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Name: ♫♫♫♫♫☺4☺
Homepage URL: http://myspace.com/gumballrimpoche
Comments:...fragments of writing dubbed "the prophetic whispers" were found aboard what the men described as "a functional spacecraft in progress," namely a sphere constructed of several million shards of cobalt... They went on to describe an extremely complex ritual (I was not allowed to take notes, therefore I cannot reproduce it here) wherein the chief goal was the removal of daemons via a specific pore in the absolute centre of the forehead...the writings reproduced here were loosely translated in whispers on the long car ride back to Tuscon, the old man feared for his life but insisted that "the time has passed for this information to influence humanity in the correct sequence."...

"newfound oral health iniative begins with the understanding that the spiral is really a product of the crystal skull. floss in semi-circular motions, always pointing west, to accentuate your awareness. nothing must be left out, all lies are to be unwound and read calmy into the microphone. please do not chew. the crystal skull is pure energy, to stare into its unblinking eye is to stare into the interpenetrating fingers of understanding. i weave for you the tale of two cartoon figures, both absurdly sexualized. the parts collide with meaty precision, pistions in alien landscapes. nothing will escape the final realization. you are a product of the fears you slide into your pocket. i see you there with your hair glistening with sweat, waiting for the answer. nothing will come of this, some day you will understand that all spirals meet not in singularity but in the genesis of themselves. all birth is death inverted. all colours are sounds crushed against the finer points of matter. nothing is sacred. these are not new thoughts, nor profound, but they radiate from the depth of the crystal skull, and therefore contain the locks to new eden. i ate the rest of this manuscript for fear that hidden between the"

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Thursday, November 5th 2009 - 07:21:39 PM
Name: froofie poopslittle
E-mail address: talllankydude@mac.com
Comments:dis site maid me arms purr. thus eye type ewe, big beard. ewe and that crindle gods to come to bean pile for purr session!
Sunday, March 1st 2009 - 04:23:51 PM
Name: randy
E-mail address: neckybeardy@yahoo.ca
Comments:uncomfortable vandross tangent
cornered as aztec section
still to be mumbled from
a flowering kitty
catch the ex-pad pill
stolen from uncles skull
a nite microdendron
under rat scope
setting harlequin pfieffer form
perpendicular extremities protrude into meter
lint fix
portugals armpit
cackled a moon gnome
mandible scarcrow sorcery
blazing keylock lettres
that steam from the q ring
Thursday, October 30th 2008 - 01:15:10 AM
Name: randy
E-mail address: neckybeardy@yahoo.ca
Comments:uncomfortable vandross tangent
cornered as aztec section
still to be mumbled from
a flowering kitty
catch the ex-pad pill
stolen from uncles skull
a nite microdendron
under rat scope
setting harlequin pfieffer form
perpendicular extremities protrude into meter
lint fix
portugals armpit
cackled a moon gnome
mandible scarcrow sorcery
blazing keylock lettres
that steam from the q ring
Thursday, October 30th 2008 - 01:14:21 AM
Name: jim leftwich
E-mail address: jimleftwich@gmail.com
Homepage URL: http://jimleftwichtextimagepoem.blogspot.com/
Comments:here's a poem jukka-pekka kervinen and i wrote today:

Fur

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epic toast organ locus: Quack need
skinny Cranberry tickets to the gluten
grout chaff acne pronto kismet frill
Coach inconvenience defective Oaf
weapons holistic spoon hackle lope
auto porch ducat firm. Relax fixed
groin coach flaw acrid Shaving model
debate style bowel ritual Dope boasts
rich quack needs svelte Porch aspic
adaptation pulse flip shark Acne knot
fate away woolen guru gluten ticket
hazel Fiends timid eyes Toast while
institutions here: chum timid snow
weapon trowel oaf Car head Lope.
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crotch leach boast Pulse flip shark
haggle model shave Company porch
parakeet. locust fur envelopes parakeet.
Thursday, August 7th 2008 - 06:52:10 PM
Name: spign dishz
E-mail address: undetermined_black_minstral_show@racist_south.com
Comments:pain told trillet span cooker otoscotomy becasue.
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twrin tole shoal spun trick trillet taste test.
assume beginning.
foward ordering transmit pail.(in parenthasis (shovel))
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bottomless vat.
Saturday, June 14th 2008 - 02:01:25 AM
Name: Dotton Numdun
Homepage URL: http://www.dotnumdunton.com
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Saturday, December 29th 2007 - 08:44:42 AM
Name: claudio
E-mail address: calmens@netverk.com.ar
Homepage URL: http://www.claudiocalmens.8k.com
Comments:out of there


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Friday, July 27th 2007 - 09:46:31 PM
Name: me
Comments:someone can tell me what s draw k-cab means ? pleease
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Sunday, July 15th 2007 - 12:56:36 AM
Name: sissy pixelswitzer
E-mail address: sissablue@poptopbebop.org
Comments:yo, jerry! i know that be you down below spewing that jibberish onto these strange fuckers screens... i know where you get your shit, too. just wanna let you know that you ain't foolin' nobody. well, nobody like me. youre NOT original.
original. ?? think about it. im wrong, but so are you.
Friday, May 11th 2007 - 05:00:07 PM
Name: nada
E-mail address: rha06@hampshire.edu
Comments:before mama lion came back for the kill she ate some atelope parts first and gave the rest to her family
across oceams a momma human makes pie and spaghetti
before she puts it on the table she gorges herself with some of it
then puts it on the table all awry and shit after she just spent the day making it look good
Wednesday, May 2nd 2007 - 01:51:53 AM
Name: NARIZ INTENTE BLONCANO SOPHENI QUITALACARA
E-mail address: bluejay_23@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://www.uwsp.edu/stuorg/wwsp/
Comments:siento sandriew hair trickle upon the screen like sudden flash flood river in shia in salts btwxt sab dipt silm nexta cheep.
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Saturday, April 21st 2007 - 07:10:08 PM
Name: Eric Boros
Homepage URL: http://vialka.com
Comments:Brain bending concert in Castelfranco man, was a great honor to bear witness.
Wednesday, April 18th 2007 - 12:29:51 PM
Name: trip maker
E-mail address: tripmaker6@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://kopn.org
Comments:holy Victrola is my radio show, I'm playing a cdr that came out of a paper sleeve with a flying squirrel pasted on the front and Kraag.org on a scrap of construction paper. so high!
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Thursday, March 8th 2007 - 05:16:11 PM
Name: koko bridgesIII
Comments:susan won a trip to the north pole
to be with s.c.
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or did she hook up with jesus?
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Friday, November 3rd 2006 - 11:54:25 PM
Name: mr.fake name
Comments:you guys sound just like metalica.
Monday, May 15th 2006 - 07:57:39 PM
Name: Rizzia
E-mail address: rizzia@tampabay.rr.com
Homepage URL: http://www.freewebs.com/bsvrizzia
Comments:Heayy......gotta take off and help fight evil

