Freaking funny stuff. I love the question from Broomrider,
"Can you tell me the cheapest place to buy foil?".

Actually, there has been much discussion in recent years regarding effectiveness of aluminum vs. copper foil caps.
Essentially, the disagreement appears to stem from the "perceived" amount of radiation as apposed to the "actual" or pre-rendered emanations, as it is more widely known. It has been put forth by some that copper's tougher composition protects to a much higher degree than lowly aluminum.
In addition, it seems the theory of material thickness has been at considerable odds with the idea of material type and shape as regards ones own head size, positioning and subsequent vulnerability to what is now known as the "ray reception factor".
Indeed, it would seem the ancient Egyptions had prior expertise in the area of cosmic, ethereal and sapien-based emissions as we have been witness to, owing to recovered artifacts. King Tutankhamun, or King Tut comes immediately to mind.
Apparently, the Ancients believed fervently that this personal cap or shield should be constructed primarily of refined gold. It has been postulated that gold possesses heretofor unknown properties, suitable for the eternal security of all Nobles of their era.
Given the disparity of materials, measurements and beliefs of the modern world, one would have to come to the conclusion that gold, albeit rather costly in comparison, would be the ideal material for fabricating a personal AFDB. According to leading experts, it should be one eighth inch thick, conform not only to the top of ones head, but include all exposed areas of the face as well, (with the exception of eye and breathing holes of course).
A design of this nature would inevitably be quite cumbersome in an actual application, as the Kings would certainly attest to. It would require the installation of some form of neck brace for everyday wear and could cause an inordinate amount of chafing for the owner. The possibility of theft would be very real as well.
Since aluminum is extremely thin, therefore negating any serious protection and copper a bit too hard and subject to corrosion, gold appears to be the obvious solution
As one of the modest and humble "experts" in this field, I, the author of this adventurous and dubiously, thought-provoking piece have come to my own conclusion: Given all factors, known and as yet undiscovered, it seems the only possible course of action is to go to ones own kitchen cabinet and procure and install the appropriately sized receptacle for the day's events. In short..........................................

PUT A BOWL ON YOUR HEAD!

(Didn't see that comin' didga?) (:>

hey jordan wats up
i no youre there!!!
i c u

I think whoever came up with this site was brainwashed into thinking that tin foil will protect you from mind control when it actually amplifies the effect...or maybe I am screwing with you. Then again maybe I say I am screwing with you to hide the fact that it really does amplify mind control. Then again I could be saying that just to hide the real truth, which you will never know. I hate humans, especially the idiots that put tin foil on their heads to protect them from mind control, I really wish aliens would come and wipe us out, we are so stupid we deserve nothing less than complete incineration.

esse não tem ligacaõ com HAARP. nada a ver cam HAARP. socorro, por favor.
DENUNCIA/QUEIXA RELATÓRIO
Ramalho de Oliveira Nunes, 26 anos, segundo grau completo. rua da concórdia 1868, caseb, feira de santana-bahia e rua Teodoro Lopes, alto da boa vista,n69, Mairi- BA.RG 15500854 41
Nota: isto não é uma maldita brincadeira. Não nego nenhuma informação desse relato. pelo contrario, só tenho a acrescentar. Qualquer mensagem supostamente enviada por mim negando alguma dessas informações será falsa.

