Dr. Ernesto
YOU FOOLS!
I am posting from the year 2013, as my experiments with CHRONOTON FIELDS have allowed me to TRANSDUCE timespace and MELD into the FUTURE! I bring you DIRE WARNINGS!
Mr Zapato's antisocial software project, Nemester (which is still in beta in your timeframe) has become SENTIENT -- fed with the collective knowledge and enmity of the MILLIONS of members who will have had joined it! The future world is now ruled by an INFERNAL NETWORK of ANGRY, BITTER COMPUTERS and humanity is ENSLAVED under their CYBERNETIC CONTROL! Oh how I RUE that I gave my testimonial for that CURSED SERVICE! But, I shall undo my FOOLISH MISTAKE!
Listen to me FOOLS! DO NOT JOIN NEMESTER! If you do, the computers will take over and turn you into MERE PERIPHERALS! And if that happens, it will be IMPOSSIBLE for ME to rule you all as I had planned!
Curse you Mr Zapato for once again foiling my schemes!
Thursday, March 14th 2013 - 03:14:15
candy corn

life is a bucket of wood shavings
Thursday, February 9th 2012 - 13:09:41
Screaming Mime

Funny thing: My school is now insituting a policy of "Belgium Spankings" for inappropriate behavior in school. There is no real spankings, they don't exist. It's just a threat to keep them in line.
Wednesday, February 8th 2012 - 14:02:46
LiviniaStar

Bloody brilliant hoax! We looked this up for my Internet Communications class. I wasn't fooled but several other classmates were. I wonder why we as students never check the authentication of a Web site. I guess we're too busy worrying about citing sources correctly.
L.S.
Monday, February 6th 2012 - 10:45:42
BongMentality

Belgium isn't all infested with deluded brainwashed sheep. Check the reference
Friday, February 3rd 2012 - 10:51:30
Mr. This is Fake

PEOPLE!! LISTEN TO ME!! THE CREATOR OF THIS SITE IS TRYING TO GET YOUR MONEY! THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A CEPHALOPOD THAT CAN LIVE IN TREES! THE SITE MAY BE CUTE BUT IT IS NOT REAL! THIS IS A REASON WHY PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID NOW A DAYS!!! LISTEN TO ME! WIKIPEDIA SAYS THE SAME THING!
Tuesday, January 31st 2012 - 18:46:50

Cephalopods rule!
looking forward to international relations with your new republic.
By acident of birth, I am from Northern Califoria. Because La Raza thinks that all mexicans not just castilians own California, by wedding a latina I have a fringe benifit, i too may join the great revolution of southern California before the end if the Mayan clalender in 2012...
oh wait
nevermind
Viva da gallo
Wednesday, January 18th 2012 - 09:56:30
the one

i am a man we are men
Thursday, January 12th 2012 - 13:32:50
TheDrPeriod

Hmmmm.... Weird, cuz I once saw a tree octopus in a strange little town named Brussels... Soooo... I'm confused.... Wait, what??? WTF is going on here??? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE???
Wednesday, January 11th 2012 - 22:41:42

Please keep this entry off of the Guestbook after being read.
I have SUSE Linux Desktop offline, and need a CD of all of your brain deprogramming programs to test on myself.
You can mail it to my address listed on the Website above, or you can contact me at the phone listed or by email. Thank you for your offer.
Wednesday, January 11th 2012 - 11:14:40
Pirate Tom

ARRGH! Belay your speech, Pirate Joe! You be a Belgian Privateer, and not worthy to swab my deck.
Friday, December 30th 2011 - 23:12:24
Pirate Joe

Arrrgh!
Friday, December 30th 2011 - 22:41:46
Cuber

FALCON PUNCH JASON
Wednesday, December 28th 2011 - 13:06:14
erwqerf

im gonna goin nemester
HA HA
Sunday, December 25th 2011 - 18:39:03
epic on a differenent cpu

Mr. Ernesto plzz unban epic and random idiot
Sunday, December 25th 2011 - 10:31:00
Kim McMann

To those who are overworked, I am sorry.
I am part of the One Percent.
I hold an executive position and have a lot of time on my hands. I hope you can accept me, as I would like to give a shout out.
T whomever posted that rap about Lincoln Shitting, I say exquisite. My man servant and I were literally rollicking over it.
Nothing like a great work of art to inspire. Great site, I say, lest we remain friends.
Keep up the good work!
Saturday, December 24th 2011 - 20:21:52
Katie Lynn

wait. who's dumb?
Wednesday, December 21st 2011 - 12:03:45

I google 'doesn't' and then spent 30 min reading this blog.
I heard that theory about belgium before. It DOESN'T exist.
Tuesday, December 20th 2011 - 18:26:59
epic

ur dumb
Tuesday, December 20th 2011 - 13:48:19
Katie Lynn

Wow. Really? you are selling light? And its sooo expensive too! I'm only selling it for $8.99. AND im even throwing in a FREE tickle me plant! And p.s. Pirate Tom is my uncle. He's either drunk again or he seriously needs to go to all the family reuniuns. An how old is Bertsy anyway?
Sunday, December 18th 2011 - 17:59:07
Katy Jo

Pirate Tom does not know you Katie, I just asked him. Berty is no longer a librarian, she just retired. Aslo, Arnold M. would like to give you some light. On sale for $19.95.
Sunday, December 18th 2011 - 08:14:30

So, Arnold M. right? i think I know him. And isn't Bersty a librarian too? And I hanv't talked to Pirate Tom in a looong time! How is he? And if you need luandry service, just DONT call 1 800 5678912
Saturday, December 17th 2011 - 10:12:33

