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Name: Madisyn
E-mail address: madisyn@hotmail.com
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Saturday, June 21st 2008 - 12:37:01 AM
Name: Linda Yanez
E-mail address: lindayanez@hotmail.com
Comments:I just watched the skit on the "shock collar" -that was way funny!!!!! I wish there really was a shock collar to break bad habits!
You guys rule!!!!
Sunday, July 22nd 2007 - 01:23:00 PM
Name: Phillip
E-mail address: linuxcdrs@gmail.com
Homepage URL: http://themarcnortonshow.net
Comments:Wow, your videos are great! My boss does simular stuff, check it out.

His video on youtube get alot of comments.

http://youtube.com/nortonbrown
Saturday, April 21st 2007 - 10:52:00 AM
Name: Turzman
E-mail address: mike@turzman.com
Homepage URL: http://www.turzman.com
Comments:Driving Bill Crazy- when can we see production stills and the finished product.
Dammit.
I work nights.
Sunday, February 11th 2007 - 10:56:52 AM
Name: Donald Harwood
E-mail address: blaizenaway@hotmail.com
Comments:James, love the website the videos are funny.
Saturday, November 25th 2006 - 02:20:42 PM
Name: Bettymouse
E-mail address: Bettymouse@yahoo.com
Comments:Hi Johnson Brothers!
You guys are hilarious! I bet you didn't even notice Bunnymouse and myself in the back of the audience of your last show! Hee Hee Hee...
Love Bettymouse

P.S. Linda says hi also
Thursday, October 19th 2006 - 02:26:59 PM
Name: GARY WING
E-mail address: customstudios123@yahoo.com
Comments:I am trying to reach you to buy a platen bracket but there is no phone number and no email listed. I clicked on the contact us but nothing happens. Please contact me via the above email addressmor call me at 773.665.2226. Gary
Wednesday, October 4th 2006 - 01:08:10 PM
Name: avellaina
E-mail address: avellaina@aol.com
Homepage URL: http://homemadepoetry.piczo.com
Comments:Your site's absolutely hilarious,made me laugh out loud! ...well done!!
Sunday, August 13th 2006 - 06:45:24 AM
Name: The Turzman
E-mail address: mike@turzman.com
Homepage URL: http://www.turzman.com
Comments:RIDE THE MIDGIT!!!!!
You sexy bitches.
Sunday, June 25th 2006 - 09:55:09 PM
Name: The Turzman
E-mail address: mike@turzman.com
Homepage URL: http://www.turzman.com
Comments:I've fallen...
and I don't wanna get up.
The guestbook at Turzman Central has been solicited by so much gay porn in the last 2 months it makes me think somebody is playing a joke on the ol' Turzo.
Needless to say, the entries never made it to public viewing.

What do Scottish men wear beneath their kilts?
Their shoes!
*ahem* Ha-ha? Is this thing on?
Never mind.
Thursday, June 22nd 2006 - 12:07:15 PM
Name: Tony Hills (Leon)
E-mail address: tony.hills@nov.com
Comments:You guys rock!!!! Thanks for the hotel room @ the Johnson house & an awesome week in Cali.
Sunday, May 28th 2006 - 01:22:44 PM
Name: CM
E-mail address: claremcglinn@googlemail.com
Homepage URL: http://claremcglinn.bravehost.com/
Comments:Greatr website
Saturday, May 27th 2006 - 05:16:47 AM
Name: Jeni
E-mail address: nospam@please.com
Homepage URL: http://www.fitnessandfreebies.com
Comments:Greetings! Enjoyed my visit to your web site very much. Best of success with it!
Sunday, May 21st 2006 - 08:38:40 AM
Name: Johnny Johnson
E-mail address: Johnny@thejohnsonproject.com
Homepage URL: http://www.thejohnsonproject.com
Comments:hmmm ...same tired old Johnson references ...just like our site.
Thursday, May 11th 2006 - 06:27:15 AM
Name: Wanda Acree-Erickson
E-mail address: wkdwanda92404
Comments:The Dangers of getting Stoned Was great. Seeing my son and granddaughter on your video was cool
Sunday, April 16th 2006 - 07:04:14 PM
Name: gil tteege
E-mail address: ton usre i vhae neo
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Tuesday, March 21st 2006 - 02:33:28 AM
Name: The Turzman
E-mail address: mike@turzman.com
Homepage URL: http://www.turzman.com
Comments:Caught the show last Sunday at the Coffee Depot.
Funny stuff. The newbies can hold their own with the vets.
Keep it up, and swing on!
Turz
Wednesday, March 15th 2006 - 01:28:36 PM
Name: tina
E-mail address: serathi@netzero.com
Comments:just thought i would sign my life away.. hope you enjoy it..
Tuesday, February 28th 2006 - 12:14:40 PM
Name: vickie
E-mail address: ladyvic50@chartermi.net
Comments:Hi! I am Larry's big sister and I just wanted to say "hi" to all of you from Michigan. :-)