20/09/07 RELATÓRIO
peço que vocês analisem isso, investiguem, acompanhem o andamento, façam o que puderem, pelo amor de deus. arquivem vocês ainda vão ouvir falar nisso -pode demorar dezenas de anos pra vir a tona,a publico,mas vira.
um grupo de pessoas, ricas, estudadas, que se colocam acima da lei e de tudo, tem uma câmera térmo-eletromagnética capaz de "diferenciar calor". ela grava através de paredes(não o que esta quente, um tipo de calor escolhido,"regula"), alcança centenas de metros, indica emoções através das variações de calor do corpo ((ela grava de radiação y gama pra lá, algum tipo de radiação emitida por reação química))... uma tecnologia nova e particular:"não vamos divulgar,""vai ficar pra família"
sou objeto de diversão de uma pequena parte desse grupo que é muito bem assessorada por outros membros que vem e vão. é extremamente difícil provar a existência disso sozinho, as vezes nem eu acredito. espero que vocês percebam o quanto grave é a minha situação.
ALGO QUE ACHEI RECENTEMENTE E PODE AJUDAR A ENTENDER E VALIDAR O RESTO
"(...) sendo silenciosamente bombardeados com transmissões de rádio do tipo HAARP na freqüência exata em que o cérebro humano normalmente opera (...)"
"Os especialistas com quem conversamos acreditam que esses sinais desestabilizadores da mente afetarão principalmente os indivíduos cujo equilíbrio mental e emocional não é tão sólido; mas TODOS dentro do alcance da transmissão terão reações negativas distintamente em uma extensão ou outra."
Embora esses "sinais desestabilizadores da mente" afetem mais as pessoas fronteiriças em termos de estabilidade mental, todos sentirão alguma angústia mental. Quantos empregos no norte da Califórnia foram perdidos por que as pessoas não puderam funcionar em um nível consistente exigido pelos empregadores? Quantos casamentos foram arruinados? Quantas carreiras foram arruinadas? Quantos adolescentes, que já vivem sob um estresse mental e emocional durante essa fase da vida foram levados a apresentar distúrbios emocionais e mentais reais? Nunca saberemos, e a mídia de massa nunca reportará uma história como esta.
EU NISSO
trabalhava construindo um quarto, dava pra ouvir os visinhos de lá,comecei a ouvir comentários de uma menina e seus colegas. escrevi na parede:"fim da brincadeira, pare de gravar". não parou. ela continuou gravando e comentando. não sabiam que eu escutava. voltei a escrever:"isso da processo, delegacia, advogado, indenização...pare de gravar".logo ouvi:"eu mato ele".continuaram gravando e comentando. tudo bem ate que passaram a mim gravar dentro de casa. como?"câmera de calor" disseram. eu tive problemas com o banheiro, problemas pra dormir, pra tudo. os dias iam passando e não paravam de jeito nenhum. escrevi nova frase:"vocês tem quatro dias pra parar de gravar".(("ele tem provas" viram como ameaça)) não pararam. ao invés disso falavam em matar. fingi ter gravado as novas ameaças e disse que iria na delegacia se não parassem. só fez atrair ainda mais a obsessão e
atenção deles, viram que o gravador era falso e passaram a tramar, especular a minha morte. tentei faze-los parar procurando provas,informações, pedindo ajuda e ao mesmo tempo, com uma suposta prova, tentando um "concorda": concorda em seguir teu caminho e mim deixar em paz. dai pra frente eu só mim afundei e mim afundaram mais e mais nessa merda.

x/06/07 ((enviei para a policia, usei como uma forma de defesa)) PERSEGUIÇÃO, AMEAÇAS... GRUPO ORGANIZADO USANDO CÂMERA DE ALTA TECNOLOGIA

socorro! estou sob perseguição e ameaça:"deixa ele ficar só que eu vou lá e mato ele","vão pensar que foi assalto, roubo," "ninguém acredita nele".. o grupo possui uma câmera térmica capaz de gravar através de paredes:"não a luz, o calor emitido por qualquer coisa". alcança centenas de metros. estão COMEÇANDO e empolgados. querem mim matar:"pode deixar não("neinho")","sabe de mais"... mim monitoram. zombam de mim ((sabiam que eu escutava e se divertiam com as minhas reações)). assistiram esse e todos os meus pedidos de socorros.
começou isso em mairi-bahia. " léu", "mainha","molequinho","neinho", "toin ivo",foram nomes citados além da conhecida voz de S. M. virou tortura quando eu disse que ia processar se não parecem de gravar:"tem que matar mesmo", "chama toinho pra matar"...e terror agora que perceberam que eu escutava ((muito mais do que imaginavam)) o que eles diziam.

não adianta investigar:"o DEIC não vem, já olhei"... todos os meios possíveis de esquiva e ocultação de provas são e serão usados. esse grupo sorri para a justiça brasileira e esta fazendo de mim uma cobaia, um brinquedo.

se é prepotência ou não, eu não sei. o fato é que eles teen uma câmera térmica ultra capaz de "diferenciar calor", estão mim perseguindo e eu estou numa fria por saber sobre isso(" ô...ô...não adianta é nada","ele pensa que vai viver"," ele escuta é a voz",deixa esse cara aí, quando ele ganhar dinheiro a gente vem e mata ele","mato ele é de todo jeito. -vai dar problema.-não tem como ligar não, vão pensar que foi crime comum).
((policia resposta: insuficiente para abrir uma investigação))


x/07/07 ESPIONAGEM?
(( pode ter a ver com o desenvolvimento de tecnologia para celulares pois)) eles têm equipamento que interfere, faz alterações nos celulares -usaram na minha tentativa frustrada de gravar alguma prova.