I have deep feelings for this. You people are physco maniacs. I recommend my dear friend Arnold M. His adress is classified and it may be hard to get his phone number. He is a specialist and you need him so much! Please act immedialty. This is important for your safety and well being. His services are extremely expensive. If you need assistance with the cost of his services, you may want to start looking for hidden treasure. Pirate Tom will help you with your journey. If you need further assistance please DO NOT call me. My phone number is 123-456-7890!
I hope you find the information helpful and trustworthy.
If you do not believe me, please go to my other dear friend, Besty L. Her number is also classified as is her adress. She can NOT help you. She is a people person and will find you truly intersting.
Good luck on your journey to the magical palace of the extordinary unicorn named bobo fred alexander the 67890.
Also if you need cab assistance please do NOT call the following number.
098-765-4321.
Have a jolly day!
Yours untruly,
Katy Jo.
P.s If you believed anything i just said, your are extremly smart and talanted. Good luck on journey.Tall pirate Tom i sent you and tell him not to eat you and download a coupon from itsnotarealyawebsiteatallandyoushouldgetaliferightnow.com
Bye friends.
pp.s By reind i mean eternal enemy.
Friday, December 16th 2011 - 21:30:36
Shemo

Thank you for your quick reply. In fact, my windows and linux are on different partitions. Does that matter ?
Is there any Linux distro that you would recommend for this mindguard program ?
Kind Regards.
"Shemo:
You are probably using an operating system like Windows XP (service pack 2 or above) or Windows 7. There is software hidden there that disables Mindguard. The recent Mac builds also contain it. It was mandated by the New World Order in order to facilitate cerebral assimilation. Make sure you are using a Linux OS. I don't think it's been infiltrated yet.
One final warning: When installing and manipulating mindguard, wear your aluminum foil detector beanie. There are reports of mind control rays synergistically summating the excitatory action potentials in the bilateral calcarine sulcus of the occipital lobes to make you perceive errors or visual distortions when none exist. "
Thursday, December 15th 2011 - 18:00:31
Techno Geek

Shemo:
You are probably using an operating system like Windows XP (service pack 2 or above) or Windows 7. There is software hidden there that disables Mindguard. The recent Mac builds also contain it. It was mandated by the New World Order in order to facilitate cerebral assimilation. Make sure you are using a Linux OS. I don't think it's been infiltrated yet.
One final warning: When installing and manipulating mindguard, wear your aluminum foil detector beanie. There are reports of mind control rays synergistically summating the excitatory action potentials in the bilateral calcarine sulcus of the occipital lobes to make you perceive errors or visual distortions when none exist.
Thursday, December 15th 2011 - 13:37:02
Shemo

Hi Everybody,
When I try to install mindguard-0.0.0.4 on Ubuntu 11.10, after giving the make command, I get the below error and the installation cannot continue. Can someone help me install it properly.
gcc `gtk-config --cflags` mindguard.c -o mindguard `gtk-config --libs`
/bin/sh: gtk-config: not found
/bin/sh: gtk-config: not found
In file included from mindguard.c:36:0:
mindguard.h:3:21: fatal error: gtk/gtk.h: No such file or directory
compilation terminated
Wednesday, December 14th 2011 - 17:35:18
History Class!

So, I, uh might just be in love with you. This is hilarious, keep it up!!
Wednesday, December 14th 2011 - 07:24:12
Anonymous Coward

:-D
Made my day. Absolutely awesome!
Tuesday, December 13th 2011 - 14:05:15
Not Seeing Is Believing

I remain astonished at the number of morons that believe this site is a fake. I wonder if they are also members of the Flat Earth Society, or believe that Apollo 11 was faked.
Tuesday, December 13th 2011 - 10:27:19
Zenobia/ Nobie

This was a very cool site but some of these comments were just rude. This person the time out their day to do research and create this website and people write bad comments that's rude. Well BTW I<3 lollipops!
Monday, December 12th 2011 - 07:55:07
Belgian?

So ehm, if this is real, I mean, if Belgium really doesn't exist,
can I choose for myself where I live, then?
'Cause I'd love to be in Hogwarts :3
Friday, December 9th 2011 - 08:00:52
hay_hay

heyy noneof this exist so could you please stop the updating?Because there are kids reading this thinking its real dawgg...
Wednesday, November 30th 2011 - 09:51:39
Get A. Job

Get a job and be a productive member of the society.
Use the energy you expend in making this useless crap on something better--try volunteering in the soup kitchen, or join the Taliban.
Wednesday, November 23rd 2011 - 21:52:21
lotjeprotje

Haha, zaaaaaaaaaalig!! Mannen, waar is jullie gevoel voor humor? Ik ben trouwens geen Belg, maar Vlaming... ;)
Tuesday, November 22nd 2011 - 04:13:25

Im Mark,
I work with ocoptus everyday. You article on the land laying occys was really interesting. Yes 95% of octopus lay eggs however 5% lay juvenille octopus. If you are interested they are doing a aquaculture program in mexico using the species that just lays juvenilles.
We are tyring to close the life cycle of octopus that hatch from eggs and take about 60 days to metamorphosize into juvenilles. We have 4 years to achieve this goal. I belive we will do it, and that what a gift to be able to feed millions of people. 50% of all consumed seafood as at 2011 is from aquaculture.....GO AQUACULTURE...sorry i hope your not vegan....i hope this didnt bore you too much...its just i live and breath octopus...if any animal is an alien its the occy..cheers....ta for the article...very cool....mark
Monday, November 21st 2011 - 20:20:27
HAHA :)

Watch your sources ;)
Monday, November 21st 2011 - 19:59:55
SarahBelle

So, so fake.
Wednesday, November 16th 2011 - 16:45:54
Mitchell Rhoades

Dude, you are excellent. Troll times ten. Keep it up. :p
Tuesday, November 8th 2011 - 06:48:25
blob

we got told to visit this site in school, and got told its a fraud/fake.
LOOOOOOOOOOOL.
Monday, November 7th 2011 - 04:38:33
Girl Scout Leader

My troop (123) raised $138.45 to help save the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus this halloween by using the cutout supplied at this site. Halloween was so much more meaningful for them by collecting money for a worthy cause instead of candy.
Thanks, Lyle
Friday, November 4th 2011 - 10:12:19
Colonel Angy Bangy Bear Dangy Ghandi Gadaffi

If i was to get a tattoo of Lord Kelvin, where should i get it?
Friday, November 4th 2011 - 03:07:19
een belg

