of Evil." Abi "It does not! I control YOUR minions, because THEY are evil as well!" Me "No, they are Evil AND Flaming!" | |
| DATE | Thursday, December 2nd 2004 - 06:11:43 PM | |
| Name | Kathryn | |
| E-mail address | shiska_spark@hotmail.com | |
| Homepage URL | http://www.biteme.com | |
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Mikey, Mikey, Mikey... My love. You need to tell me who gave you the one about my mother's tombstone... :) Or was that you? *shrugs* I never know anymore. But here's some new ones...
"-A little bunny at a toll booth? -You heard me. -But, Daddy, bunnies don't drive cars! -(laughs) Oh, don't they? -No. Actually I don't think they do. -Live long enough, Hope, dear. You'll see many things." -From Urinetown "Oh, oh, my! A letter from heaven! And it is for... Debbie Benton. (pause) Oh my goodness, that's me!" -From Debbie Does Dallas (the musical) | |
| DATE | Tuesday, November 30th 2004 - 07:15:25 PM | |
| Name | Nicole | |
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"I can't believe I nearly wrecked my car over a phallic symbol made of cookies and cheetohs"
"Wow, that's really deformed. That dude has real problems!" "It's not deformed! I'm just removing all signs of phallic symbolism from my plate!" | |
| DATE | Monday, October 11th 2004 - 02:34:26 PM | |
| Name | Theo (the meat eating clone) | |
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Ah yes, the things I say when gaming.....
"cheaters never win, but damn do they always finish first." And from odd Nickelodeon tv... "Oh no! Are you ok?-I'm fine- Well, To bad! You being fine doesn't fit in with my recipe for DOOM!" | |
| DATE | Sunday, October 10th 2004 - 11:26:03 PM | |
| Name | Liz | |
| E-mail address | electricjane@hotmail.com | |
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haha... this made me laugh so much, i had forgotten a lot of this crap. :) here's one:
"I'm sorry i oppressed you, you damn Mexican." | |
| DATE | Friday, September 24th 2004 - 12:45:19 PM | |
| Name | Nicole | |
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I'm surprised and amused by how many of those are mine... and kinda scared. Hehehehe. And now for some more...
Happy Jesus pee! and... I hope you don't have issues wih personal space, because /I/ sure don't! | |
| DATE | Friday, September 24th 2004 - 09:06:22 AM | |
| Name | Greg | |
| E-mail address | showbiz1337@yahoo.com | |
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You weren't there for this, Mikey, but it was funny:
"There's something that most people don't realize. The customer may not always be right, but the customer is always the customer..." And then this one happened just today: "Greg's gonna get Hypno-Birthing, but you can go to Smoking Cessation if you like..." P.S. I like the new idea! The random wall = cool. I'll have to post more random things here more often... I witness a lot of them when Amy and Ricky and I are together. :o) | |
| DATE | Friday, September 24th 2004 - 01:01:21 AM | |
| Name | Katy | |
| E-mail address | shiska_spark@hotmail.com | |
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here's something i said once.
"Damn, I wish I could make someone's balls drop." | |
| DATE | Thursday, September 23rd 2004 - 11:09:49 PM | |