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Saturday, September 6th 2008 - 10:04:51 AM
Name: Neal Yarm
E-mail address: nyarm@optonline.net
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:I was searching MM Telcom and saw your name. My old email address was on the search desciption. I don't know why. As far as my last name, it was probably something else at one time. My farther name was Richard and his farther was William. He was from Brkln, New York. I am 49 and he would have been 77. Let me know if there is a connection.
Wednesday, May 26th 2004 - 09:05:53 AM
Name: The Great Ronaldo
Homepage URL: http://
Haiku:Life is like a turd
We sit on the bowl and wipe
Totally absurd
Comments:Nice pants!
Friday, October 3rd 2003 - 12:36:46 PM
Name: mike sieckhaus
E-mail address: msieckhaus@sempratrading.com
Homepage URL: http://
Haiku:sorry bro..... no haiku
Comments:forgot who keyed me into this webpage...glad i found it.... hope life has treated you well
Saturday, March 22nd 2003 - 10:07:08 PM
Name: michael greene
E-mail address: mgreene@hitchcock.org
Homepage URL: http://
Haiku:I would buy the school
And totally blow it up
If I won lotto
Comments:Live Oaks Sucks!
I still have the "skunky" brush
Monday, October 28th 2002 - 01:43:34 PM
Name: TangledPuppet
E-mail address: goddess@hell.com
Homepage URL: http://www.tangledpuppet.net
Comments:Haven't been by the ol' site in awhile, so I thought i'd come by and say "hello" :) Hope all is well with you!

SINcerely,
t.
Wednesday, August 21st 2002 - 05:57:38 PM
Name: Aj
E-mail address: newfoundpunk111@hotmail.com
Haiku:I dont have one
Comments:Hey fred, nice site. see ya around on ipr. O and how can someone be so fucking smart? :)
Saturday, August 3rd 2002 - 07:08:28 PM
Name: Baphomet
E-mail address: you know it
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:See you at Manray!!
Tuesday, November 6th 2001 - 08:47:43 PM
Name: Chin-Yo Lin
E-mail address: gislincy@nus.edu.sg
Homepage URL: http://
Haiku:I'm in Singapore
Say hi to Pellman for me
E-mail me or else
Comments:Hi Fred,
How's life? We have settled down now in Singapore, and I
am currently learning about the latest genomics and
proteomics technology. It's hot and humid here, but I
think you would like Singapore, lots of vegetarian food.
Wednesday, July 25th 2001 - 12:00:04 AM
Name: Dave Maxwell
E-mail address: dmaxii@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://www.geocities.com/helpmarkus
Haiku:ahhhhhhh damn.
friggin haiku I dont' know what the form for it is so I
will have to make up some other stuff instead hope it
fulfills the requirements.



150 megahertz pumping and screaming, driving and smoking

choking on high bandwidth as the ancient processor

runs my site

entry #3 6-1

BRING BRINB


someone logs on


slam


someone logs off


300 times every min I gotta cut down my list.

that's from my site's Captain's Log.
Comments:hmmm hi fred I was linked to your site by Mike that skinny
scrawny ref kid in the damview restauraunt shirt. I kinda
like it in its own interesting way...oh yea someone flamed
you on this thing back in january what a homo.

drop me a line so I can talk to you about some tourney
stuff I will try to get in contact with you.
Sunday, June 24th 2001 - 10:30:33 AM
Name: Mike Brown
E-mail address: chabo_@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Nice website Fred, a little strange at times, but hey, it
all seems to fit together. Nice work, good luck in the
future, and I hope to actually play with/against you
soemtime.
Mike- Chabo
Sunday, June 24th 2001 - 10:29:15 AM
Name: Goddess
E-mail address: Goddess@hell.com
Homepage URL: http://www.angelfire.com/grrl/tangledpuppet/Lair
Comments:I happened upon your site...interesting (i dig)! Send me a
banner & I will link to you!