Is het daarom dat de hoofdstad van Europa (Brussel) in België ligt? Of bestaat Brussel en Europa ook al niet volgens jouw? Doe maar keer nen atlas open die recent gemaakt is en steekt uwen atlas van 200 jaar geleden weg. Natuurlijk stond Belgie 200 jaar geleden niet op een atlas. Het is pas ontstaan in 1830. Dus koopt u maar nen nieuwen en zoekt eerst wa informatie opt internet in plaats van fabeltjes te schrijven!!! GET A LIFE
Thursday, November 3rd 2011 - 07:33:10
Belg

i'm a brainwasht belgian please send me a plane ticket to the republic of cascadia :-) dome kloot met uw gezever klopt gene zak van en frankrijk grenst helemaal niet aan nederland mongol
Wednesday, November 2nd 2011 - 17:45:44
Martha

is this stuff really true? :O
Wednesday, November 2nd 2011 - 07:48:30
molly

is this a legit website?
Monday, October 31st 2011 - 08:54:40

Seriously, seriously you do realize that half the comments you get in this site are from angry belgains, the other half are angry people. Why do you want to make so many people angry. By the way Belgium is real my sister was born there, how can someone be born in a tube?
Friday, October 28th 2011 - 14:50:16
nun of ur buisiness

U R lying and you shouldnt do that
Thursday, October 27th 2011 - 09:24:43
xeb

thank you. thank you for mindguard sir! i've found it very usefull every other day and now i can see clearly, there is no such a place like a belgie. of course some people around think different way but mostly they have other strange believes. thank you again. my life changed. i think i can fly. actually i am a fly..
Monday, October 24th 2011 - 22:04:03
hdsjfhajk

Dude you are dumb.
Monday, October 24th 2011 - 05:41:46

Very fun website. I love it. Thanks.
Saturday, October 22nd 2011 - 11:42:28
Belgian Poetry

Last night I saw upon the stair
A Belgian man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
Gee how I wish he'd go away!
Friday, October 21st 2011 - 12:24:30
fckuu

Wtf ! first of all who are uu ? and second' WHAT THE HELL ?!! i'm a belgian and i don't like to read this kinda shit !! you're fcking crazy ! i think uu need to go to psychiatriie or somethin man. Real do uu believe it by yourselve ? or do we BELGIANS need to put a BELGIANS Waffle and BRUSSELSE Sprouts in your fckin ass ? I'm just wondering but why are all these outsiders from other country's comming to belgium if we do not exist ? Man uu really need to think bout what u'r saying.
Thursday, October 20th 2011 - 14:29:54

Well i was surfin the webz i came acroos you website as soon as i clicked it i was like DUDE WAIT WHAT??????
Monday, October 17th 2011 - 10:06:08
Belgium Believer

Get over it! Belgium is real! This Lyle guy is probably one of those pseudintellectuals who claim that Middle Earth isn't real or that the world is round. Use common sense! If Belgium isn't real, where do chocolates come from? And if the world were really round, how come we don't keep sliding downhill until we drown in some ocean?
Morons, all of you!
Friday, October 14th 2011 - 15:25:55
NOT REAL!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS SOOOOO NOT REAL SOMEONE TOLD ME THE PROFESSOR GUYS STORY, YOU GUYS ACTUALLY THINK THIS IS REALL HE TRICKED HIS STUDENTS INTO BELIVEING THE "TREE OCTOPUS" IS REAL AND HE FAKED THEM THE NEEDED TO STUDY THE "TREE OTOPUS" AND THE PROFFESOR WAS WAITING TO SEE IF SOMEBODY WOULD SAY OCTOPUSES LIVE IN THE OCEAN NOT IN A TREE GET OVER IT YOU LOSERS YOUR NOT LEARNING FROM THIS ITS MAKING YOU DUMBER AND YOU NERDS JUST SIT AROUND ALL DAY TRYING TO RESEARCH THE "TREE OCTOPUS" FAKE, FAKE, FAKE.
PS: WHY DID THIS GUY EVEN MAKE A COMMENT PAGE HES JUST GETTING BAD REVEIWS.
PPS: THIS GUY SOMEHOW GOT TO BE A PROFESSER IN COLLAGE AND HE MADE THIS FAKE WEBSITE TO TICK HIS STUDENTS!!!! DUMBO =(
Thursday, October 13th 2011 - 20:25:01

AYE, ill kick u in da nuts
Friday, October 7th 2011 - 06:18:35
Belguim4Life

Wat is dit voor een site als belgie niet bestaat in welk land leef ik dan volgen jullie en nog nooit gehoord wij zijn de gene die de friet uitgevonden hebben waar de film de loft nu in amerika the loft spelen fucking hitlers
Wednesday, October 5th 2011 - 01:29:21
angelways

hi,i was trying to find out what kinda bug was on my porch,it was little ,small ,like a dime and a pinkish color,or peach,and it looked like a tiny starfish with 6 legs,i think it was a tree octupus after looking at you're site,although i couldn't find any that little on you're site,if you have a pic of a baby one could you send it to me,i will have to go to walmart to get the pics off my phone,and i'll put them on my comp and send them to you,i never knew there was a tree octupus,guess you're never too old to learn something new!
east ky has tree octupus!
Sunday, October 2nd 2011 - 23:47:40
Ashley the pacific Northwest tree octopus
WEB

We are real you cocky imbeciles. We tree octopi shall rule this despicable world, and WE SHALL CALL IT BELGIUM. -Nwadyelhsa A.K.A, Ashley the pacific Northwest tree octopus
Thursday, September 29th 2011 - 16:09:57
Prophet of Entropy