i'm not the most

get this guitar off my hair. DON'T PULL IT!!NO!!
OW GOD DAMN QUIT JUMPIN ON THE BED

his name is spelled I8X8X888ET

how can you play tennis if there's no ozone layer!?!?!?!?

overheard at the office on 9/11/2001: "The Pentagon? Is that the building shaped like an octagon?"
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Name: Casino
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Name: QO,o
Comments:Greg's previous wife had made the mistake of having a rug baby, this would not affect his next marriage. He had been granted the permission to relieve himself prior to 2nd level halfcourse.
Monday, January 30th 2006 - 05:24:51 AM
Name: Gary Landers
E-mail address: garylanders@yahoo.com
Comments:I take estrogen pills, they make me feel nice. I hang out at the bus stop all day long, playing with the rocks on the ground and singing to myself. I love House Of Pain they are my favorite rappers. The bald guy is the coolest one, his shirt is awesome and sometimes he wears this cool hat, it's green and black. My dad hates gay people but my mother has a masculine jaw bone and she always wears blue jeans and a t-shirt. When I wake up in the morning I don't get erections anymore. I think it could be the estrogen pills.
Thursday, January 5th 2006 - 09:51:22 PM
Name: h ef9whweoh
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Saturday, December 31st 2005 - 09:59:49 AM
Name: Joseph
E-mail address: phallicmic@gmail.com
Homepage URL: http://www.myspace.com/phallicmic
Comments:CEHIB B BA BF AHIB HICF
Wednesday, December 28th 2005 - 05:40:57 PM
Name: extanza schaethrobe
Comments:nippo bea wasdogga basset yabanaba baba naba waba nose grichnikadle weseehoma gunna doodia mugga faggah! stay am pine help me help me help me help me help me hika-jiggle sohowma gunnagit downah yah seh hey howma gunnagit downah yah yah. help me help me help me help me help me woodland cried and stay up to cold wet stick. ``````MESOTHELIOMA...... double choice picture. carrot slugs etched in diamond. figgity diggity doo da kopul 8 wif yosel nigga wuh w w wuh w wuh ww wuh w wuh ih w w wih wih h wih h iw h h hiw w wuh w w wuhi i ihuw huw o wuh o o huw i wuh-o i i iwuho o huwi h h huwi-o how u o how u wuh o how i huw oh how i o u huh huh huh heh heh heh l he he help me help me help me help me help me help me The kamakazi and macaroni alabama sand pipe tabernackle choir of the future.
Monday, November 28th 2005 - 03:34:40 AM
Name: UO=-
E-mail address: ii
Homepage URL: http://li1
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in sex. in sects. insects.
buttsects.
fucking and shitting all around us.
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Saturday, November 26th 2005 - 05:17:46 AM
Name: no flute
E-mail address: noflute@free.fr
Comments:Hello. We are a French two-piece and we are looking for a producer to record a CD with. You can listen to our music on http://noflute.free.fr/mp3.html and we welcome your opinion. I hope you can get back to us quickly.

Thanks for your time.
NO FLUTE

Tuesday, November 15th 2005 - 02:09:57 PM
Name: llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Comments:ahhhhhh... I see. earlier messages were not meant as threatenish tantrums, misunderstanding. someone sent me a random she-male (e-mail) saying random things that I interpreted as a description of discontent for the contents of a package I sent you. I thought it was you because you always talk funny and say things wierd and your'e the only person who knows my she male address, also the only person who I send packages to. I guess it was just some wierd junk male or something. Or that childish fuck just being an anti snob (snob) dick face. PROBABLY. anyway I'm about to send another box, I drank a utt load of coffee and whipped up a cd to throw in there, my best work yet. ALSO your dvd is ffffffffaaaaaantastic, and the shea mowat cd is hhhhhhiiiiiiiilllllarious and the other cd is very very good. everything was wonderful. especially all the junk and stuff.
Sunday, November 6th 2005 - 08:47:48 AM
Name: Doctor potato.
Comments:terrigat hasin allus teratulato herma fagillas masterson titi-lolo, anacranaculous sif dillig hididirigula postutera-cranaculous postpopulatum popopuleepop. misaster. (every inch of my house is saturated with urine.) higuity. Malm templas apimal pagnet. eye el el el el el one eye eye eye el exclamation point. hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Sunday, November 6th 2005 - 08:24:51 AM
Name: bill Edwards
Comments:I caught my penis having sex with my testicles behind my back.

There is a giant homosexual turtle snorting cocaine off the hood of my car.

Hippies are stealing the milk from your breakfast cereal.

I have the ability to cause inatimate objects to experience multiple orgasms.