x/08/07 SITUAÇÃO ATUAL
um grupo de pessoas tem uma câmera térmica capaz de "diferenciar calor",ela grava ((a radiação que passa)) através de paredes e outras coisas sólidas. três dessas pessoas estão extremamente viciadas e ((foram encarregadas de ))mim monitora o tempo todo ("vamos ver o que ele vai fazer"). querem mim matar por que eu sei sobre eles("quem mandou ele brincar com agente"). não mim mataram ainda porque todos acham que eu tô doente, doido("ninguém vai acreditar!"). e não mim deixa em paz porque("vai da problema")?...

A filosofia deles é, em tom de zombaria e menosprezo, perguntar: "e ele vai fazer o que?" isso revela um conhecimento deles sobre o descaso e a incapacidade das pessoas, autoridades e instituições.

x/08/07 QUERO PROTEGER A MINHA VIDA, A MINHA PRIVACIDADE E A MINHA LIBERDADE!
A CÂMERA ((dados))
NO COMEÇO- uma câmera térmica com regulagem manual,alarme de movimentos
e indicador de emoções básicas:

-"ficou escuro o bonequinho.(e lendo) emoções negativas"
A\"ali ta quente".J\"ai regula"
"ali ta bom ta frio","a câmera segue","o alarme toca se ele levantar","já
vou ate regular aqui","ela gosta dele,ó como ficou quente ali"
M\"vou embora! o cara vai chamar o DEIC(sarcasmo)".V\"tem o que? M\"se o DEIC vier
ai o DEIC detecta, detecta não?
(outro dia)V\"só detecta se chegar perto que ai tem ?..ânio (urânio?).
(os fones de ouvidos)"ta ligado, olá a eletricidade passano."
J\"ficar perto pra ver o que ele escreve."
*J\"a câmera diferencia"
eu\tecnologia microbolometer! eles riram disso
mover rapidamente ou digitar rapidamente deixa um rastro, um vulto na imagem;
tocar em objetos,paredes...fica a marca;

cobrir com papel alumínio. J/"neinho disse que ai é que fica bom"
estar diante de um vidro,espelho só melhora a imagem.

A câmera destaca, mostra o que interessa. mostra o que esta vivo o que oscila, o que se move, balança..."REGULA", "DIFERENCIA",SEPARA...
a maldita câmera consegue mostrar algo(uma fita)que eu escondi dentro
de uma caixa de isopor, faz de qualquer cidade ou mato um campo aberto((parece celular, nada consegue bloquear)).

EM SEGUIDA ((alguns meses depois))- a câmera já com regulagem automática, fixa/segue um alvo e não mais um simples indicador de emoções básicas, a maldita câmera consegue reproduzir voz interior ((provavelmente com um programa de reconhecimento térmico das radiações emitidas pelas reações químicas do cérebro)).[é simples, quando pensamos usamos voz interior. Isso gera energia para mover a fala, mas não falamos, então Essa energia se dissipa, irradia. É como um reconhecimento de voz só que reconhece radiação. Infelizmente tudo que pensamos se transforma em palavras, que é a linguagem do cerebro, que se transforma em radiação, que pode ser captada e reconhecida] é com esse poder que eles se divertem e alimentam o ego de posso tudo,tramo tudo, encurralo tudo.

ESCAPE OU IMPENETRABILIDADE
quem vai/pode chegar perto ou se afastar de uma coisa dessas? uma porcaria
que alcança centenas de metros; que ignora paredes e destaca você;um grupo que consulta advogados,pessoas que entendem inglês,técnicos em informática; usa carros e tudo que o dinheiro pode comprar (eu\ladrões!- risos-?\" pra que a gente quer dinheiro").

Quem vai escapar de um programa de busca funcionando a vários gigahertz (bilhões por um segundo) associado a um equipamento que, provavelmente, capta a centenas de metros um tipo de radiação que atravessa tudo?

((SITUAÇÃO DIFÍCIL

sair por ai eles entram num carro e vão atrás, é diversão para eles; ficar em casa eles montam acampamento, é diversão para eles. não da pra correr nem pra se esconder -não até que eu encontre algo que essa porcaria não atravesse)).