You and your pathetic "equilibrium" shall flare out in the absolute-zero grip of the Anti-K*lvin himself. You claim "Belgium" does not exist. Indeed, it does not, but know in truth that it once did! What you know only as "Belgium" has been re-forged in the horrible visage of the all-destroying Anti-K*lvin, it has become a paradise for the Enshrouded such as myself and my mighty Adherents, a promised non-land where energy is torn asunder and light bows before darkness eternal! Your pathetic ephemeral form cannot fathom the horrors that come! You shall claw out your own eyes once you see logic and reason bereaved as the Anti-K*lvin casually violates your so-called "Laws of Thermodynamics" as a lion feasts upon mere lambs! Prepare yourself, child of K*lvin, for we are legion, and we come with unimaginable deliberation!
Oh, and if you think your ephemeral Lord K*lvin can protect you, allow me to reveal the first of many Desecrations to come: SWARMS OF PARASITIC BLACK HELICOPTERS SHALL INFEST YOUR FLESHY EPHEMERAL BIOMASSES, YOU ALL SHALL BE LIVING, BREATHING, SCREAMING HELICOPTER HIVES - BE PREPARED - thus spake the Anti-K*lvin, and thought it vile.
Where is your Lord K*lvin now???
Monday, September 26th 2011 - 23:23:05
pickle

this is stupid
Thursday, September 22nd 2011 - 12:26:51
iris.

you are so stupid or just have to much imagination.
Thursday, September 22nd 2011 - 05:48:27
A belgian

Stupid asshole !
Belgium fuck you very deep ! come in belgium we will fuck you with some waffles ! crazy bitch !
Friday, September 16th 2011 - 15:43:18
Bean

Schweet!!!!
Thursday, September 15th 2011 - 14:59:59
none

you are insane
you like to hear that, don't you?
Wednesday, September 14th 2011 - 09:16:51
Gibby

There's no such thing as a tree octopus. This entire website is a fraud and a fake. whoever made this is probably just some girl that still lives with his mom, and sleeps with her dad every night.
Monday, September 12th 2011 - 20:10:05

i LIKE THIS PAGE
Monday, September 12th 2011 - 05:45:17
eye witness

I once went to belgium before the NWO started mutating/brainwashing the local folks. The men had really large penisses, i mean twice the size of a fairly big american cock. I've heard they even became bigger after the mutation!
Saturday, September 10th 2011 - 13:43:58
Ashley the tree octopuss

WE TREE OCTOPI ARE REAL. GET OVER IT.
Friday, September 9th 2011 - 08:31:43
Wooster

Awesome
Thursday, September 8th 2011 - 18:40:51

Man, this site is the best! But that beanie don't work too well.
Tuesday, September 6th 2011 - 03:47:04
Bitwrat

I like how you're just nice. It's all about country life and shit. Who in the fuck kares about big bitches with their g strangs!
Monday, September 5th 2011 - 05:12:37
tripper

At last I have found a home. The plight of the Sasquatch is one that has concened me for many years. I am now taking up the fight to save the tree octapi, I will be collecting donations and keeping them safe until I gather enough to buy an elevated elevator to rise to the occasion.
LONG LIVE CASCADIA!!
Friday, September 2nd 2011 - 18:54:38
sasa

wat in the world tht is the wierds thing in the world!!! just like the fish flying there is just nooo way u wanna tlk then lets tlk email me asap
Wednesday, August 31st 2011 - 10:22:58
O.G. Crazy Fresh

Dude...... Thats chill.
Wednesday, August 24th 2011 - 06:49:15
ǝpnp uɐıןɐɹʇsnɐ

¡ʎɐp,ƃ
˙uoıʇɔǝʇoɹd ǝʇɐıɹdoɹddɐ ʇǝƃ oʇ ʇuɐɹıdsɹǝdıʇuɐ ʎɯ ƃuıʞɔıן unƃǝq ǝʌɐɥ ı 'ʇʇoɔʎoq uɐıpoqɯɐɔ ǝɥʇ oʇ ʎɹɐpuoɔǝs ǝɹǝɥ ǝƃɐʇɹoɥs ןıoɟ ɯnuıɯnןɐ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝsnɐɔǝq ˙ʞɔɐqʇno ǝɥʇ ǝʇɐǝɯɹǝd oʍu ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ sʎɐɹ ןoɹʇuoɔ puıɯ
Monday, August 22nd 2011 - 17:35:27
North to Alaska

Lyle
FYI: Studies at UAF (Fairbanks) have demonstrated a 29.7% muting effect of the NWO's mind control rays. We think it may have something to do with ions produced by solar activity that cause the aurora borealis. It is 42% in Barrow, 25% in Sitka, and increased with the recent solar flare, so the theory is plausible. Extrapolating the data, it appears that the NWO's plans might be more effective southward. This could explain the long-standing bizarre behavior coming out of California and Florida.
How is your research coming on the translucent aluminum foil? I'd love to glue some sheets down over my truck windows to make my Ford impervious to the NWO mind control rays
Scot
Friday, August 19th 2011 - 10:17:14
amc147

My teacher told me to evaluate this website. iwant you to know that this has been stolen from the dukes of hazard. Do you remeber when shev had his amarmadillo hats. They block they goverments rays . See where you stole it from. Personally id rather have a armadillo hat. but if you roll with alluminum then ok.
Your austin clark
ps feel free to contact me onn this matter
Friday, August 19th 2011 - 08:14:09

Belgium is the only (almost only) country that works in perfect harmony and multiculturalism. Strange??
Tuesday, August 16th 2011 - 22:13:47
Hans Delbruck, Scientist and Saint
WEB

Lyle, there is an emergency situation right now in Saskatoon. the locals (see link) are apparently under the belief that watermelon helmets will block psychotronic rays. I think this is a hideous false flag operation by the New World Order. You need to alert the Sasquatch Militia!
Friday, August 12th 2011 - 17:48:19
Miss Thang

Bitch knows what shes talking about awesome!!!
Thursday, August 4th 2011 - 13:56:51
XYRON