A real man is capable of performing a bowel movement in a standing position.

grape juice contains no actual juice from grapes, rather it consists mostly of the blood of baby elephants and ordinary tap water.
Tuesday, October 18th 2005 - 09:40:08 PM
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E-mail address: *.,'``
Homepage URL: http://oO0O0.,`.,`.,`.,`.,`.,`.,`.,`.,`.,`
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Wednesday, September 21st 2005 - 04:28:28 AM
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Tuesday, September 20th 2005 - 01:46:06 AM
Name: ke W#3
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Monday, September 12th 2005 - 12:48:57 AM
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Monday, August 29th 2005 - 01:28:57 AM
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Monday, August 29th 2005 - 12:53:10 AM
Name: .
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Name: debbie wattson
Comments:you make me feel dead inside.
Sunday, August 21st 2005 - 02:07:16 AM
Name: .
Comments:I just ate a sandwitch and some potato chips. I wonder what's on the television right now. Today I had to work an hour later than usual. My hands smell like soap because I just washed them. I like to wash my hands after I eat. I'm going to brush my teeth soon. I have sensitive teeth so I use a special tooth paste, it tastes like cinnamon. I don't like cinnamon.
Friday, August 19th 2005 - 03:15:35 AM
Name: somebody
Comments:nothing.
Monday, August 8th 2005 - 11:30:53 PM
Name: ...
Comments:in the future there will be silverware for you butt and your genitalia, you will have to keep it in a backpack and carry it with you every where you go. There will be a man standing in front of every public restroom entrance, he will tell you to show him your backpack and he will inspect it to make sure it meets the requirements of his sanitation manual.
Monday, August 8th 2005 - 12:37:26 AM
Name: Indigo Montoya
Comments:My name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father... prepare to die.
Sunday, August 7th 2005 - 01:19:39 AM
Name: Indigo Montoya
Comments:My name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father... prepare to die.
Sunday, August 7th 2005 - 01:19:06 AM
Name: Indigo Montoya
Comments:My name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father... prepare to die.
Sunday, August 7th 2005 - 01:18:04 AM
Name: Indigo Montoya
Comments:My name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father... prepare to die.
Sunday, August 7th 2005 - 01:17:37 AM
Name: Iili
Comments:Where do plants go when they die? Are there trees and bushes in heaven? Are there good plants and bad plants? Weeds are bad plants aren't they? Do bad plants go to hell when they die? I don't think there would be weeds in heaven, but I'm sure there would be flowers there. Do plants have ghosts? Can a house be haunted by a house plant? I think MY house is. Did Jesus Christ die for the sins of plants and animals too? A cool movie would be"Ghost Dog", It would be just like the movie "Ghost Dad", except instead of Bill Cosby, it would be a dog. A black dog. I saw a movie called "All dogs go To Heaven", There should be a movie called "All Plants go to Purgatory", that would be funny, but also boring.
Monday, July 18th 2005 - 02:22:20 AM
Name: s draw k cab jew Ee..I..lP
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Saturday, July 16th 2005 - 06:30:56 AM
Name: randy travis
Comments:once again you are having problems with repetition.
Saturday, July 16th 2005 - 06:11:49 AM
Name: randy travis
Comments:once again you are having problems with repetition.
Saturday, July 16th 2005 - 06:11:07 AM
Name: randy travis
Comments:once again you are having problems with repetition.
Tuesday, July 12th 2005 - 05:05:57 AM
Name: randy travis
Comments:once again you are having problems with repetition.
Tuesday, July 12th 2005 - 05:05:48 AM
Name: GAS-X
Homepage URL: http://www.cumfart.com
Comments:
merry crimmuh happa birfuh

eaybudaaaahhhhh! chocca baugh.

when I go on tour in your lobster ass,

I'm gonna grab you up and pull you in! 2
years from now you will all be scrubbing
my shit off the toungues of your smiling
happy toothless faces with a butt statue
made of abrasive rubber genitals, and

putting your turds in the freezer to

harden so you can put them back where

they came from without making a mess.

Three pages, one word- DISCOMFORT!
Monday, July 11th 2005 - 04:17:49 AM
Name: GAS-X
Homepage URL: http://www.cumfart.com
Comments:
merry crimmuh happa birfuh

eaybudaaaahhhhh! chocca baugh.

when I go on tour in your lobster ass,

I'm gonna grab you up and pull you in! 2
years from now you will all be scrubbing
my shit off the toungues of your smiling
happy toothless faces with a butt statue
made of abrasive rubber genitals, and

putting your turds in the freezer to

harden so you can put them back where

they came from without making a mess.

Three pages, one word- DISCOMFORT!
Monday, July 11th 2005 - 04:13:45 AM
Name: l
Comments:... monsterbation.
Sunday, July 3rd 2005 - 12:32:10 AM
Name: regish
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Saturday, July 2nd 2005 - 06:12:08 AM
Name: iiiiiii
Homepage URL: http://www.barbiegirl.com
Comments:yyoyoyoyoy word, G, thanks for the niiiiiiiggas and whateveru;'o/fkyr.jyd.j Reminding you of skin fold and my elephant animal fire vizzle dizzle recopey send. This way you'll see every time you look at your uhhhh wet dream book, wear rubber gloves and don't get alectrocuted, holmes.

P.S. I like stencils.