SINcerely,

Goddess
Tuesday, June 12th 2001 - 06:37:31 PM
Name: Eric
E-mail address: wombat@ennui.net
Homepage URL: http://www.geocities.com/oimoi.geo
Haiku:Fred is my hero / Inspiration to us all / He's out of grad
school.
Comments:
Wednesday, October 25th 2000 - 07:52:16 AM
Name: tulip
Homepage URL: http://
Haiku:polar frustration / zyprexa's soothing leaves me / empty...
who am i?
Sunday, August 20th 2000 - 12:13:12 AM
Name: courtenay bouvier
E-mail address: courtenayb@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Haiku:Wet nap, wet nap, wet.
Moist towelette cleans hands good,
and other dirties...
Comments:Lampire Biological Laboratories in Pipersville, PA, sells
beagle blood for $2150 a liter. They also sell syphilis
and urine, and herds of alligators are available upon
request. Perhaps an enhancement to your website, Fred?

I never thought I'd find you, and now, look... there you
are. Email me (I emailed you, did you get it? Are you
ignoring me because I remind you of high school and all
things Milford? Hmmm?).
Friday, June 16th 2000 - 09:54:02 AM
Name: Neal Yarm
E-mail address: nyarm@mmtelcom.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Interesting name where did you get it?
Wednesday, May 17th 2000 - 09:21:11 AM
Name: fred is god
Homepage URL: http://
Haiku:screw you haiku
my love for fred cannot be
stated quite so simply.

I never said i was a poet, and this piece of verse
will show it.
when i look at fred, it hits me
like a brick to the head.

soon we'll call him dr. fred
which is so much cooler than mr. ed

yeah.
Wednesday, April 26th 2000 - 04:55:49 AM
Name: Woody McClelland
E-mail address: smcclell@fas.harvard.edu
Homepage URL: http://www.fas.harvard.edu/smcclell
Haiku:
Comments:This is a cool site. It's pretty funny, although I'm not
the biggest of cockroach fans :). Best of luck with your
thesis (I'm sure that you won't need it). Thanks for all of
your help. Take care, and so long for now.

-Woody
Friday, March 31st 2000 - 04:44:50 PM
Name: Matt
E-mail address: mcorcoran@kscins.com
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:About the fly experiment ... Will you allow adoption of the
creatures once the experiment is complete ?
Tuesday, March 28th 2000 - 05:51:18 PM
Name: C
E-mail address: c_cerberus@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://
Haiku:
Comments:Fred, do you really think you are an interesting person? You
might actually become one someday once you get your head out
of your own ass and take a look at all the things ARE
interesting in a substantial way. Grow up. I hope you do,
and that you'll not live your whole life in this self-
absorbed navel gazing that you mistake for a stimulating and
interesting life.

p.s. your friends' "experiments" are sick indeed. That fly
would probably think a fun "experiment" would be to dangle
your sadistic friends by their testicles for 2 hrs and
record the fascinating and fun results and post it on a
website.
p.p.s. the way I found your site was I was looking for a now
defunct site about the Torture Garden in the UK. I saw a
reference to it in a book. But I ended up here instead. And
I cannot say my life has been improved or enlightened or
amused as a result.
Good luck with trying to "wake up" one day.
Thursday, January 27th 2000 - 01:54:37 AM
Name: Phoebe Langlois
E-mail address: istu37579
Homepage URL: http://
Haiku:
Comments:I am a graduate student in molecular microbiology at
Southeastern Louisiana University. I found your web site
while searching for Mitosis and Meiosis pictures to be used
in the lab I teach. Very interesting site!
Monday, November 22nd 1999 - 07:25:35 PM
Name: ALENKA
Homepage URL: http://
Haiku:A blink with eyes/green and yellow dream/grey fur/ fool pillow of love/
Comments:Hello,

I found your web site and I must say that it is very nice.
As I can see you are like me a cat lover too. I have got two cats an I love them very much.
Unfottunately my English is not very good but I will try and write you one haiku (for cats)in your mother tongue.

Alenka from Slovenia-Europe
Thursday, November 18th 1999 - 06:46:21 AM
Name: Greg the Mighty
E-mail address: Crasp2@aol.com
Homepage URL: http:// hahahahahaha
Haiku:Piecemeal, he lets the
food fall to the floor and be
consumed: all piecemeal.

another one:
Frozen, damaged axe:
Trees run blank against the sky.
The woodcutter blinks.