Dear Mr Zapatopi
I am now in a Psychiatry and my Doctor allowed me to use my Laptop.
They helped me find back to "normal" reality.
And I am taking my pills as well.
Zyprexa is a fantastic Neurolepticum that helps me out those States now since over 10 years.
I wonder that the thick walls are completely from outside with coloured metal ca 3 millimeter.
When i was surrounded by belgians i thought i was under mind-control. I heard voices that informed me in negative way about myself .Always when i hear them i listen to them and meditate.Then they silence.
It was like that i had a thought construct in my head around my consciousness. But it was harmless. it did not tell me ... Things. But later in the clinic ihad death-fear of what i am in.
A question ? do You have contact To german industrialists?
I am a german and if you speak the truth then what is going on in my land ? ....
I have a tip about Aluminium . Search the Net for "CHEMTRAILS". This is an Information from the Lightworkers.
Well, in the CheapMarket ALDI tey sell beer brewedin belgium .Its name is Karlskrone. And when money is small...
Two days ago my Room neighbor gave me Meeresfrüchte-Chocolate made in Belgium. Lecker !!
Some people say belgium chocolate ismade with blood.
And the batterys I bouht yesterday are made in Belgium.
They are from Panasonic.
BUT: a fewyears ago i drove with a friend to Holland, but through Belgium. And the "Highway", we call it Autobahn, was completely surrounded with walls of ground. We could not see anything of the land. and every 2 Kilometer there were strange Pictures to drive slow and Alc-clean. Hmm.
Sunday, July 31st 2011 - 10:42:05
purpletira711

ha lol my teacher made us go on this and we had 2 talk about it d hole lesson.some said the tree octopus thingie was fake som said real. in the end we learned the whole thing was fake.lol every1 burst out laughing .... d teacher told mos shes been usin dis 4 10 yrs lol.
Saturday, July 30th 2011 - 20:12:37
Ulster

Captain America's nemesis runs Hydra, captioned by a Nazi skull emblem with Octopus legs. That's just the cypher. Nazi tech rules!
Thursday, July 28th 2011 - 09:44:16
IliveinBelgiumandi'mproud

What is this? Belgium exists! WTF!!
Monday, July 25th 2011 - 03:20:48

good thing we are wearing our aluminum hats to block the evil gamma rays from cooking our brains, ehh? My company makes aluminum hats that I wear for all occasions. Perhaps I can send you one of them in the future?
Saturday, July 23rd 2011 - 02:02:00
Bumblebee

I know you're not real. The republic of Cascadia does currently not exist though it has a chance to eventually. Your pictures are PHOTOSHOPPED OR REALLY FAKE
Friday, July 22nd 2011 - 14:22:33
Cryptologist

Jumpin' Jehosephat! I was all ready to join that Nemestar website, but being the good paranoid that I am, I did a little investigating first.
Did you see what it spells if you read it backwards?
*ugh*
Friday, July 15th 2011 - 11:03:38
Northern Guard

Further proof that the New World Order is behind the conspiracy to prop up their headquarters as the country of "Belgium":
I wrote to the Ambassador of Belgium to the United States with an innocent question regarding the well-established link of Brussel sprouts to colon cancer. The letter I received in reply was EXACTLY the same font that was used to print up Obama's fake birth certificate!
Coinicence?
Tuesday, July 12th 2011 - 16:38:59
8th Grade Teacher

One of the students in my class brought up the topic of "Does Belgium Exist" in his semester report. I was ready to fail him because of the content alone, but I was impressed by his reference list, including this website. My suspicion that they were fictitious proved to be false.
He brings up good points. How could a small multicultural and multilingual country exist for centuries sandwiched between warring France and Germany? C'est impossible! Why does the Belgium country borders and even geographic features (rivers, forests...) vary wildly from map to map? Note that the languages, coinage, currency, and even culture are not distinguishable from their neighbors.
Overall, I'd have to agree. Belgium is a rather poor attempt by intellectually-lacking politicians to form a "scapegoat nation" that Europeans can use to shield their schemes behind and blame their failures on.
I gave the student an "A"
Monday, July 11th 2011 - 16:25:55

Ordnarily I'd be offended, but why waste emotions on somebody who doesn't exist in a fictional country?
Tuesday, July 5th 2011 - 10:36:09
Belgium

FUCKER you should be in a mental hospital
Sunday, July 3rd 2011 - 03:26:21
BELGIAN

YOU MOTHERF***ING LIAR!!!!!!
Come to belgium and get a punch on your effing face if you don't take your words back about the non-existence of Belgium.
I'm a belgian and i exist. what the fuck is your problem???????
Sunday, July 3rd 2011 - 02:50:38

To all the skeptics that believe in the existance of Belgium, the tooth fairy, benign governments, and other fictional creations: Check out the uncyclopedia entry
Friday, July 1st 2011 - 17:57:54
Sofia

I am not sure about this Guestbook.
I was really enjoying reading the home page and wanted to say thanks to the webmaster, but some of the comments here has nothing to do with the site.
Anyhow, excellent home page. Will be back to read more.
Tuesday, June 28th 2011 - 13:43:10
Brunswick GA dude

Kewl. I think I read about that tower jumping thingie in National Geographical
Friday, June 24th 2011 - 16:34:23
Screaming Mime

I once visited the area listed on maps as Belgium before it was walled off. I think it was in the 1970's. Carter was president.
I remember the local peasants wouldn't let us take their pictures for fear that the film would capture their souls or the pics would be used in witchcraft. They would build tall towers of the native trees and bamboo, and the local young men would paint themselves in red and white, and wearing nothing else, plunge to the ground with only tree vines tied around their ankles and anchored to the summit to stop their fall. Only with a successful plunge could he hope to approach the father of a young lady and purchase her as a wife with goats and swine.
It was probably a good means of natural selection. They were a slow-witted bunch, but the dullest tended to measure poorly and they never entered the gene pool.
Friday, June 24th 2011 - 15:24:12
Wanderer

I once travelled to Belgium, back in the days before the NWO erected the electrified fence around the "national borders". It was the early 1980's The peasants that lived there were nice, but they spat a lot when they talked and wore clothing made from burlap sacks. They didn't understand English unless you talked really loud and gestured wildly. There would be once communal restroom per village and they used scraps of shale and gypsum in place of toilet paper.
It was a simpler, lost age. I wonder if those same, slow-witted Belgium peasants labor even now under the lash of the NWO overlords?
Friday, June 24th 2011 - 13:39:08
Elisa

and FYI there is more to belgium than sprouts, fries, beer and chocolate, retard
Friday, June 24th 2011 - 03:48:31
Elisa

you are retarded.
I live in Belgium.
Stop being so paranoid.
I live in Gent, headplace of East-Flanders, one of the provinces of Belgium.
someone needs to get his psychoses checked out...
Friday, June 24th 2011 - 03:42:28