C.S. I didn't shoot that bitch, but yes, that IS my semin and feces.
Friday, July 1st 2005 - 02:09:46 AM
Name: The medicine man
Comments:Maximum strength Tylenol sore throat, pain reliever-fever reducer Adult Acetaminophen Liquid cough syrup, will fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkk you up if you exceed the reccomended dosage, or just drink the whole damn bottle. keep the poision control on speed dial and relax to your favorite cd or audio cassette, perhaps you perfer listening to the radio. I reccomend finding a nice "smooth jazz" station or am radio static. The best time of day is the early morning, I enjoy the birds and the sunshine reflecting on the dew covered grass. Never use Purel Antimicrobial liquid hand sanitizer as a personal masturbation lubricant, it will burn the skin right of your penis, and it will be extremely sensitive for weeks to come. I reccomend Vicks Vapo-rub for a cool refreshing menthol tingling sensation, it may burn a little but it's nothing to worry about, just try not to get any in your pee hole.
Tuesday, June 28th 2005 - 05:18:05 AM
Name: ihg
E-mail address: ugj
Homepage URL: http://ug
Comments:hgluf'otg; most chigbdese restiurants are actualljy owned by vietnamise immigranrts, who re seeedfkihndg revenge on americans through fried food and jmsg, by cloggoing our arteries and giving us heart attacks, on e partibvcular restiuraunt in marysnville washington has claimed the lives ofabout 5 people in the last 4 yearwes, this resturaunrt has been in buissiness for 28 years at that rate they have kiled approjximateltym 30+ americans. there are littrerally thousandfs of these restraunrts across the united states. boycott chinese food or die. also I'm sick of washing your goddamn dishes.
Monday, June 27th 2005 - 02:01:13 AM
Name: Mitchale VEET
Homepage URL: http://witcyst.blogspot.com/
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Tuesday, June 14th 2005 - 08:56:09 PM
Name: ZORTON!!!
Comments:I CAN PREDICT THE WEATHER WITH MY RADIO-ACTIVE PENIS!!!!
Monday, June 13th 2005 - 05:02:47 AM
Comments:funn
Thursday, June 9th 2005 - 05:39:48 AM
Name: 100 lowercase fucks and the number shit
Comments:Haigh-eigh, skoght-awt Igh-eye wihl-iggle
seghned-eguhuhnehnehneduhd thugh-guhhuh negxst-eckst-exed vihdiough-ighdeiough twoughmarrough, and a book I made.
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Monday, June 6th 2005 - 02:17:24 AM
Name: I Am A wAs once wAs
E-mail address: u40915@uicm.uic.edu
Homepage URL: http://www.realdoll.com
Comments:It. if it fits in, it is stiff.if it sits in its fist, in it is tin, it is infinit, in its tits... stiffiststiffiststiffist.=33
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Sunday, June 5th 2005 - 01:45:38 AM
Name: French Hotel Lady
Comments:An Ocean Of Sunshine Covers The Uncensored Landscape Like A Soiled Beach Towel And The Rippling Effect Distorts The Obscenery. A Beutiful Golden Afterbirth From Which All Life Originates In It's Crudest Form. In The Distance... The Cries Of A Woman In Distress, Her Image Is Vague But She Appears To Be Of The Negro Persuasion. I Think To Myself, Should I Go Ahead And Fart Or Just Hold It In.
AMEN.
Revelations 3:13
Saturday, June 4th 2005 - 06:57:04 AM
Name: 𸙺j
E-mail address: doododdododod
Homepage URL: http://78788
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Thursday, June 2nd 2005 - 06:18:07 AM
Name: walter dodolins
Homepage URL: http://www.mythologicalscience.edu
Comments:Leprechauns are a strange people, their society appears to consist of only males however, leprechauns are actually hemaphrodites and they reproduce asexually.
Sunday, May 29th 2005 - 08:02:36 AM
Name: Montgomery Calhoon's grandmother
Comments:I am not a donkey and I never was, however when I was young I did take my clothes off and I am actually naked right now.
Monday, May 23rd 2005 - 04:55:18 AM
Name: FAST FREDDIE
Comments:FAST FACT:
It am horny.
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Sunday, May 22nd 2005 - 08:47:49 PM
Name: Ian Parker
E-mail address: stegosauruscowboy@gmail.com
Homepage URL: http://www.erowid.org
Comments:Hmmm, all this talk about noisy music made me think- it is my theory that Portland's covert infatuation with noisy experimental musical styles may stem from the Velvet Underground's appearance in Portland in the '60s. Legend has it that the Velvets hit the stage, played one song, turned the amps up all the way, gave the audience the finger, and walked offstage while the guitars and mikes screamed feedback for several minutes. This may have served as a forcible indoctrination that echoes throughout Portland's collective unconscious to this very day.

Anyone remember Metalalienfenceband#5?

