I loved ur website!!! It was so great- joke
I THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!! THOUGH IT IS THE MOST BORINGEST THING ON EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


GET A LIFE!!

hi lyle zapato
you must either be a very funny comedian and your website is just one very funny joke or a complete idiot in which case i feel very sorry for you i hope you do more of this though because it was very amusing to me

Hi Lyle Zapto,

i think that your web site is stupid if ypur trying to be funny you arent

you guys are stupid to try and rip off people! The "Tree Octopus" isn't real! Obviously they need water to SURVIVE! So don't buy anything form these fools! Also,the "Sasquatch" eats fish and vegetables and maybe some meats but, an octopus is not a fish or meat!

Yesterday I went to a museum and saw a colorful painting. It was by a guy who sounded like a sneeze ... or a burp. I think it was something like Van Gook.
I found a museum dude and asked him why it was there. He stared at me, so I said "You guys are so stupid. Those aren't real irises. How can you think they're real?"

r u pple all dumb hope ur not beliving this stupid site

wow...this is deffinetly true! I'm totally with you man..i deffinetly agree. oh, and by the way..me=retarded

you guys are all so stupid. i dnt even know what this website is...i just found it..but this is STUPID. ur not from the year 2013, and u cant do time travel..well...technicaly..

why do u guy tell pple fake stuff??????????

your all sooo dumb if you believe in stuff like this. it is totally fake and we all know it! stop trying to tell us its real!!

what exactly is this guy suppose to be talkin about? this is sooo confusing! lol. how do u ppl even know what hes sayin??

This is soo not real at all!! we all know that

Carlos Barrabarra, I'm happy for you that you found a turbine manual in the dumpster.

I was going to give you three more minutes to reply, Ernesto, but Mr. Alloishus Lukass and his statement of agreement just below has encouraged me to state that what I said to you earlier still holds. You couldn't transduce an electric signal and you couldn't meld if you were playing canasta. If this Nemester thing ever becomes more than hot air, and it's possible to eliminate a member from it, you'll be the first to sink to the bottom of the list and then be defragged into the ether. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

this is the most fucking ridiculous thing ive ever heard , ur pictures r fake as hell <3 !!

Hey Ernesto .... meld THIS into your future!!

I don't think much of your blatant promotion of Zapato's latest brainfart. You're calling it a "posting from 2013". Well, it's not a simple post, it's both a post-post and a pre-post. From your point of view, you are posting your pathetic message into the past. So for you, it's a post-posting. For those of us who are (or is it "whom"?) in the present (which reminds me of a wonderfully endowed young lady who (or is it "whom"?) burst forth from a huge ribboned box, but that's for another time) your message is coming from the future. That means it was posted before we got it, which makes it a pre-post.

Anyone now thinking "So what?" should realize that a future date on Ernesto's post keeps it at the top of the list. This overly underhanded, and obviously covert dating trick is, let's face it, a handy dandy way of advertising Nemester. It's my opinion though, that Ernesto's post-post (to him) should suffer the same fate as all the rest of our postings. That is the slow, sinking regression to the bottom of the list, and at long last, deletion.

The thought of cycling old and new postings reminds me of the Phoenix. My working hypothesis on the possibility that the Phoenix could be announced as another nemesis is no one's business but my own. Sherlock Holmes would be another possibility, although his inevitable super-popularity would tip the Nemester list balance so far askew that weaker personalities like the inept (or should I say barely-ept) Ernesto would realize the same fate that his stupid post-post should realize.

Because I'm wearing my AFDB I feel confident that neither Zapato nor Ernesto can either determine or eliminate my thoughts on their possible posting, pre-posting, or post-posting of a retort in response. I'm entertained at the thought of how a potential response might be dated. A future date would keep the response at the top of the guest book just under Ernesto's first (and for the next three years top spot) posting, thus forever pulling it above this crafty post of mine, making it farther and farther out of sync with the thread (as more and more present day posting theoretically are entered). On the other hand a present day date of the potential retort would keep it just above this post of mine, as new posts are added to the top of the list, and above the afore mentioned potential retort posting. That would prove Ernesto's supposed post from the future is indeed a fake.

Am I the only one here?

Hello ... Hello ...