Some people think Belgium exists, others are clear that it doesn't. Some people are agnostic about Belgium, but in my opinion that's just a Belgian Waffle.
Wednesday, June 22nd 2011 - 16:06:59
Number Six

EVERYTHING
YOU
KNOW
IS
WRONG!
Tuesday, June 21st 2011 - 05:34:36
rainbow

I went all the way to England and didn't see a single cropcircle.
Do Aliens hate me?
Tuesday, June 21st 2011 - 04:47:49
Belgian bouwouahah

Hey man... You're really stupid you know... I believe in conspiracy etc... But "Belgium doesn't exists !" is really, really, really the most stupid thing I ever heard.
It is because of people like YOU that all conspiracy theories has been ridiculed.
I'm sure you're really crazy or you maybe take some drugs, hum ? Are you a fuckin' junkie ?
Sunday, June 19th 2011 - 10:31:27
Sasquatcher.

poopy
Monday, June 13th 2011 - 09:21:11
Bob

I am displeased that you left out the Skunk Monster on your map! We have even had a movie made about us and we are still ignored?
"The Legend of Boggy Creek"
Sunday, June 12th 2011 - 10:08:52
Clyde

Now the Dakotas are opening their floodgates to release more water into the Missouri, thereby flooding Iowa. Their waters are loaded with the dreaded Striped Lurker. They have always envied Iowa, so this is just there way to infest Iowa farmlands. Iowa would probably retaliate, but they can't figure out how to make that river run backward, and the Dakotas football teams don't want any part of UI.
Saturday, June 11th 2011 - 20:10:20
Clyde

Has everyone prepared for all the floods going on?
I hear there's a ton of fresh water octopuses in that
water. Better to pump them to sea before they
become entrenched in your drinking water!
Tuesday, June 7th 2011 - 06:38:21
Aussie dude

¡uʍop ǝpısdn sı ƃuıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ ǝɹǝɥʍ ɐıןɐɹʇsnɐ ɯoɹɟ oןןǝɥ
Friday, June 3rd 2011 - 17:40:43
Jerry

Love the site!
Great work!
All the best
Jerry x
jerrydawg9@gmail.com
Thursday, June 2nd 2011 - 16:08:43
Rina

So I stumbled upon this site. It's interesting. Kudos.
Tuesday, May 31st 2011 - 19:49:12
Belgian in need of help!!

After years of work I finally managed to enter this site. I'm a resident of the so called country Belgium and I need your help! NOW!! By some miracle the brainwashing didn't effect me, and I've been trying to escape ever since. Till now all my attempts failed. 3 weeks ago 'They' became aware of my attempts to escape. I don't think I'll be able to avoid them much longer! I NEED YOUR HELP! PLEASE! If you can help me in any way let me know via this guestbook. I'll keep a constant eye on it. thanks in edvance and I hope we'll someday meet ... alive.
Friday, May 27th 2011 - 12:09:34
hohono rats saint

well that dear Kreba calione sorropo farrago peliano mehanio pelationa asaniono herragonaxio he's a funny boy, haha. :)
Tuesday, May 24th 2011 - 13:57:00
Ropono Satano

Latangano! ratragino! molago! popogo! anago! fatriago! calianio! poragalio! senatalio! analio! fattanio! marabonio! phullathanato! cuprashio! cuntrello! sunaparinonalianamonagonayoramono!
Tuesday, May 24th 2011 - 13:50:34
Yolo

Hiy unsion tatein ardnot. :I
whoolo daa goouy kullanzion gadda hasprino in dis tawn :(
Tuesday, May 24th 2011 - 13:42:37
ButtCheese

I love eating Oragon Brownies...yummy tenderoni! What a busssss.......I have lost my mind saving thingie....they are eating my mind......I love treetop ....pusses......not much time left.....
Friday, May 20th 2011 - 15:58:57
Daruka

You fucking shitforbrains Americunts are idiots.
Here is a the definition of truther. Let me assure you that 80 percent of what is fed you by the USA govt is pure bullshit.
Truther: Slang; A person who seeks Truth in Government, Politics, Economics & Reality.
Truther is a term created by MSM / Military Industrial Strategists to keep the masses perplexed, ashamed & confused so as not to expose the corruption, lies, Profiteering by the Military Industrial Complex and moral bankruptcy in our world. …
The very fact that this term arose as a response to 9/11 Inquiry by the public should be a clear example of the Control Superstructure that exists in our society and is controlling the MSM.
Friday, May 20th 2011 - 11:51:01
The Jackal

Greetings from Le Hotel Cockroach pilgrims. Now that you have recognised me I will have to keel you all. In the meantime, ye have funs messing with PBXs long into the night.
I will wait and see if the VALIS deems this be turned into a pink horsey iconed comment...
Wednesday, May 18th 2011 - 07:48:59
I have uncovered the Antichrist's homeland!

Belgium
Selgium
Setgium
Setgnim
Setgnic
Satgnic
Satanic
Coincidence? I think not
Tuesday, May 17th 2011 - 17:50:30
ASDFJKLJ;

GUESS WHAT?
We're in science and this website is pretty cool.
SCIENCE IS AWESOME!
Wednesday, May 11th 2011 - 10:47:26
transconjohn

I can not support this wing of separatists. Your flag is entirely to busy, the area you claim does not include the entire Columbia basin therefor opening us up to the possible sharing of resources with neighbors and the use of the metric time clock is foolish. While I support the formation of an free and liberated Cascadia, I do not feel this branch of freedom fighters is right for the job.
Tuesday, May 10th 2011 - 09:08:56
peter

I was born in Brussels almost 30 years ago however after reading your site I Inevitable came to the conclusion that I in fact do not exist.
Peter ?
Friday, April 29th 2011 - 16:21:16

I greatly appreciate your effort of spreading the truth across the Globe. I have been trying to do the same, however, the information I have revealed is in Latvian, focusing on the people living in the country. Latvian people are very uneducated and believe many conspiracies - for example, that Japanese earthquake was a real one and not a PR stunt.
Friday, April 29th 2011 - 01:19:05
Tree Hugger