Vickie
Sunday, February 26th 2006 - 04:36:09 PM
Name: Tiffany Rykbos
E-mail address: boobahda@yahoo.com
Comments:I have seen your page several times on myspace thru various friends....But never actually watched your videos, until tonight! They are flippin awsome! I laughed my ass off & I want MORE!!!Kinna like crack...Just kidding...I love it tho..You guys& girl are gonna go far!
Saturday, February 25th 2006 - 11:34:12 PM
Name: The Turzman
E-mail address: mike@turzman.com
Homepage URL: http://www.turzman.com
Comments:What the hell is with all the spamming? I get the same problem with the guestbook at Turzman Central. Is somebody really gonna purchase online casino credits, super pee-pee pills or refinance their home because some jag-off wrote about it in an online guestbook?
It staggers my imagination how stupid so many people are.
Whaddup Johnsons?
Saturday, February 25th 2006 - 08:43:25 AM
Name: Tracy
E-mail address: tammy@yahoo.com
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Tuesday, February 21st 2006 - 11:29:53 PM
Name: Kimberly
E-mail address: jill@pismo.com
Homepage URL: http://amauougp.com/ibfb/vwhu.html
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Tuesday, February 21st 2006 - 11:29:49 PM
Name: Juanathin
Comments:WTF I'll get rid of these ad's when I get a second... who the eff buys trimspa cause they saw an ad in a guestbook anyways... they need to read a book on advertising.
Wednesday, January 25th 2006 - 11:47:25 AM
Name: Turzman
E-mail address: mike@turzman.com
Homepage URL: http://www.turzman.com
Comments:I finally got MY johnson to swing!!!

My johnson swings now!
MY JOHNSON SWINGS NOW!!!!!!

YES- I rule.
Friday, December 30th 2005 - 09:02:08 PM
Name: Betty Mouse
E-mail address: bettymouse@hotmail.com
Comments:I love your new skits! Especially the one about the "stuffed" animals! You guys are fantastic!
Love, Bettymouse
Wednesday, December 7th 2005 - 05:41:59 PM
Name: Linda Holdahl
E-mail address: lindaholdahl@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://lindaholdahl.com
Comments:It was great working with all of you!
Saturday, December 3rd 2005 - 06:14:03 PM
Name: JLD
Homepage URL: http://www.freewebs.com/jenngo/
Comments:Interesting. Very interesting.
Wednesday, November 23rd 2005 - 07:22:00 AM
Name: Cisco
E-mail address: Cisco@x1039.com
Homepage URL: http://www.brandx1039.com
Comments:Some of the funniest mother farters that I have ever met!!!

Still waiting for their first porn to come out!
Monday, November 21st 2005 - 07:58:54 AM
Name: morgana
E-mail address: morgana_la_fae@hotmail.com
Comments:holy crap this is the worst pic ive ever seen of u! as if u ref'd me to this pg!!!
Monday, October 24th 2005 - 08:03:37 PM
Name: ralph henslee
E-mail address: rwhenslee@yahoo.com
Comments:you be good but git rid of stup- stuyp-stupiid-dumb ones
Tuesday, October 11th 2005 - 02:17:47 PM
Name: Juan
E-mail address: Info@swingingjohnson.com
Homepage URL: http://www.swingingjohnson.com
Comments:Poker is a sin against all that is holy.

Don't play poker... wait nonon I'm sorry I got that confused with killing everyone close to you.

Play poker as much as you want... jeez wow went a little crazyCRAZY! hehehe

goodnight
Sunday, October 9th 2005 - 11:10:22 AM
Name: video poker strategy
E-mail address: faz5n15t1izhu@mail.com
Homepage URL: http://www.poker4spain.com/video-poker-strategy.html
Comments:

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Thursday, October 6th 2005 - 06:34:53 PM
Name: Strangling Jack
Homepage URL: http://www.swingingjohnson.com
Comments:Gosh, thanks!
Friday, September 23rd 2005 - 03:36:18 PM
Name: redroomryan
Comments:seen worse
Saturday, September 10th 2005 - 03:06:25 PM
Name: Sarah
E-mail address: kingsgurl31@comcast.net
Comments:I think you all should come up to Sacramento. :) I could get a bunch of my friends to go. Look into it! :)
Thursday, September 1st 2005 - 12:59:36 PM
Name: The Turzman
E-mail address: mike@turzman.com
Homepage URL: http://www.turzman.com
Comments:I was doing the hamster dance way back when it was fashionable to splat hamsters against brick walls.
Jeeez, I'll bet a lot of you weren't even born yet.
Goto Turzman Central and read about how I got a free loaf of bread!
Click here to enter Turzman Central
Saturday, August 27th 2005 - 10:48:45 PM
Name: Eddie Escalera
E-mail address: MTNROADMAN@AOL.COM
Comments:Hi all. I was browsing through the comedy pages and found your web site. I too am a comedian and a full time California Highway Patrolman. Just tonight, I met with Mitch Hedberg's widow (Lynn Shawcroft) in a local gas station food mart and wer talking about Mitch and how he was going give me some stage time. I like that you honor him as I do. He lived about 1/2 mile from me in the San Bernardino Mtns. I just finished my second comedy class with Gary Cannon and Johnny Dam as my coaches.