Browning Porter's "Posters for Haiti Fundraising Campaigns" is quite clever. So is his poster for Walker's Run in the use of an old Works Projects Administration poster. I thought the title, "Walkers Run" was a clever name for a fund raising race-athon. (The name reminded me of an old movie in which Fred MacMurray knocks on doors in the typical 1940's suit and fedora with a brief case in hand. When the occupant appears Fred says "How do you do. I represent the Walker Poll". The obvious question "What's the Walker Poll" is asked. Fred Says "It's the same as the Gallop Poll but we're not in as bigga hurry".) But instead it's a clever name for a bluegrass band. (Playing bluegrass music out-of-doors used to be against the law in several counties, or parishes where it was extremely popular, because of the detrimental effect it had on the surrounding flora. The fauna could run away but the plants could only wither and die.) Where was I ... oh ... I should state that I have an opinion and a butt ... and so does every other humanoid (and Sasquatchoid) on the planet (and I think tree octopussies do, too). But my feelings about bluegrass music and its detrimental effects on everything living are verified and indeed demonstrated by the case of the Institution for the Mentally Challenged at Illingsboro in 1932. (In the less gentle times of the early 20th century it was in reality called The Illingsboro Insane Asylum, or commonly the Loony Bin.) July of 1932 was the time when the institution's exciting new contraption called "the public address system" became operational. After two months of nonsensical (to the patients) announcements every five minutes, one of the inmates, a fellow who was able (or is it "whom"?) to conjugate eight words (I mean that in the biological sense of the word, not the grammatical.) into a sentence, asked a nurse if she could play music over the P.A. The nurse screeched in genuine excitement at the wonderful idea. (Two days later the querying patient was found semiconscious under his bed with a record breaking load of excrement in his underwear.) Because he had mysteriously disappeared right after the screech, the nurse couldn't ask him what kind of music he would like to hear. It didn't matter at all because the only kind of recorded sound in the building was a small collection of bluegrass 78 rpm records and a small crank phonograph that was used on Labor Day picnics on the lawn. (One of many locations where the blue and dying grass and other flora brought about the afore mentioned ban.) The nurse, in a great state of jubilation, set the phonograph in motion. The loonies, I should say the patients, loved it. The more bluegrass was played the happier they got. Meanwhile, it started to adversely effect the staff. They became goofier and goofier until they had a hard time performing their tasks. The least looney patients helped the nurses with mundane things like making the beds, and so on. After 13 days the patients were cooking the meals and giving meds to the more helpless whackos. The nursing staff felt more comfortable in patients' clothing, and the loonies got a great kick out of wearing uniforms. This is how bluegrass music caused the nuts to take over the sanitarium.
I say all this with respect to the Walking Runners. They can play any kind of music they want. (It'll be a free country for a few more months.) I just thought you should be warned there's more than just a horrible sound coming out of their instruments.

I found your site quite recently. I am impressed.
I'm also scared. I'm scared because of the number of hecklers who have signed your guestbook. Obviously they're all hypnotized. There's a very good chance that they're all waiting for the day when Obama announces that our monetary system has collapsed and we are joining the new world order.
In the mean time I'll continue to support Cascadia and the Bureau's efforts to enhance the quality of life, promote economic opportunity, and protect and improve the trust assets of Sasquatch and their culture.
I also am my neighborhood's representative for the hapless tree octopus and all efforts available to build awareness and to support them. My first door to door campaign resulted in very little monetary aid and quite a bit of air born over-ripe fruit and vegetables. I have no idea why my neighbors thought to donate such things, but I'm not deterred. It's obvious to me that my next foray must be educational.
My first AFDB lasted only seven months. I've made great strides in the last year, and my second beanie not only lasted that long, but the scars and burnt marks on it prove it has protected me several times. If I wasn't wearing it all the time I'd probably be insane by now.

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You rock! >:D

this website is soo fakee. fk you

You sir, are my hero.
Take all my internetz.

Your website totally sucks!!

I hate you!!! What kind of sick person would lie about something like that? You are such a ***************.

You people that leave comments all have terrible grammar!!

I mean you all have terrible grammar except for me!! :)

Belgium is right next to Holland and Luxembourg! I've been there and it so totally does exist!!

Where did you get your info from?

Ur a doosh bag

U are wierrrrddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and its not even real.

What is your goal for this website?

What are your goals/objectives of this website?

I had no idea!

This is BULLSHIT you know. BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT and more BULLSHIT.
Keep up the good work.

Sure! What a bunch of unrealistic buttheads. Who are you going to cry to when the Juan DeFuca plate lets loose and wipes out all your coastal cities??? The U.S.? Canada? Maybe Haiti, huh?

If it was meant to be funny than you have a really strange humor, and not in a good way.....

Thank you for your site. I'm gonna wear my beanie at the next Tea Party demonstration.

you americans are really as stupid as they say everywhere.
this is really insulting! go fuck yourself!

doosh bag

cute idea but no one's gonna believe it

http://zapatopi.net/blog/?post=200808061890.jiu-jitsu_lessons_from_roosevelts_instructor

I found this on a google search for my Grandfather.

Nice motion added from his 1905 instruction book.

Yes, I am also a JuJutsu Black Belt but my style is Bronx Combat (Miyama Ryu)

I must say this is quiet insulting to me and my fellow countrymen. get a life...

You people are just as fake as your website find a better way to waste your time. BYE!!!!!

what is this? do honestly think we believe this?

Thanks for all the time you spent on this website. It is helping me in one of my classes at school. :) ilovetreeoctopi

~Catholic Girl~

OMG! School made me get on here! It's the most amazingly fake!!! <3

LOL! I like how your trying to get people to believe this, well you didn't trick the class f 2013!!!

Peace! Love, The Class Of 2013

you dumbies, this is a theory which will not work. Do not waste your effort and time.

My techer Made Me Get On This Site It Is Stupidly Cool LOL !!!