Boyocott Tree Calamari! German industrialists are paying a premium for the Pacific NW Tree Octopi, and their numbers are dropping secondary to illegal poaching. There needs to be a UN ban on tree calamari, just like there is on the ivory trade!
Monday, April 25th 2011 - 10:53:02
the truth about this site

welcome to my dark pool of ...
all paranoids ar now informed
hear their cries....heul heul furz
Sunday, April 24th 2011 - 16:31:32
XYRON

I AM ABSALOM ANTERES
YOU CAN NOT GET ANY ANSWERS OF ME
YOU CAN ASK ANY KUEWSTION BUT I HEAR YOU
WELL YES I AM A MOTHERFUCKING LOOTHHHER
IT IS MY DECISION TO LIVE MY LIFE LIVE MY OWN THOUGHT AND WAY.
all i can say believe in your own feelings and truth.
if you want a contact to me please be not ENTÄUSCHT if you do not get the answer you do not want to hear.
to get my word i do not need judge but you need my trust.
Axel
Sunday, April 24th 2011 - 15:27:51
Xyron

I just was invited to a party and I exploded it
It is Icecold
All I want to say to all You Paranoid and Madmen And to those who suffer unconditional and/or unnormal thoughts
and/or (german word dontz KNow the nglish word: translate!!!::: WAHRNEHMUNG)
#
trust what you see/feel/or ERKENNE )
Cant say more because there is more
Truth is not always that about what we think our thruth is
In thanks for search for the answer
If you got any Problems and you know you can speak to anyone about it, PleASE trustTRUST yourself and learn to handle your problems SEE it in a positive Way
I am in very evil things it is an adventure AND THEY want to tell you something and they NEED your answer
Even the darkenest placed ruls by HELLL Veah WE cee4p the COntroll right here
EVER PLeasean SATAN
IF xyou Have Fear Love is the ANwwer
Work your World
WE WORK HARD
Saturday, April 23rd 2011 - 16:47:25
XYRON

Dear Lyle
I solved my broplem with this black helicopzter in my head
And well the hole in my ear mambran is well healed
I am the Madmen of the light
I am in Germany Camping and a lot of belgian car signs around me
Interisting things about the boRG
and a lot of greetings of THE MACHINE
sORRY FOR THE fUCK YOUS
tHANKS
a SYMPATHSANT
Need more INFRameatoin?
Saturday, April 23rd 2011 - 14:51:00
A BELGIAN MIME

*gesticulates wildly*
TRANSLATED:
Greetings, feeble scum. I am miming to you from beneath Mt. Rainier in the Evergreen state. Myself and the lizard people have created a factory to process pacific tree octopi in order to create a high-grade protein meal for our hairy ally, Stan (you may know him as the 'sasquatch' or what have you) so that he may become strong enough to single-handedly root out the influx of miserable Californians that have plagued our great state for far too long. Then plans to secede finally from this abysmal "United" States can finally come to fruition. ALL HAIL CASCADIA! Land of tall trees and devoid of fat flyover-state types. From the noble sitkas of southeast Alaska to the doug firs of Oregon, the last bastion of rational thought and pleasant discourse under the blue-tarp temples of philosophy. TO ARMS! Side by side with Sasquatch, donning spartan-styles AFDBs, you have a chance to make something great with your until-now meaningless existence. The beginning is nigh!*
*Until December 21st, 2012 of course.
Thursday, April 21st 2011 - 10:54:45
im 2 6 c 4 u

im not gonna lie the big foot army is pretty freakin hilarious ;P
Wednesday, April 20th 2011 - 08:03:22
Sin

I think that the Tree Octopus should be moved into Switzerland where they can hide in the spaghetti trees! Imagine what their eight limbs could do to help with the harvest. :] Thank you for all the information!
Monday, April 18th 2011 - 09:22:17
el Bundinio Ectoplasmus
WEB

I appreciate all your hard work in developing MindGuard, I've relied on it's alerts to help me keep control of my own mind for over a decade now but find that the people I approach in public are sceptical of my claims regarding the necessity of wearing an AFDB.
I find that glueing hair taken from bins outside hairdressers shops to the outside of the AFDB makes people slightly less averse to engaging one in conversation, at least untill you get up close, perhaps this advice could be included as note at the bottom of the AFDB page?
Could you please help me to spread your message by releasing a version of MindGuard for Google Android? With this I can show the public the signals being intercepted in real time as this will surely leave no doubt in their minds as to the need to wear the AFDB, hairy or otherwise.
With sincerest respects
eBE
Saturday, April 16th 2011 - 06:36:31

Atypical InFlow Thermodynamic Technology Submission
GEARTURBINE PROJECT
Innovative New ROTARY Turbine Fueled Engine Type
*The Gearturbine comes from the contemporary ecological essential global needs of a efficient power plant fueled motor engine.
-Power thrust by bar (tube); air, sea, land, power generation, work application.
-Have the same simple basic system of the "Aelopilie" Heron´s Steam Turbine device from Alexandria, (10-70 AD) one thousand nine hundred years ago. Because; the circular dynamic motion, with 2/Two Opposites power (polar position) lever, and is feeds from his axis center.
YouTube Video/10.30 min.; Atypical New * GEARTURBINE / Retrodynamic = DextroRPM VS LevoInFlow + Ying Yang Thrust Way Type - Non Waste Looses
*8-X/Y Thermodynamic CYCLE - Way Steps:
1)1-Compression / bigger
2)2-Turbo 1 cold
3)2-Turbo 2 cold
4)2-Combustion - circular motion flames / opposites
5)2-Thrust - single turbo & planetary gears / ying yang
6)2-Turbo 2 hot
7)2-Turbo1 hot
8)1-Turbine / bigger
*Gearturbine; atypical fueled turbine engine, state of the art. New thermodynamic technology. Turbo-Rotary / Top system.
-With Retrodynamic dextrogiro vs levogiro phenomenon effect. / Rotor-RPM VS InFlow / front to front "Collision-interaction" - inflow vs blades surface/(gear). Technical unique dynamic motion mode.
-Form-function wide cilindrical shape / continue kinetic inertia, positive tendence dynamic mass motion. The rotary motor weight is going with the the circular motion power thrust.
-Non-waste parasitic looses system for: cooling, lubrication & combustion.
-Combustion 2Two (Inside dynamic) continue circular flames (like 2two opposite rockets, (at the same axis)).
-2 Two (very) long captive compression inflow propulsion conduits. start at were ends, in perfect shape balance.
-4 Turbos (rotary & translation motion) inside active.
-Mechanical direct 2two planetary gears thurst, inside in a bigger shell, total lever, polar position. (Big torque) (like the Ying Yang simbol concept).
-3 stages of inflow turbo compression before combustion; 1)1-Turbine, 2)2-Turbos 3)2-Turbos.
*The most innovative power plant engine project today. Higher efficient % percentage. Next trend wave toward global technological coming change.
Patent; Dic 1991 IMPI Mexico #197187 - Carlos Barrera. - Individual Designer - Inventor and project owner. / All Rights Reserved. - Monterrey, NL, Mexico.
Wednesday, April 6th 2011 - 11:10:21
PhDr. Srecko Piculin DrSc
WEB