I will hope to see you perform at the Ontario Improv in November unless you are performing near and sooner.

Eddie
Wednesday, August 17th 2005 - 11:15:54 PM
Name: bunnymouse
E-mail address: bunnymouse@yahoo.com
Comments:Hi Guys! What's up with the really wierd music (as in chipmunk redneck music) at the beginning of your web site?!
Bizarre, but funny. Hey Strangling Jack! E-mail Linda with your new phone number and address! And don't kick the kittens out of the apartment either! Just wear a good dust mask at all times-you'll get used to it. Really! Have fun! Hope to see you at Tuscany Gardens really soon!
Love, Bunnymouse
Thursday, August 4th 2005 - 02:49:16 PM
Name: Kooki
E-mail address: nk_zander_nk@hotmail.com
Comments:Love the site!
Tuesday, July 19th 2005 - 12:26:42 AM
Name: alex vera faye reznor
E-mail address: vera_cheese_goober@yahoo.com
Comments:very nice chris kirkpatrick be there in october hope to see you arond ras' house soon
Saturday, July 16th 2005 - 02:36:28 PM
Name: The Turzman
E-mail address: mike@turzman.com
Homepage URL: http://www.turzman.com
Comments:Yo johnsons---
Whaddup with the Chingaso movie?
I wanna see Moondoggie acting like a BADASS!!!

Johnsons rule. Swing on.

turz
Friday, July 8th 2005 - 12:42:49 AM
Name: slider_n_tx
E-mail address: webmaster@bigducky.com
Homepage URL: http://www.bigducky.com
Comments:If you guys ever get to tx lemme know cause i wanna see lil pete :) Make sure it's close to payday so I can afford to buy enough liquor to get my mind right to laugh at your skits . Just kidding he says as he's slammed to the floor... You guys are funny and I'm glad I visited your site... Best wishes..........
Saturday, June 25th 2005 - 03:17:41 PM
Name: Pico
E-mail address: PicoRivera@yahoo.com
Comments:I LOVE the movie trailer. I think I'm in love with the beautiful mail order bride! Write back to me you lovely female?!?!
Your admirer,
Pico
Tuesday, June 14th 2005 - 09:38:52 AM
Name: please help
E-mail address: toenee0506@yahoo.com
Comments:What's the name of the song you you used in that male order
bride clip,the one were the dude is dressed as a girl and knocks on the door. its some gregorian chant i think. i saw
that funny clip at jokarro.com. please email me the title
thanks
Monday, June 13th 2005 - 05:06:29 PM
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E-mail address: http://groups.msn.com/INGangztazParadize
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Monday, June 13th 2005 - 01:09:31 PM
Name: Bonwell Parker
E-mail address: bornperformer@mac.com
Homepage URL: http://www.myspace.com/bonwell
Comments:SWEET!!! You guys rock. Nice page.
Saturday, June 11th 2005 - 09:48:28 PM
Name: Mark Daley
E-mail address: mark@markdaley.net
Homepage URL: http://www.markdaley.net
Comments:Late last night I saw Cheech and Chong smoking raisins outside of a prison. I approached them warily, and they said verily, "Whoa, man!" So I shot them. Full of heroin. I shot them full of heroin. Then I left, because I had a lot of other things to the next day. I went home and went to bed, and I had a dream that I was being chased by Jesus, but fortunately he was very fat in the dream and I could outrun him. Jesus became easily winded in my dream. I offered him some coffee, but he refused, saying that caffeine was the devil's work. Then he lit up a cigarette. I told him smoking was bad for his health, and he said he figured he'd be dead before 40 anyway, so what the hell. So I shot him. Full of love. I shot Jesus full of love. The end. Mark Daley
Friday, June 10th 2005 - 01:46:49 PM
Name: joe holt
E-mail address: wjoeholt@yahoo.com
Comments:just checking out your site
Friday, June 10th 2005 - 11:15:02 AM
Name: -3-
Homepage URL: http://on the move...please stand by...(again)
Comments:Ahh...
Nothing brings a father more pride than knowing the Mail Order Bride (sort of) sprang from my loins (sort of)

Brings a hairy tear to mine eye...
Tuesday, June 7th 2005 - 06:41:33 PM
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