Ahh, beautiful, strange, horrible Portland- I'll see you soon.
Friday, May 13th 2005 - 08:01:48 PM
Name: not Ian again
E-mail address:
Homepage URL: http://
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Friday, May 6th 2005 - 07:41:28 PM
Name: not Ian again
E-mail address:
Homepage URL: http://
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Friday, May 6th 2005 - 07:34:31 PM
Name: not Ian again
E-mail address:
Homepage URL: http://
Comments: Hi, wanted to apologize for earier comments Not Scott you are a better man/woman/person/tree/house than I, I was wrong to be so judgemental, agai I apologize. troubles with the dreambook I'm writing a lot of crud to push my lo nger mor e a r t i cu l a te re s p o n s e t h r ou g h b re kng p cn' ok t hns ga in co t
Friday, May 6th 2005 - 07:29:29 PM
Name: The Lorax
E-mail address: http://contact.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ReturnUserEmail&requested=spendthrift4&frm=279
Homepage URL: http://www.kingdomofloathing.com/login.php
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Friday, May 6th 2005 - 07:22:06 PM
Name: dyjdtyjdytjdtyjdtjdytjdyjdty
E-mail address: dytyjtdjtyjdtyjdtyjdtyjdtj
Homepage URL: http://dtyjdtyjdtyjdtyjtjdyjdyjdyjdyjdyj
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Friday, May 6th 2005 - 07:10:35 PM
Name: llllllllllllli
Comments:hey I wrote something and your dreambook was all screwy and it put it on twice but it told me that it didn't do it at all and so I rewrote it and the same thing happened so then I wrote another thing explaining that and it happened again hence this thing which you should delete everything except the first thing. sorry.
Friday, May 6th 2005 - 06:01:07 AM
Name: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii;
Comments:hey you were having troubles with your dreambook and I had to rewrite what I wrote and eventually It showed up twice and then again when rewrote it so If you can delete it then you might want to. sorry.
Friday, May 6th 2005 - 05:55:43 AM
Name: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii;
Comments:hey you were having troubles with your dreambook and I had to rewrite what I wrote and eventually It showed up twice and then again when rewrote it so If you can delete it then you might want to. sorry.
Friday, May 6th 2005 - 05:55:31 AM
Name: lllllllllllllllll1
E-mail address: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Homepage URL: http://|||||||||||||||||||I
Comments:Hey Ian Parker you should be glad people dont understand this website and people dont get it. If people like david scott liked noise and everybody understood the things you like, you would hate kraag just as much as you seem to hate staind. david scott is my friend and he would never apollogize for what he said. And furthermore, he has never even been to this website. I wrote that stuff as a joke.
Friday, May 6th 2005 - 05:49:04 AM
Name: lllllllllllllllll1
E-mail address: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Homepage URL: http://|||||||||||||||||||I
Comments:Hey Ian Parker you should be glad people dont understand this website and people dont get it. If people like david scott liked noise and everybody understood the things you like, you would hate kraag just as much as you seem to hate staind. david scott is my friend and he would never apollogize for what he said. And furthermore, he has never even been to this website. I wrote that stuff as a joke.
Friday, May 6th 2005 - 05:45:39 AM
Name: not david scott
E-mail address: scott419@yahoo.com
Comments:david scott has never even been to this website, I was playing a joke on him. however he does listen to staind. And I played an I dM theF table cd for him and he thought it was totally stupid. But I'm writing this in his defense because Ian Parker wrote a message in david's name appologizing for something he never even wrote in the first place, but he would also not appologize either. And I would like to say that If it wasn't for people who don't understand this noise stuff and if everyone thought it was interesting, you would probably hate it just as much as you hate staind. people like david scott give you the opportunity to be different, so you should be nice and give the next carson daily look alike you see a great big hug.
Friday, May 6th 2005 - 05:31:57 AM
Name: not david scott
E-mail address: scott419@yahoo.com
Comments:david scott has never even been to this website, I was playing a joke on him. however he does listen to staind. And I played an I dM theF table cd for him and he thought it was totally stupid. But I'm writing this in his defense because Ian Parker wrote a message in david's name appologizing for something he never even wrote in the first place, but he would also not appologize either. And I would like to say that If it wasn't for people who don't understand this noise stuff and if everyone thought it was interesting, you would probably hate it just as much as you hate staind. people like david scott give you the opportunity to be different, so you should be nice and give the next carson daily look alike you see a great big hug.
Friday, May 6th 2005 - 05:26:43 AM
Name: a
E-mail address: hjk
Homepage URL: http://kl
Comments:u-mow mow, momma u mow ma mow momma u-moww mow momma, u-mow ma mow. it's a song. I cant remember the rest. but it's stuck in my head over and over.
Friday, May 6th 2005 - 04:45:10 AM
Name:
E-mail address: scott419@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Just thought I'd pop back in and mention that I'm an utter cunt. I apologize for my earlier post in this here dreambook. Wow, how embarassing for me. I'm such a miserable, tasteless dork. Think I'll fire up some old Baywatch tapes, have a wank, and then eat some more cheetos.

I like random emails from people I've never met.
Friday, April 29th 2005 - 05:21:32 PM
Name: Ian Parker
E-mail address: kyoukage@comcast.net, stegosauruscowboy@gmail.com
Homepage URL: http://http://www.redcactus-usa.com/img/NutritionalFacts.gif
Comments:Oh yeah, everybody who is too retarded to understand this website sucks. You all have the taste, style, and sophistication of a warm pile of rat entrails. You are boring fuckers and should die. Go listen to Staind you shiteating fucks.
Friday, April 29th 2005 - 05:13:47 PM
Name: Ian Parker
E-mail address: kyoukage@comcast.net, stegosauruscowboy@gmail.com
Homepage URL: http://http://www.redcactus-usa.com/img/NutritionalFacts.gif
Comments:I'm back! Stegosauruses on fire, baby!

Everybody in Portland, be aware that THE TURBOSLOTH COMES IN THE NIGHT! When you LEAST EXPECT IT!

Shea Mowat still rocks. I haven't seen him in like ten years but I'm sure it's still the case.

BRACE YOUR ELVES! TURBOSLOTH MOTHERFUCKERS!
Friday, April 29th 2005 - 05:03:36 PM
Name: jr l vb
E-mail address: theblondclan@hotmail.com
Comments:it fucken sucks
Saturday, April 9th 2005 - 11:10:29 PM
Name: jr l vb
E-mail address: theblondclan@hotmail.com
Comments:it fucken sucks
Saturday, April 9th 2005 - 11:10:29 PM
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E-mail address: seasoning of the
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E-mail address: commencement od worrds
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Friday, February 25th 2005 - 03:45:31 PM
Name: the lum
Homepage URL: http://spinsugar.com
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Monday, February 21st 2005 - 02:39:47 AM
Name: the cops
Comments:you are in violation of the penal code!
Sunday, February 13th 2005 - 04:13:30 AM
Name: pendance wivis
E-mail address: pendancewivis@god.com
Homepage URL: http://kraag.org
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Sunday, February 6th 2005 - 08:47:14 PM
Name: david scott
E-mail address: scott419@yahoo.com
Comments:Your website is terrible. Most of the words are spelled incorrectly and your grammar is just awful. Did you even go to school? You could at least use the spell check option on your computer or something.
Sunday, January 30th 2005 - 04:27:33 AM
Name: FAST FREDDY
E-mail address: fastfreddy@webtv.net
Homepage URL: http://fastfreddy.com
Comments:FAST FACT:
When you do the sandwich dance, spread the penut butter first. Never spread the jelly first.
Wednesday, January 26th 2005 - 04:35:06 AM
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Tuesday, January 25th 2005 - 05:07:54 AM
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Tuesday, January 25th 2005 - 04:54:16 AM
Name: huggles
Homepage URL: http://boohoo
Comments:I super glued a baseball to my face and hit a home run with my mind. a sudden flash of nudity. nothing has changed. the blurring made no difference at all. they get wild for one or two seconds and then they throw around a beach ball for fifteen minutes. i'll save my money for that hooker that always hangs out at the bus depot...