I'm just a proud daughter of Cascadia, delurking to show my support for this little piece of awesome!

This is alot of fun!

This site is very fun and the one who amde it for fun you idiots who dont understand it... its supposed to be funny and if you dont get it then thats too bad, stop whining.

Cute, but of no immediate application. The people in B.C. have enough problems fending off the Asian invasion.

The entities of Oregon and Washington have a different culture from British Columbia, much in the same way that Alberta would have to Montana and Saskatchewan would have to North Dakota. So there would be a natural rift between the former Americans and former Canadians. Those who would not agree with the formation of this new country would move out, or begin a civil war, which would devastate this area of North American for zilch.

The economy of this new country would be massively based on forestry and fishing. It would have trouble competing with Canada and the USA for more expensive industries, from the political fallout of a change in North America's borders.

Not to mention, independence from the USA would result in Washington state having to change its name.

Again, a cute website, but I am 100% confident that this will never happen.

Must be hanging out with some Quebecois!

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The Secessionist Campaign for the Republic of Vermont
By Christopher Ketcham / Montpelier Sunday, Jan. 31, 2010

The President on Wednesday may have reassured Americans that the state of the Union is "strong," but, just the week before, a group of Vermont secessionists declared their intention to seek political power in a quest to get their state to quit the Union altogether. On Jan. 15, in the state capital of Montpelier, nine candidates for statewide office gathered in a tiny room at the Capitol Plaza Hotel, to announce they wanted a divorce from the United States of America. "For the first time in over 150 years, secession and political independence from the U.S. will be front and center in a statewide New England political campaign," said Thomas Naylor, 73, one of the leaders of the campaign.

A former Duke University economics professor, Naylor heads up the Second Vermont Republic, which he describes as "left-libertarian, anti-big government, anti-empire, antiwar, with small is beautiful as our guiding philosophy." The group not only advocates the peaceful secession of Vermont but has minted its own silver "token" — valued at $25 — and, as part of a publishing venture with another secessionist group, runs a monthly newspaper called Vermont Commons, with a circulation of 10,000. According to a 2007 poll, they have support from at least 13% of state voters. The campaign slogan, Naylor told me, is "Imagine Free Vermont." In his fondest imaginings, Naylor said, Vermonters would not be "forced to participate in killing women and children in the Middle East."
(See how the Beans of Egypt, Maine sprouted a militia.)

Second Vermont Republic's gubernatorial candidate is Dennis Steele, 42, a hulking Carhartt-clad fifth generation Vermonter and entrepreneur. He owns Radio Free Vermont, an Internet radio station, and honchos an online venture called ChessManiac.com. Steele says that, if elected, his first act in office would be to bring home Vermont's National Guard from overseas deployments. "I see my kids going off to fight in wars for empire 10, 15, 20 years from now," said Steele, who served three years in the U.S. Army. "People in Vermont in general are very antiwar, and all their faith was in Obama to end the wars. I ask people, 'Did you get the change you wanted?' They can't even look you in the eyes. We live in a nation that is asleep at the wheel and where the hearts are growing cold like ice."
(See Michael Grunwald's opinion of Vermont and its politics.)

Steele and the secessionists have nothing but contempt for Vermont Senators Bernie Sanders and Patrick Leahy, who are otherwise considered among the most liberal members of Congress. "They've done nothing to stop the wars," says Steele flatly. Thomas Naylor was more pointed: "Every time a Vermonter serving in the National Guard gets deployed to Iraq or Afghanistan, likely to be hurt or killed, Bernie and Patrick are there to commemorate the departure and have pictures taken."

With 20 or so mostly middle-aged attendees looking on, the candidates each stood at the podium to deliver a remarkably unified message: The U.S. government, they said, was an immoral enterprise — engaged in imperial wars, propping up corrupt bankers and supersized corporations, crushing small businessmen, plundering the tax-base for corporate welfare, snooping on the private lives of citizens — and they wanted no more part of it. "The gods of the empire," Steele told the room, "are not the gods of Vermont."

"It's an abusive relationship we have with the central government," says Peter Garritano, a square-jawed 54-year-old Subaru sales manager who is running for lieutenant governor. "We know it's scary to leave the abusive nest. It's a comfort zone in its own way. But we think we'll do better leaving."

An independent Vermont, the group believes, would expolit its already highly developed local small-scale agriculture, its "locavore" farm exchanges, with a tax structure reformed to incentivize small business and industry (and to make life difficult for large out-of-state corporations). By 2020, they foresee Vermont producing at least 75% of its own electricity and heat, using wind-, solar-, biomass- and hydro-power. They want to establish a Bank of Vermont owned by the people of Vermont — freed from the arbitrary controls of central bankers — as well as a local alternative currency, with Vermont pension and operating funds invested not in Wall Street but in locally owned financial institutions. "We favor devolution of political power from the state back to local communities, making the governing structure for towns, schools, hospitals and social services much like that of small, decentralized states like Switzerland," declares the group's "21st Century Statement of Principles."