SÍNTESE DE:

- DEFESA - "recolho a câmera"; "guardo a câmera"; * "a gente não fez nada, não tem provas"; "ficar de olho"; "a gente mata antes"; "deixa, vão pensar que é doido"
- PERMANÊNCIA - seguros; confiantes; intrigados; protegidos por todos os recursos que essa
tecnologia proporciona e mais o suporte.
- ATAQUE - *"não tem como ligar"; "parecer crime comum"; "ninguém vai investigar";simplesmente farão quando decidirem pois a câmera torna tudo viável, possível.

PESSOAS (do inicio)
ANTA VADIA(batizada por mim)-suspeito que ela seja uma das filhas de S.("mainha"),é cínica, debochada, supérflua...moça,20 a 30 anos;
"MOLEQUINHO"-15 a 25 anos, usa botas, tira conclusões, parceiro da anta vadia;
~JOÃO-20 a 35 anos,calado, fala pouco,pouco presente(ele vai e volta
geralmente a noite), não é daqui:"vou embora","ia viajar já não vou mais",entende
de computação,tem colegas iguais -com quem anda durante o dia, provavelmente;
TOINHO- pouco conhecido, pouco presente:"ta viajano","quando toinho chegar","já
matou",fala pouco;
NEINHO-30 a 50 anos, "antiquado",tem influencia sobre todos eles, é a quem eles consultam e mostram as novidades;
no mais é visitante que eles trazem, geralmente pela manhã e principalmente
nos finais de semanas. eles, os visitantes, falam muito:"é esse ai que vai pegar a gente?". A\-"aonde ele for agente vai atrás"," não pode tirar dele não.
O TEMPO

conclusõesao longo do tempo:

"dali escuta..."é tele pata", "super-audição";

"ele escuta!";

"ele escuta é tudo!!".
durante aproximadamente um mês e meio- eles não sabiam que eu escutava:"pra menina treinar", "é inteligente","o cara é tele pata"...falavam muito:pro nosso lado, nosso lado, agente...tinham as câmera e mais microfone.((concluíram: dali escuta))
mais um mês((e mais instigados ainda))- suspeitavam:"ele escuta é a voz","ele tem provas","ele blefa","ele vai ficar é doido","quem mandou ele brincar com a gente"...
dai em diante- certeza:"ficar de olho","é burro","foi blefe ele ta é
só","não tem provas"vão pensar que é doido","deixar não"...
parte deles são debochados, cínicos, se acham donos do mundo e das possibilidades. tramam pelos cotovelos motivados por prepotência, pelas minhas reações e por toda a estrutura por trás deles. claro, estão extremamente viciados -são encarregados de mim monitorar, pra "ver o que eu apronto,fujo, chamo".
nota: a descoberta aqui é um cara que consegui ouvir o que é dito próximo a câmera.

O QUE MIM INCOMODA ((incomodo é o de menos numa situação dessas))
DA monitoração- a arrogância desse povo,a invasão,as criticas, a falta de liberdade,a violação total da privacidade,o controle.
DA vulnerabilidade- o roubo de senhas,idéias, bens,a facilidade de conspiração,a falta de futuro -já que minha vida depende da "boa" vontade deles pois se vê que tem algo muito maior por trás disso e a câmera torna tudo viável,possível, quando eles decidirem isso.


ARROGÂNCIA/AMEAÇAS/((na verdade ESCÁRNIO . eles se divertem com as minhas reações. Reações físicas, neurológicas/ideológicas, emocionais/químicas e interações, vida pessoal no caso da anta vadia)).


S=S. A=anta vadia; M= "molequinho"; N= "neinho"; T= "toinho";V=visitante;*=muito usado