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Tuesday, January 25th 2005 - 04:48:44 AM
Name: www.name.com
E-mail address: www.emailaddress.com
Homepage URL: http://homepageurl.com
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you scream. you've wounded yourself.
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Monday, January 24th 2005 - 06:24:39 AM
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Sunday, January 23rd 2005 - 04:13:27 AM
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Sunday, January 23rd 2005 - 03:53:29 AM
Name: the captain
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Thursday, January 20th 2005 - 06:02:10 AM
Name: HAXCEK
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Saturday, December 11th 2004 - 08:43:23 PM
Name: national identity protection bureau LLC
E-mail address: www.consumer.gov/idtheft/
Homepage URL: http://www.nipb.com
Comments:yesterday is a scam perpetrated by the hallmark company in order to sell greeting cards with retrospective themes.
Wednesday, December 8th 2004 - 11:10:56 PM
Name: ....
E-mail address: ..
Homepage URL: http://.
Comments:anything.
Wednesday, December 8th 2004 - 09:57:19 PM
Name: hzgzmzgzh
E-mail address: FSUHCIKT@webtv.net
Homepage URL: http://5
Comments:somebody called my phone number that I put in this dreambook thing and asked me to send them stuff but I could'nt understand what they said. I think they were from massachusits. I would be happy to send you anything you want so e-mail me or leave another message and speak very clearly in a normal voice. And thank you Mr. theftable for being so nice as to spead my gospel to others and letting me pollute your dreambook with my big mouth fingers
Sunday, November 14th 2004 - 10:10:06 AM
Name: fhksut
E-mail address: sctfik
Homepage URL: http://uihc
Comments:show custom emotions, add excrement to your wife. It's the secret massage discolored by the indian fart bracelet.
Friday, November 12th 2004 - 03:32:38 AM
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Homepage URL: http://you are L
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I have unlimited long distance.
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Wednesday, November 10th 2004 - 06:52:39 AM
Name: yes
E-mail address: www.www.com.com
Homepage URL: http://sfuckihhitfit
Comments:thank you. tommorrow I'm going to the post orafice. I have 2 things for you but only enough money to send one of them. later will be the other one. If your web site was a person with downs syndrome I would expose my genitals to it and force it to touch them. fucktastic.
Wednesday, November 10th 2004 - 06:02:17 AM
Name: Azadiel
E-mail address: Azadiel@hotmail.com
Comments:
I want that picture of my pubic-hair back.

Christmas is coming, after all, and I need something for my cards.

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Saturday, October 16th 2004 - 08:32:06 PM
Name: hgtew
E-mail address: yh
Homepage URL: http://awtrewagresagrfeasgre
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Saturday, October 2nd 2004 - 12:36:24 AM
Name: bunderish
E-mail address: marmmot2001@yahoo.com
Comments:Hmm. I am amused by all of this. I wonder when they will start printing currency with the fish on one side and the empire of the pig sybol on the other.
Wednesday, September 29th 2004 - 01:42:15 AM
Name: luc ferrari
E-mail address: fromagge
Homepage URL: http://johoeugesoggiiikokkoolwquppqnne.licklamee
Comments:my name is luck ferrari
i like sounds and suckh
please write or visit me
AT: 11 CITE VOLTAIRE
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Monday, September 27th 2004 - 08:55:00 PM
Name: luc ferrari
E-mail address: fromagge
Homepage URL: http://johoeugesoggiiikokkoolwquppqnne.licklamee
Comments:my name is luck ferrari
i like sounds and suckh
please write or visit me
AT: 11 CITE VOLTAIRE
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Monday, September 27th 2004 - 08:54:59 PM
Name: mowthelawn
E-mail address: salmo@suscom-maine.net
Comments:the best

in the old wise blubber sticker

"belive what you belive in while you are beliving it_

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GWASTI-babama!


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Tuesday, August 17th 2004 - 02:14:32 AM
Name: mowthelawn
E-mail address: salmo@suscom-maine.net
Comments:the best

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Tuesday, August 17th 2004 - 02:14:13 AM
Name: hubert
E-mail address: thaw@india.com
Homepage URL: http://free.art.pl/astipalea_project
Comments:Hi I'd!
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Your friend in Dublin
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Thursday, August 12th 2004 - 12:36:18 PM
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Tuesday, July 27th 2004 - 03:27:15 AM
Name: nipbkieleooosooo
E-mail address: non o y@ore fukey muckia busiice.com
Comments:soccer mom is pouring
wakes
soccer mom si pouging
takes
soccer mom is plowing
rakes
> hake=+++
Tuesday, July 27th 2004 - 01:18:29 AM
Name: vzoomy
E-mail address: ihaveasnake@ha-ha.edu
Comments:pushing
pushing
this is where i came to eat
shut up and dance?
Monday, July 19th 2004 - 12:46:56 AM
Name: Michael VEET
E-mail address: witcyst@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://www.russkhan.com/home/witcyst/etps/LifeSpace.htm
Comments:Think ive dune it now Ckech
free-from bangladeshi
have not figgured pictures though hmm