more:
Glacier; an old man
Running his fingers slowly
Through the rocky hair

Carveresque:
The baby won’t rest
Won’t be quiet, I’ll make it
Be quiet now

If you've read all those, you really have nothing better to
do
Falling, the water
Kills itself, kills again, falls,
Gasps on the rocks.
Comments:Because I can, and my laptop is making strange chest-
breathing noises.
Sunday, October 3rd 1999 - 11:16:11 AM
Name: drew
E-mail address: module8@hotmail.com
Haiku:
Comments:here at Emerson College, which you appear to have relations
with, mention, we've been named one of the top ten wired
schools... etc. It's not always a good thing as the constant
and free connection can lead to hours of looking at nothing
and doing silly things like running a search on your high
school. Especially at four am. But being so tired only
increased my strange amusement at seing images and references
to my hometown and the clipping of a photo I remember from my
sister Leslie's old yearbook. Never noticed your nose before,
that Mary is sharp isn't she? though I was nine when I last
heard these names. cheers.
Monday, September 27th 1999 - 02:21:54 AM
Name: Megan
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:this is a cool site.
Thursday, April 15th 1999 - 01:58:05 PM
Name: spook
Homepage URL: http://www.spook.org/light
Haiku:
Comments:"It, Robert, it was like the light was going through a piece
of stained glass onto you but it was all blurry like a
Photoshop filter." Ah, I thought, nearly smiling, the
metaphors of graphic designers
Thursday, April 15th 1999 - 09:29:13 AM
Name: yoojung
E-mail address: yoojung10@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://
Haiku:writing haiku in english? hmm
Comments:i found your website (i guess because of Gregor the
Madagascar Hissing Cockroach) while i was searching websites
of Kafka's metamorphosis.. this is a cool site! i liked
link to artists and the pictures of cats.. (though i am not
a big cat lover)
Monday, March 22nd 1999 - 10:19:43 PM
Name: Shanta Dickerson AKA Kestra
E-mail address: creeper_35@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://home.talkcity.com/GrouchoGulch/kestra
Haiku:Yes, George, it's dirt, but, with closer inspection, I make
out Chewbacca.
Comments:The image of the chicken on a wooden cross will last me a
lifetime.
Sunday, January 24th 1999 - 11:30:01 AM
Name: kat "just kat"
E-mail address: alabama_whorley@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://www.idon'thaveahomepage.com
Haiku:(at this moment in time, kat is looking up the proper structure for haikus)-bridget
ok, she's back
here we go:
Fred is really cool
i like his hissing cockroach
he once was ghandi
Comments:See, i'm a good girl, i do what i am told
when someone tells me to visit their webpage i do.
you should link bridgets page
(i am dictating this to bridget, so i have to do what she tells me or else this will not get written, i am sorry for this. really i am )

Saturday, January 16th 1999 - 12:39:46 PM
Name: Virgil Exner Jr.
Homepage URL: http://
Comments:Hi Fred:

I got a laugh about Mary's column on Bomb of the month.
Please note that unless the front of your car was changed,
your car is a 76 or 77 model. Only those two years had the
front signal lights in the bumper. The 78-79 where in the
grill and the last year, 1980, had square headlights.
Good web site. Keep up the good work.
VE jr
Thursday, January 14th 1999 - 08:34:54 AM
Name: kore
E-mail address: presephassa@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://members.tripod.com/~presephassa_ecstasia
Haiku:graceless children fall/
from my tongue slit red as i/
write you these poor words
Comments:<pre>
where
is the
torture
huh?
oh well
you seem
strange
enough
for nefarious
purposes
anyways.
</pre>
Monday, January 4th 1999 - 09:54:49 PM
Name: Antoinette
E-mail address: le_nausia@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Balcony/6829/main.html
Haiku:You signed my guestbook//Kafka is my patron Saint//I like
your page, too.
Comments:Thanx for signing my guestbook, I really enjoyed your page.
Saturday, January 2nd 1999 - 05:32:40 PM
Name: bridget
E-mail address: b_mcgraw@emerson.edu
Homepage URL: http://www.retina.net/~bridget
Haiku:i do not know the proper structure of haiku at this time
Comments:where are the cockroaches fred? i keep looking.
Lovely page, you know that, i just feel like making a mark on it

~~b
Wednesday, November 11th 1998 - 10:45:23 PM
Name: chin-yo lin
E-mail address: clina@student.med.harvard.edu
Haiku:gruelsome depiction
the horrors of grad school life
eye ball licking good
Comments:Fred is even more surreal in person.
Friday, August 14th 1998 - 09:18:11 AM
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