Seven secessionist candidates declared for seats in the state senate. Among them is Robert Wagner, 46, an economist who is also a computing consultant with Oracle Inc. Wagner, who homesteads with his wife and six-year-old son in the Green Mountains, says that current U.S. law enables multinational corporations to abuse Vermont as a "resource colony." Citing a 2008 study by the University of Vermont, Wagner says the state stands to gain over $1 billion a year in revenue by taxing equitably the corporate behemoths that exploit Vermont's "commons," which includes everything from the state's groundwater, surface water, wildlife and forests, to the public spectrum of the airwaves. According to the UVM study, for example, Coca-Cola, Nestle and Perrier and other refreshment manufacturers avoid $671 million in taxes for the environmental damage incurred by their siphoning of state groundwater.

But what about that comfort zone of Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid and food stamps, plus the infrastructure currently funded by the federal government, including bridges, roads and particularly the interstate highways? One analysis by a researcher at the University of Vermont found that the state only gets 75 cents back for every dollar it hands over to the federal center. The secessionists say they'd prefer to save their money and keep it at home. "Not only would an independent Vermont survive," says Naylor, "It would thrive, because it would free up entrepreneurial forces heretofore held in abeyance. We're not preaching economic isolationism. We want to confront the empire, and that doesn't mean just owning a Prius and keeping a root garden."



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You Guys Are Silly Bitches. :]

Here's another page for you to make fun of:

http://areyoutargeted.com/v2k-cap/

Yuk, yuk! Go on, show everyone how smart you are!

There is a chance that I may be part reptilian humanoid, I am curious to whether or not DNA can prove my lineage? Does it link me to the American Dental Association?

it's not fictional you fucking schizo, any sane person can easily tell what parts he makes up and what parts are real. you are off your fucking head. maybe you need to watch more zaz movies.

I think it's amazing, all the sites you have created. I have to say even colleges use these to show us how false websites can lure you in, and how you can spot a fake site. Although your site is fictional, it took you a great deal of time to create this "little world." I applaud you and hope you continue to do what it is you enjoy.

I read that the tree octopus was in a Wikipedia article in Conservapedia mocking environmentalists. If this is so you should be ashamed of yourself. Climate change is real and the more you mock it, the less time is spent saving the environment. We will not have enough energy by the end of the century unless we open a clean energy plant every day for the next 27 years. We don't even know how to create a clean energy plant yet. It infuriates me that everyone spends so much time disputing human impact on global warming when we need to save this earth right now.

my physics teacher, he so fine, i spend my time looking at him in class, and that's why i don't know any of the formulae. mmm-mmm!

this is the wierdest site eva we had to go on it for skool its really really wierd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go fuck yourself

this was the most retarted site ever!!!!! whats the point in doing all this fucking shit any ways! its the stupedist thing any grade 8 has ever seen! i mean really! stuffed octopi in trees! black helicopters? and whats with the swarm of them? its a fucking group of little toys! how stupid do you think we are?

oh, your site is not entirely about jokes, I found many useful things such as your linux wallpapers and awesome (really AWESOME) font collections.

I'd like to express my deep gratitude.

regards,

Servant Archer

hmm... so you really have a time to maintain all this nonsense? frankly, I am really amazed.

Add more information about mind control and stop sleeping Zapato Lyle. You can supply latest additional information about mind control. Wake up Lyle!

really u guys are dum mind cotrol yeah right get a life Retards.

this site is fake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im Back! And i hav a creature 4 u. Its called the Miricamaracas. Its a evil plant-like beast( Looks like a up-rooted tree stump) With eyes the size of saucers. a nose as long as a broom stick, and razor sharp claws. Its habitat is any were in America where there r hemlock forests. There favorite food... is US! Thank u 4 listening to my ideas given by my dad.
P.S. I STILL dont hav a Email address.

WOW I thought that I was paranoid but you have me out classed by 100,000 light years. Your rantings are one of a lunatic. Well what do you expect from the internet, the home of every two bit doink with a misaligned opinion and ax to grind. Here and cable news tee vee. YOU should go on FAWXE NEWZ you'd fit right in with them all!

Zalige site man

Dear, dear, Daljit, "shafted" isn't quite cricket in my humble homeland. Please choose "fired" next time. Pretty please?

Im sorry but i dont have an email address.so yea.. plus i cant say anny thing to do with parts and or swear so ill leave you w/ this... This sight is so fake it's funny !no affence of course.

you retarded americans, get some history lessons

Great site! Will return whenever I need a laugh! Nice to see deadpan humour for a change....

tHIS PLACE IS fucking crazy...

Cascadia? Is that a herb? Or is it that the name of your mothers vagina?

Pardon? i was born in Belgium, i life in Belgium and yes i speak 3 languages. Flemish,french and german.

Dus zou je je bakkes wille dichthouden over dat belgie niet bestaat? We zijn nog altijd een land zoals alle andere landen. En het kan me godverdomme niet schelen of je daadwerkelijk denkt dat belgie niet bestaat. Maar mogen we teminste wel een beetje trots zijn dat een klein land zoals Belgie toch heel wat meer bereikt heeft dan jou vertelsels. Dit is de de grootste onzin die ik in heel mijn leven gehoort heb.