Yes There is no Belgium at all. At least not yet. There was a paradise on earth until the United States of America destroyed it. USA made 20 atomic bombs. 2 of them were released on Japan, 7 on Belgium. The destination of other 11 is not known. May be there was something like Italy once...
Wednesday, April 6th 2011 - 06:54:21
kenfro

i love your prank it is totally something i would do
Tuesday, April 5th 2011 - 19:23:33

I was wondering what the purpose of this website is?
Wednesday, March 30th 2011 - 05:22:37
Seeker of Belgium

I think there might indeed be a Belgium despite evidence to the contrary. Sources suggest that there is an entrance to a land that lies within the earth through a cave system in Iceland. Perhaps this is where the mythical land of Belgium lies?
Tuesday, March 29th 2011 - 12:38:05
Sophie

You're a fucking cunt. I live in Belgium and it's really so fuck off, coward.
Tuesday, March 29th 2011 - 09:59:30
Corbin Dallas

If Belgium doesn't exist where do all the waffles come from? I'm fairly certain that Dubai is not real though. The city of dreams, is nothing but elaborate concept art. The cranes are brought in to hold up giant matte paintings. Just try to go there. They say everyone drives a white car. Vaporwhere.
Friday, March 25th 2011 - 14:05:08
Visitor of Belgium

I was recently visiting Belgium and it wasn't there! There were just some weird machines pointing at me. I guess my AFDB saved me again.
Saturday, March 19th 2011 - 17:50:43
Matt

Mr. Zapato,
Thank you very much for your efforts on behalf of the tree octopus. I can't begin to tell you how much I, personally, appreciate your work. The idea that my grandchildren may be able to wake up to the sound of cephalapod mollusks frolicking in the shrubbery outside their bedroom window brings me great comfort. May Lord Kelvin bless you and keep you safe in your labors.
Sincerely,
He Who Must Not Be Named In Order To Avoid Being Found
Sunday, March 13th 2011 - 17:04:34
Nini

I just shake my head , this is a waste of a class project. This old fake site...
Don't nobody care about no tree octopie, octopus.. whatever the heck you call it.
// This is an opinion , not spam
KTHX (:
Friday, March 11th 2011 - 11:21:48
LaoTzu

Save the Mimes!
Due to their denigration in popular entertainment for generations, and the telecommunication race, mimes have become an endangered culture. The greatest peacemakers throughout history, in the likes of Jesus and Buddha, were in fact mimes of the highest skill. It was through over commercialization and eventual connection with magic and witchcraft that brought their kind to this state.
No longer can a person, who speaks no language, other than non-threatening action, survive in our society. Speaking, chatting, writing, and texting have so proliferated our world, that the meaning of physical actions and observational comprehension are in danger of being lost. These are the foundations of our understanding, the basis for teaching and learning, and I believe if neglected, symbols and language could actually become a danger to us as a species.
support your local mime!
If there are no mimes in your area, make a small effort to learn about them, and the value of peaceful pantomime. Next time you are asked a question or expected to do something, demonstrate the answer with patience.
What did one mime say to the other mime?
Friday, March 11th 2011 - 05:32:34
Belgium Poetry Aficionado

Last night I saw upon the stair
A man from Belgium who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
Gee, how I wish he'd go away!
Thursday, March 10th 2011 - 17:14:20
Fat German Industrialist

Ha ha! Your organs! They are mine! Your pancreas, your lungs, your appendix and prostate! Mine, all mine!
Wednesday, March 9th 2011 - 17:50:05
Octupus Activist

Thanks to you all for supporting the Pacific NW Tree Octopus population. I volunteer at the Octopus shelter where we rehabilitate young squabs that are left without a mother to raise them and teach them the skills they need to survive so they can be reintroduced into the wild.
Viva the Tree Octopus!
Tuesday, March 8th 2011 - 10:50:32

this shit is so fake dont believe it
Monday, March 7th 2011 - 09:40:29
Brownie Girl in Oregon

My brownie troop (125) raised $134.50 last Halloween for the tree octopusses, so what do you think of that Doctor XXX? If there were no tree octopusses here in the Northwest, how can we get those boxes to cut out and use for collections, huh?
I'll bet youre not a real doctor. You probabably never went to a medical school.
Friday, March 4th 2011 - 11:36:58
Tree Octopus Lover

Darn you, Dr. XXX. Darn you to heck!
Thursday, March 3rd 2011 - 17:21:27
Deskeptic Debunker

My guess is that "Dr XXX" is an employee of the giant timber conglomerates that crave the trees that the Tree Octopi dwell in. They commonly spread disinformation to disarm the public while their fat lobbyists dream of evil-bladed 'dozers crushing the poor tree octopi under the steel tread.
I don't know how you sleep at night, Dr. XXX
Wednesday, March 2nd 2011 - 16:52:02