- Michael
Saturday, July 3rd 2004 - 10:20:33 PM
Name: emaN
E-mail address: sserdda liam-E
Homepage URL: http://LRU egapemoH
Comments:stnemmoC
Saturday, July 3rd 2004 - 10:16:13 PM
Name: RT
Comments:However unique this stuff is it is also very confusing. The way you spell words, the words you come up with. I must admit I was confused throughout the whole viewing of the web site. Maybe I am not smart enough to understand, to grasp the entire meaning. I have this friend who went on vacation, but she is only e-mailing her other friend, not me. I feel left out, like I'm not important enough or something. O how pathetic our emotions can be, don't you think. Anyways, your website was unique, and I like uniqueness. It is better to be a flamboyant failure than a benign success. Please don't take this the wrong way. I am neither calling you a failure nor trying to underestimate your talent. I just thought it would be a cool thing to say. By the way, Mr. Cordiner, I work with your brother.
Sunday, June 20th 2004 - 06:17:52 PM
Name: Iama jello
Comments:more, more, you, dammit!
Tuesday, May 4th 2004 - 04:13:57 PM
Name: bjork'sistergeena
E-mail address: gbjork@beethooven
Comments:fish
bait
sea
salt
women
pharmacy
cheesecloth
i think that there should be something between
&pretend
diapers
Saturday, April 17th 2004 - 10:04:55 PM
Name: Skt
Comments:keeper of wundham. [rpft tp gben.
Sunday, March 28th 2004 - 06:00:14 PM
Name: safd
E-mail address: tewa
Comments:gime
lips
gtem
pols
soso buno^SOqUAASTAr
grap
esca
:lat
opors
Tuesday, March 16th 2004 - 04:27:05 PM
Name: ytr0+^^jyj9&::::;;;:::;::;k2h9
Tuesday, March 16th 2004 - 04:24:35 PM
Name: Hubert
E-mail address: thaw@india.com
Homepage URL: http://free.art.pl/astipalea_project
Comments:Hey I'd Did You get my package with Loaddds of things? And did You upload a cowboy info about ^^^666^^^ guit. Please mail me my firend!
friend firend
Be well!
Hubert
Thursday, November 20th 2003 - 04:47:35 AM
Name: Azadiel
E-mail address: Azadiel@hotmail.com
Comments: Songs For You

"Take me out to the ball game,
Take me out to the plog,
Buy me some penis and crack her back,
I don't care if they take my check

'Cause it's root, root, root for your colon,
If they don't sim it's a plane,

'Cause it's ONE, TWO, SHIT-WHORES you're dead at twenty-four,
At the OLD
BLOG
GAY!!

YAYYYYY!!!!"


"And she loves you, ya ya ya,

She loves you, ya ya ya,

With a love like that, you know you could get away with shooting her through the cheeks with a mini-bow gun and hiding her sexually-useless corpse in your "cold room" by the pile of shit-stained socks in your basement until she starts to bloat and green and burst gasses of old love is this what I came here for and gave and compromised and felt and held dear to me oh god all I have left is a gangrenous left leg fuck god why!?!

. . . ya ya ya yaaaaaaaaa!"


-A.
Tuesday, September 23rd 2003 - 12:21:47 AM
Name: Greg Bevington
Comments:Thank you for these fine recordings and gifts!
Tuesday, September 16th 2003 - 11:42:47 PM
Name: Suck, and I tell you.
E-mail address: Azadiel@hotmail.com
Comments:
Darling,

Just shopped. In regards to "...EEEE EEEEE....EEEEE" (did I spell that right?)the original composer of that tragedy(enlightenment?)has been recently sentenced to four or eight years at the institue for higher learning: Orono, University of (yes, that place where you did all the vomiting). Sentence to be carried out sometime this following week, I think.
Though said Composer is accused by some to simply be "persuing the skirt" as his only option and reason to journey to institute, his reckonings and controls are, by all means, irrelivant. What IS relevant is the fact that his recordings, of a true and tried time of genuine weeping hormones, put to the test and prodded gently, still exist. And are offered to those who will have them.
Praise be to you, for keeping this Composer's valued works at hand. My personal fav is "Drop the Gun".

Adieu,

-A.
Monday, September 1st 2003 - 05:23:17 AM
Name: Hubert
E-mail address: kluyvert@wp.pl
Homepage URL: http://free.art.pl/astipalea_project
Comments:Dearest I'd!
I prepared a package for You and sent it. Please send me Your four latest stuff and other newest ones, I will send You soon a project of a website due to our project of guit666.
Yours
Hubert
Friday, August 29th 2003 - 10:52:34 AM
Name: Azadiel
E-mail address: Azadiel@hotmail.com
Comments: Thanks for the great time last night. But now it burns when I pee. You lied to me, bitch!

-A.
Friday, August 8th 2003 - 10:38:19 PM
Name: -A.
E-mail address: Azadiel@hotmail.com
Comments:
Dear Fuzzy,

Been a long time in-between gods. I still have the only tape I ever got from you, and play it often. Well, okay, maybe once a year, but don't get suicidal on me. It's not hip anymore.
I do like your music, and maybe someday, when they let me out of here, you and I can sit down and discuss it. And maybe then you can tell me, for the love of god, WHO put the bop in the bop-do-rop, and WHO put the rang in the ranga-danga-ding-dong.

I love you and miss you.

Keep well,

-A.
Wednesday, July 30th 2003 - 01:30:54 AM
Name: jay schleidt
E-mail address: durchfallend@maktoob.com
Homepage URL: http://grel.bravepages.com
Comments:secker murt form bid.
Monday, July 21st 2003 - 07:11:25 PM
Name: Bogo Yogo
Homepage URL: http://www.bulbous.co.uk/bongoleero/
Comments:Message from the Creeper:-

The Bongoleeros: "Remedial Ecstasy" CD_R
Are you feeling static? Has your brain been Magnetised into submission? The Bongoleeros want you to join them in an orgy of Friction to demagnetise your brains and reach a state of Remedial Ecstasy. As a by-stander remarked "it looked great, exciting. I thought, I want to do something like that, I want to shout and pour custard on my head as well." That person has been touched by the Spirit of Bogo. The Bongoleeros are dedicated to a Remedial Carnival that agitates and provokes the brain waves and celebrates the anti-static possibilities of confrontational music action. For the ritual of demagnetisation we keep our feet in the Land of the Static by wearing shoes worn for Day Work and our heads in the world of Remedial Ecstasy by wearing stocking like a bank robber or The Rushcart Lads. The Bongoleeros believe that practice makes perfect is a recipe for disaster - we frequently use the wrong approach and embrace our failures. We like our culture uncooked and unchewed. In the words of Paul Derdon "Its Less Avante Garde and More Ava go." The Bongoleeros are Bogo Yogo & Bogo Island. Currently we are developing a strand of Powerless Electronics, taking the anti-static spirit of Remedial Ecstasy into new performances, B-movies and recordings. Demagnetise your Brain before its too late.