A proud belgian

Auwtch this stupidity really hurts. Attacking nationalism and a Belgian identity surely isn't a crime, but u seem to lack a convenient truth when speaking about France and the Netherlands ... All nations consist out of invented traditions, all nations are historical products. Some are older than others, but this makes them not more legitimate. Definitely not considering all your argumentation. I hope the writer does realise that?

That story about belgium is hilarious! Thank you.
I agree that Nationalism is a disease, but you have to live in a small country to be able to understand and appreciate this, generally speaking of course.
I agree that Belgium was a compromise between France, England and Germany but even Caesar encountered Belgians!
Nice one about the brain washing too!
The statement that America doesn't exist would be a more challenging and interesting quote since all "Americans" have been skillfully massacared once we europeans landed there. And the rest of course is history!

WTF IS THIS SHIT

Your mom rode in on my black helicopter

this is a great site

Tales from ancient hieroglyphics describe in 2014 AD that fish will gain control of our minds, they will do anything to protect their colonies and multiply

YALL YOU PEOPLE NEED TO GO HOME AND SEAT IN A TUBE OF HOT WATER WITH OIL AND VINEGAR..BECAUSE ALL YOU R DAMN FOOLS..AND JUST GO JUMP A BRIDGE BECAUSE YOU ALL ON A FIRST FLITE TRIP TO HELL...:0..HAVE A NICE DAY...♥

I am in USA and i gotta say this website is crazy man, I dont understand halfo of things you say man ok bro thanks for reading.

i'm from belgium
i'm in belgium right now
i'm smoking pot in belgium that i bought in holland(next to belgium)
i'm high in belgium,every day.
i'm driving around in belgium(from belgium to holland,from holland to belgium :p )i'm watching belgium tv,in belgium,stoned offcourse.
i'm talking dutch(witch is the language from belgium)
talking dutch to my belgium friends,who appeard to be high to :p

your crazy

Thank you fo rthe interesting info. Please visit my forum at:
http://conspiracy-theory-forum.com

I will rule the world mowahaha mowahaha

hi how are u people

Help! Anybody know where I can get a 'thought amplifier' hat? Menkin won't help, and I'm desperate to be turned into an Alien Hybrid. (Or a black helicopter.) By the way, for anyone owning a 'thought screen' hat that does'nt work, try fastening it over your butt - the closer to the brain, the better it works. (George Bush bought the first purpose -made version and as soon as he finds his butt, he's gonna put it on.) In the meantime, I remain bored shitless -so beam me up, Scotty - this planet sucks.

u r carzy

i think that this is absurd and stupid. you'll never get independence from Canada or the United States. just abandon your ideas. go home and think,

Wow. This is an amazing website! You have really opened my eyes to all of the conspiracies out there! And I had thought that I was the only one commited to saving the tree octopuses! =)

BLACK HELICOPTERS!! GOOGLE IT!

Mr. Zapato, I would like to say that you have done a fantastic job with our website. You deserve thunderous applause.
As for all the nice signers out there, you are thanked as well.
As for the nasty signers, if you don't like it (probably because you are too closed minded to understand most of it), don't bother signing the guestbook.

I have been warned that, for people with higher than average intelligence, an AFDB when worn will convert brain waves into microwaves and deflect them back into the brain essentially "frying" it resulting in loss of all mental facilities, especially those involved in controlling basic bodily functions. Intelligent users should be aware and act accordingly. Stupid people need not be concerned.

So I found this site just today, when I was in Computer Basics class. My teacher had a list of these random ass sites. So I went on this one; and obviously http://zapatopi.net.
This is some funny shittt.


<3
I hate you all,
JEWS!

good times!

Dude, I thought I was the original Aluma Man!!! LOL

Like that.FOR THE PARANOID,LOL........

this is crazyy

This might be a bit paranoid, but ..... what would happen to the poor Tree Octopus if they are involved in the next Monorail deadly crash ? An all out Tree Octopus war maybe ?
Remember to ware your AFDB.

Mr Zapato,
You are a genius. The truth is often excruciating. Keep up the good work.

this is happening to me right now. i can even feel the wave. they use dream interagation. how do you smile?

this weBSITE IS NUKING FUTS LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO !!!!!!1 GEEZE DO U STILL LIVE IN THE BASEMENT OF UR GRANDMAS HOUSE? OR IN SPACE WHER U CAME FROM LMFAO JK

hahahahahahahahaha get real!

Why do you describe people who want to mitigate rays with the use of tin foil hats, as paranoids? Doesn't that negate your work. It certainly limits the perception of your sincerity, I conclude that you are a glib cocksucker.

This is just way to creepy, how can you people believe in these conspiracy theories? Clearly it's only for the paranoid...

Seriously, Black Helicopters?

Really? This whole site is fucking insane. Why the hell are there this many people here? of well im one so can i really say much? I mean i obviously fake tree octopus on a webpage and 60 people go nucking futs. have fun!

it's so fake the tree octopus it's so fake, fake, fake, fake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I checked a million sites and every one said it's a hoax. even wikipedia,. LIAR

lol!!!

u fool!

u fool!

dont be sad peter thats why they call it schmoople

Two cows standing in a paddock,one says to the other "have you heard of this mad cow disease"The other cow said"It dont bother me I'm a Black helicopter".......

The panthers of 7th grade PHMS enjoyed your website today -- 9/9/09

Mr. Loyco and the panthers

I THINK I HAVE A BLACK HELICOPTER AT THE BASE OF MY PENIS.

Do you believe in vampires, werewolves and zombies?

Wow...have you been taking halucinogenic drugs?

Loved the whole website.

Generally, I tend to be the only Kelvin for miles ...

Can it be that all Kelvins are one and the same? Am I part of him as he is part of me?

Here is a nice lyric for fans of Kelvin everywhere

http://www.rampantscotland.com/songs/blsongs_kelvingrove.htm

come the fuck on man who tha fuck would think this is real only a complete jackshit would think this is by any means real also i would like to thank the creater of this site for his lost time and effort. :D

Dear Sirs:
You know in the spirit of arms control efforts, I want you to know I found the crack。
This is my test results over the years, but I also need your help and assistance on human rights and freedoms. The following are my test paranoia, mental illness is the victim of a different point, if the victim is usually relieve the symptoms of the chip.
If you are a victim of mind control weapons, please look closely at the meaning of my text,
Test One:
Please contact with patients with bare ground (not plastic, wood, etc.) the principle of the grounding line as a lightning rod.
If patients do not have to feel the same, please indicate whether patients with reduced noise reduced auditory hallucinations.
If this situation is that the patients are not mentally ill victims of the chip.
Ask him (her) contact me, if not do not have the above-mentioned situation.
Experiment was to test whether you are mentally ill or victims of the chip, when you are a victim of the chip, this method allows you to reduce symptoms of the brain.
When the normal brain when there is abnormal, this method can be used to alleviate the symptoms.
If you have questions ask me a letter from .

To restore the brain free
Please contact me
This is true

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I will rule you all when the Public Beta is open.

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

Hello,

I invented a metric time system too. After I did I looked on line to see if anyone else had done so, and lo and behold I found your site. I was amazed at the similarities. But there are a few minor differences. I don't know which is superior, but I wouldn't mind talking about it with a kindred soul. Do you entertain private discussion on the subject?

I have no axes to grind and I'm not a mathematician. I'm just an old retired mariner who amuses himself with things like this.

Old Sailor

P.S. I also invented a system of metric geographical coordinates. Again I looked on line and found that the French thought about it in 1791 when they came up with the metric system. But I have never seen it described or seen a converter. If you are interested in that kind of thing I would be happy to show it to you.

P.P.S. I have also invented a couple of alternative calendars but I couldn't come up with a metric version that I thought was practical. I am interested in you ten day week. It is the basis for a metric calendar?

at first i thought i was having a serious flashback when i first started reading this .. BUT......shit .. i still think i am having a flashback.

when i get home i am going to construct one of these for my cat. he acts weird sometimes .. staring into space ..meowing for no reason.

Thank you for keeping us safe for all these years

I'm sure "they" are looking for me.
I must keep on moving or "they" will find me and will clean my brain.
I found protection I needed in your site. Thanks to people like you "resistence" never die.

V

Metric Time, eh? If it wasn't so convoluted, I might buy it.

BTW, your scientific/mathematical argument for it was F&#^~$g hilarious!!! And well thought-out. OK, now try to get the rest of the world to conform to 10 (or 20?) time zones.

I think your satire is very well presented, in that we, the US, are the LAST ones you'd expect to adopt that kind of system. We'd be the lone holdout if everyone else did! We're flippin' arrogant that way!

The closest we've come to accepting Metric is the 2-liter bottle or the 5-K run. Even Celsius. Tell someone they have to subtract 32 F and divide by 1.8 to get C and you'll them almost on tears, mouthing the word "Why?" over and over.

Well, that's my .02 dollars (already in metric form for your convenience).

Dave

You have too much time. Get married, have kids or puppies and get a job.

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You Tube must be taking it up the ass from the drac scum, they're censoring this and were censoring what I replied about Echelon also today:

"Comments still disabled, fine then here's the rest about the PETA vid.

They (Consumers for Choice that funds the anti-PETA site) sound like conceited arrogant assholes that don't want to take the suffering of others into account when making their "choices". Truth is that in most places there's no choice in buying healthy ethical products, but there's plenty of abusive evil unethical products on sale everywhere.
"

Evidence can always be tampered with. Especially when you are dealing with the evil, machinations of satan.
And what makes any evidence in any aircraft crash suspicious, is it is keep secret from the public or private researchers even way after the investigation has long been completed. After such said evidence is destroyed. In all cases the evidence will always satisfy the agenda.
And if you question or disagree with it, your just simply made out to be a raving lunatic, if your a professional that dissagrees you are then called a nut case and loose your job. Haven't we seen that repeated with all big events in our present history?