Get it from:
uk.geocities.com/sunny_days_out/index

Bongoleeros
www.bulbous.co.uk/bongoleero/

& the Dutch amongst you may be interested to know:

Noise Cape 2003
23/08/2003
Scheveningen, Nederland

performance- en noisefestival

onder andere optredens van Au, BMB con., The Bongoleeros, Coolhaven, Fcknbstrds, Feedback Society, Ground Control, Kapotte Muziek, Shitcluster, Society Suckers, Sickboy en Aphasic
Monday, July 14th 2003 - 10:45:18 AM
Name: fffff
E-mail address: hzgzmmzgzhsvoo@webtv.net
Homepage URL: http://community.webtv.net/hzgzmmzgzhsvoo/f
Comments:Your thing is the thing of things. I wish to do the thing with the stuff where I give it to you and you put it in the places. I want things too. things. I send thing you send thing? Please tape my things to other things like trees or stop signs. Or put one in a boyant container and send it afloat in the body of water nearest you. It would be a great favor. I will send maybee a box of assorted things and I have access to american currency if nessecary. My hurd malm is 5920 135th pl. NE Marysville Wa 98271.................send what is convenient or non-such as according to your deepest or non-such desires. My things ibbb-ottt; sounds images objects specimens ideas eck-seterah.
top'e monir.
nobody at all
Monday, July 7th 2003 - 06:06:57 AM
Name: Friend
E-mail address: demos@psouth.net
Homepage URL: http://www.geocities/outbop
Comments:Soy!
De Hund es Los.
The pop corn tastes great! Much is inspire. Far snaps like that. Because makes it for fun.
Signed,
a FAN!
Wednesday, June 11th 2003 - 12:11:19 PM
Name: ethan
E-mail address: ehayes_chute@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://slimefactor.tripod.com
Comments:gonna check out id m theft able un prov on 5-28.
Tuesday, May 20th 2003 - 08:37:44 PM
Name: Lori
E-mail address: helplori@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://help_lori.tripod.com
Comments:Terrific web site.YOu have wonderful music.Keep up the good work.
Friday, March 21st 2003 - 06:38:42 PM
Name: qiowziopees
E-mail address: tacobellspy@hotmail
Comments:I am a retired muscian, I played second violin with the Philidelphia Symphony Orchestra. I stumbled across your page
withorwithoutyou[withorwithoutyouo-o}Icantlivewithorwithoutu
I am a retired vetrenerian, I earned my diploma in Vetrenary
Pschology at Brown University. I happened to come across you
yakityyakdon'ttalkback(buampabuaabuaaabuamp)takeoutthepapers
andthetrashoryoudon'tgetnospendin'cashyoushakemynervesandyourattlemybraintoomuchlovedrivesamaninsanebringitonreggiewoman
I am a retired teacher/chef/indian cheif, I teach, cook, and
build native american nik'nacks, I stumbled across your clock doj wolf toothbursh boot milkshake dog a fog gok freanch vanilla bean
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 - 07:17:39 PM
Name: Philip
E-mail address: somethingelse@wluw.org
Homepage URL: http://www.stopgostop.com/somethingelse
Comments:keep upp the good work
Monday, December 23rd 2002 - 01:01:32 AM
Name: david lydon
E-mail address: dlydon@hotmail.com
Comments:skot, found you in a search engine. glad to hear kraag.org is alive and well.

cheers,
-david.
Monday, August 5th 2002 - 10:15:55 AM
Name: Agent Orange
E-mail address: monkeythoughts@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://www.geocities.com/gadzooxss/BlueOpening.html
Comments:My butt is broken.

3 attempts at defecation, only 1 success.

It is the exact opposite from the explosive diarrhea I experienced during my trip to Costa Rica.

sudorific: causing or increasing sweating
Friday, July 5th 2002 - 11:58:18 PM
Name: Terry Silver
E-mail address: childishtapes@juno.com
Homepage URL: http://members.tripod.com/childishtapes
Comments:If a man can't breathe, he can't fight...
SWEEP THE LEG!
Monday, June 17th 2002 - 02:50:49 PM
Name: Ned Muffleburger
E-mail address: N/A
Homepage URL: http://www.droprockpro.com/mikepride
Comments:I think that Skot has a great sence of inner mathematics and a great collection of habiscus plant juices.
Go and spread the jelly.
Tuesday, May 28th 2002 - 02:08:29 AM
Name: bene tleilax
E-mail address: tleilaxu_@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://www.geocities.com/nnythm13
Comments:hpef8||u thh=re ar=z 0me intr=zt=d(ing) peo=|= tha+ paz
thr0u here. s0 l!z_=n ++0 [noize]ev!ltr0n!x : : :
http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/159/tleilaxu.html
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/circlesquare_music.htm
mkay? y0-.|| b= b=t+=r f0r t. EXPAND Y)UR AUD!) EX+@RI!
XNZ!!!!
Monday, September 24th 2001 - 01:52:24 AM
Name: The K
E-mail address: partikleman@hotmail.com
Comments:nice with the peeled hearts paste. now is my favourite
time.
Wednesday, June 27th 2001 - 04:18:28 AM
Name: kris visser
E-mail address: sstarkris@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/chaoslist
Comments:ujnf394fhn98432jf98 3ej f09j3f09je3 0ijwq0ij)(J)(J$)
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ijjeo http://groups.yahoo.com/group/chaoslist!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saturday, April 21st 2001 - 02:53:32 PM
Name: alejandro pea
E-mail address: extremefarmer@ecuador.net
Comments:yo soy en ecuador. yo habla espaol muy mal. esta muy
calinte. me gusta mucho. es muy bueno. yo la tengo. blabla
bla-o. no es frio. hasta la vista.
Saturday, January 6th 2001 - 09:13:09 PM
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