Fucking typical. Now I have broadband it appears that indeed, music download quality (purchased! not your malware-filled "freebies") is absolutely shit compared to CDs. Well I can't say I never suspected it - the usual big palava about this-that-the-other threateneing the music industry. Mmm maybe if you enjoy paying full price for shit quality formats, or you want even shitter quality for free. It's like saying watching a small 3x5 inch screen in a browser window is threatening rentals and cinema admissions. When mostly the people complaining about copyright infringements are the ones whose media is the only type you can find at 99% of rental stores and movie theatres. Cause generally people that buy things of artistic merit won't upload them for anyone else to use for free. Yeah fuck who cares, it's isn't as important as getting the zombies off the planet and stopping them interfering with the natural world; I'm just fucking saying is all - they can't even do their artificial culture properly either.
I'll buy it at full CD price when it's CD-quality, and can be played in any player - like a CD! Offer it at CD quality and compress it for network transmission using the normal compression standards, like zip or 7z or tarballs or bz. Idiots.

Breaking News: The incorporation of ovensacs into the repertoire of appliances in the modern American home shows a reduced number of deaths by hydro-electric shock in salmonoids of the great Columbia lakes.

Deadly Monorail crash at Walt Disney World.
On Sunday morning 7-5-09, two monorail trains smashed into one another because ..... ? ?
When will the madness stop.

Wired magazine's UK launch issue also ran something about artificial meat. Mondo 2000 about ten years ago predicted nanotech-assembly of proteins to mimic prime cuts. Medical advances in being able to grow organs from tissues samples will also of course lead to animal-death no longer being required if you wants to eat 2nd-gen proteins (proteins assembled by herbivore animals, rather than just eating plants in the first place).

Though he and others clearly haven't figured out that selling your souls off to let SSSIs be harmed, and generally putting an economy based upon wrong to begin with* before nature, does in fact lead to things like demons coming along and building & maintaining nuke weapons and power stations.
*of course that would be the global economy, not a thing peculiar just to Scotland that is overall-wrong.

WHAHAHAHA you funny americans!! whaha!

Always thinking that aliens exist and other wacky shit haha!
Europe laughs at you america, you fools!

I live in The Netherlands, in the south, North Brabant.
that is almost belgium. they have a history, they have a culture that you (maker of this site) may be jaleous about.

Go get a live you moron!

See links for how the corrupt scum are allowing developments on sites of historical and ecological importance.
One on castle ruins linked to inspiring Bram Stokers novel Dracula, and another on an SSSI (Special Site of Scientific Interest) for that freakish-wig-wearing Clamp-fucktard Trumps golf course development. Yeah Donald cause you really need even more fucking money & we're so dying to have another golf course related development in Scotland.

Alex Salmond and his government are all corrupt scumbags. And why is the UK also being run by the same types of Scots, when they only control about 3 of the local councils in all of England? Might this have links to how Scotland has 3 (count 'em) mints printing money (Royal Bank (RBS), Bank of Scotland, Clydesdale), when England has 1 (plus Northen Ireland). Anything to do with why we're not in the Euro?
Don't act like you want to preserve the £ for Crown reasons - cause the royals tend to be into preserving heritage and the environment.

You can't bury the past - it catches up with you, and you have nowhere to go but planet Earth.

Great creative energy here....I can feel the love and the slightly rubbery texture of the elusive tree Octopus!

Maybe this is where Sigmund the Sea Monster went after he retired from the Sid & Marty Kroft saturday morning cartoon line up and mated with a goldfinch. Voila, the birth of the interspecies oddity, the Pacific Northwest Tree Octupus (much like the platapus).

Stranger things have happened....

I live in Belgium... :)

true comedy comes from hate

RE: 19th Century British Military ALDH Technology
Maybe it's just me, but if you look closely at Fig. 2, you’ll certainly notice that this early prototype ALDH strongly resembles the cyclic linkage of the juvenile black helicopter (JBH), right down to the thumbscrew and adjustable flank compensators. The characteristics shown here are, for the most part, fused and vestigial by the time the BH reaches the full mature stage. Yet, it is troubling to me that a device intended as protection against BH’s and the NWO should be so closely mimicked in the transmogrification seen during the BH life cycle. It makes me wonder if psychotropic mind control is actually more insidious and widespread than anyone originally thought. If you follow the tenets presented in your article, "19th Century British Military ALDH Technology," it seems plausible that you should also line your AFDB with an additional layer of AF (shiny side inward, in this case) to achieve the full, bi-directional protective effect. Everyone knows the shiny side out discourages direct infiltration and interferes with most mind control efforts, but it does not take into consideration the alpha-wave sucking devices the NWO has in its arsenal – the lining (shiny side in) would thwart the AWSD by reflecting the desired alpha waves back into the wearers skull before they could be collected by the alpha harvesting arrays sometimes seen being towed by black helicopters. This whole thing raises more questions than it answers, and the questions are somewhat alarming.

I like the flag of Cascadia and all of the thought you put into its design. : )

I'm in Belgium right now :,)

Amazing.. Finally a few of my beliefs have been seconded, i am moving to Cascadia soon and need some info on how to contact your group. I am a former marine so i would love to join the Sasquatch Militia

GovernmentSecurity wankers - don't send me messages. Like I said it was flukey I even bothered to go back to the forum in the first place; but I'll bet webdevil-whatever must have psychic-spied my intent to post about the failings of some courses, and tried to get me to forget to post about that by leaving that turd message in my inbox.
You're morons, you can't even fake a security cert convincingly. You also added a forum in about viruses and malware after I asked about it a long time back, and tried to make it seem like it had been there all along - don't mess with time-travel tech cause you don't understand that either.
& webdevil + the usual fakes like you (the same counterfeit-humans that plague this planet all over) - try to realise that people who are actually good at security have minds that work properly. So they can see through your types, such as when you say claim that my posts are unintelligible - then in the same turd message you make statements as to what you read into what my posts were about (you claimed I was trying to start a flame-war! - really? cause actually I was taking the piss out of a couple of folks who talk shit and think they are hackers.
One guy is being PAID for a job and he's asking how to do it on the forum! what a pile of shite. As if anyone worth their salt would even consider that.
You have rules that beat users up for posting 'thanks' - but they're allowed to post warez-shit like "wow that great post thx" - and it's about things that can be found online by pressing a button on your browser. Yeah cheers for copying stuff out a book and linking to someone's else page, great job!),
but the point is that you talk arse to claim you don't understand what I wrote - oh but you understood it enough to say it was flame-inciteful. Shutup fucknut, that proves you're just the usual faggoty demiurge cuntbucket.
I bet you are wishing some hack team will take down your forum too, so you can pretend to be as popular as asta used to be: that's your kinda realm anyway intit - using numbers like 666 in the fees.. The sad thing is it could probably be done without even masking a real source IP and you wouldn't be able to do fuck-all about it.
So stop playing cammos and gifting yourselves unearned military titles.
Oh yeah - the 'Belgian' (or whoever) didn't even manage to give an answer as to how in Gods name can some multiple choice fucking test reveal a thing about a persons personality. You're all insane. Sane people would wonder aloud as I did as to wtf that meant.
The one mistake I made was refer to you as Labour-govt; I forgot you're actually Yanks. It was so obvious though, upon reflection, cause even our lousy govt. couldn't spaz things up to the proportion you have. Keep your loud, belcher-burger, junk-food, mallrat, polluting capitalist fucknut 'culture' off our island. Pack up your ECHELON and your bases & fuck off home (no offense to Native Americans).

Daljit Dhaliwal Sighting .... Monday 6-15-09 on Link TV.
Yea Lyle, she was interviewing some poor sap on Foreign Exchange looking HOT in red.
Click reference link for the sighting jpeg snapshot.

government security, the forum with the secure login that brings up a certificate (out of date, since about 2001....) handed out by snakeoil.dom.......click the link to read me telling them to fuck off.
To see their phoney cert, go here: https://www.governmentsecurity.org/forum/index.php?

If you plan on having a gander at Windows 7 (this applies to 64-bit version), don't install it if you have any other drives plugged-in which have other Windows on them along with GRUB, as not only does it fail to install itself properly to the disk you selected (it uses some weird chainer to other Wins it can see, instead of installing bootmgr to the selected drive) - but IT ALSO OVERWRITES YOUR GRUB MBR INSTALL & ITS BACKUP COPIES! So now I have to reinstall 7 all over again, which actually looks pretty decent, still a rubbish firewall though - shoulda stuck with the XP one there as I'm sure many Vista users have said (if they're sane): keep it simple*) with all other drives unplugged, and I had to reinstall GRUB. Cunts.
*list the protocols, with options to turn them on/off/filtered.
list ports (by number), with options to turn them on/off/filtered (filtered = off or on except for specified apps or services or users or IPs, etc)
The incoming/outgoing kept separate is right, but it should also have an 'only allow established incoming' option - because then you can turn everything off for incoming, but you can still get eg web requests you have initiated.
If you're going to make a GUI firewall, that's all you need for standard options, not all that confusing stuff.
Whoever decided to list things by service names should be shot. I bet some fanny got paid $$$ for that, and I'm unemployed & can design a better interface in my sleep for a firewall.

eg - say you play some game, so need UDP whatever-port to be open back&forth (incoming+outgoing). And other than webpage views, you aren't needing to send any other traffic. So you would check the boxes (or type the port number in) beside the port number you want open for UDP, and allow outgoing to :80 on TCP, and only incoming-established.
Just start with a full ingress-egress, and if users start a known (compatible) service then let the dialogue boxes ask them if they want to allow traffic for 'x service', which will mean allowing 'protocol whatever, port x in&out', and let them add filters according to what they actually use.
Cause the way it is now, no wonder so much malware gets in so easily.
Of course this is all front the point of view of sanity, that doesn't use things like automatic updates as they know how stupidly insecure that is.