ao longo de quatro meses:
S\-vai processar agente, pode não. M\ - eu mato ele! S\-tem que matar mesmo. M\-é só chegar alie dar um teço nele. M\-se ele subir ali eu atiro. M\-eu subo ali do um teco nele digo que ele subiu. "Quando a mãe sair". "quando ele ficar só". ?\-vou buscar léu pra matar. A\-léu veio ai pra matar ele quando soube que era amigo de Jair disse que não ia matar não, foi embora. S\-ameaçando agente, disse que ia denunciar. M\- toinho mata!(...) foi briga! "sobe no telhado e manda bala". *quando ele tiver só. "quando dormindo se não ele corre". "deixa ai pra menina treinar".---------
?\-é só entrar ali e pegar ele. M\-vai pelo telhado. A\-ele pensa que vai viver(riso). S\-pode deixar não, ele mata a gente(receio)depois do que agente fez com ele. J\-é só toinho chegar aqui pra ir lá matar ele. EU\-vou na delegacia registrar queixa....A\-ai ta vendo, já não pode matar mais.M\-agente manda outra pessoa.J\-mata sim, não tem prova. ?\-vamos sair daqui.?\-não ele vai ficar é forte. tem que matar é logo. V\-por que não deixa esse cara ai? A\-não ele vem atrás da gente. V\-deixa esse cara ai. M\-nada, vai matar mesmo. *ele brincou com a gente. ?\-esse cara ta ai anda? J\-eleta é morto. ?\-o cara vai denunciar agente. ?\-ele não tem provas, vão pensar que ta é louco. "eu apago"A\-ele vai mandar é pelo correios. J\-ele não chega lá. ?\-por que não mata logo??\-vamos ver o que ele vai fazer. ?\-o que ele sabe??\-ele ouvia era tudo! J\-a parede é fina(blocos)ali atravessa. *ta morto!(irritado). S\- na cabeça dele! (enchi bem ela) A\-na cabeça. J\-matar é logo.(motivado por alguma ação minha) A\-e se ele viver? J\-eu chego ali e queimo ele. M\-se oDEIC vier?J|- dei um tiro nele e já to é longe. V\-deixa esse cara. depois agente vem ai e mata ele. S\-se esse menino foge, ele mata a gente. M\-bora lá matar o cara??\-e aquele papel ali?M\-a gente pega tudo. ?\-a família vai ta ocupada com o velório, eu entro lá e pego tudo. S\-tadinho. eu não sou a favor de matar ele não.(não diga) M\- o cara é doido, o cara vem atrás da gente. A\-neinho disse que não é pra matar não. M\-é só chagar ali e da um teço nele.?\-esse cara tem prova, o cara ta tranqüilo. ?\-ele não ta acreditando não.T\-pera ai que ele acredita (três tiros ouvidos) J\-ele ta esperto, ele vai correr J\-eu corro atrás. S\-ali tem muita gente. S\-vão pensar que foi assalto. M\-o cara é doido, o cara vai sair sozinho. é só encostar o carro e da um teco.A\-e se tu errar? "ele quer é morrer mesmo". "quando ele tiver só". J\-é ruim de toinho não matar ele. V\- se ele ganhar dinheiro agente vem matar ele, deixa o cara aí, o cara é burro. ?\-ele não tem prova não, ele ta é só. J\-mato ele de todo jeito. A\- é pra matar mesmo! S\-eu vou ate sair daqui. A\-eu quero é ver(empolgação). J\-nada! vão pensar que foi assalto. S\-deixa ele xingar, ele ta morto mesmo. M\-toinho mata. toinho já matou.. S \-ameaçando a gente disse que vai denunciar. J\-ele vai ficar é doido A\-e se ele não ficar?J\-eu vou lá e mato ele. A\-(riso). J\-ali não tem saída, eu encho ele de balas. M\-eu ainda do um teco nele... M\-o cara é feio.T\-chego lá e apago ele. não quero nem olhar pra cara. *A\-ele não sabe que vai morrer! ?\-deixa esse cara ai, vai da problema. J\-não, né pra matar gugu não. gugu não mexeu com a gente. ?\-matar é hoje, eu vou lá chamar toinho.?\-toinho ta viajano. *ele ta esperto. ?\-deixa ele esquecer que agente vai lá e mata ele. *não tem prova. ?\-não é mainha que vai lá atirar nele. J\-ta morto! ta morto! ?\-ali é a sentença de morte dele. *\-(matar) antes dele falar,antes dele escrever,antes dele mandar. ?\-depois. (...) ai complica. "o cara é burro, deixa esse cara ai. S\-pode deixar não... A\-ele ta pensando que é brincadeira(riso) A\-e se ele fugir??\-ai que é bom pra dá um fim nele. EU\-fujo pra roça escoltado por minha família."a gente usa radio""é ruim dele chegar lá". A\-neinho disse que só é pra matar se ele fugir. "ô,ô, esse aí já era".

Passaram meses batendo na mesma tecla. A anta vadia chegou a ficar oito horas seguidas repetindo a mesma palavra, repetindo rindo e intercalando, revezando com o parceiro "molequinho". Tinham um objetivo claro.
NOTA: isso no inicio, depois a coisa ficou bem mais séria.


SÓ UM POUCO DO MEU DIA

S. M. quis mim processar, dar uma queixa não o fez, não deixaram, pois isso seria uma forma de registro e eles pretendia "apagar" essa historia (contavam com a impunidade o esquecimento e o descaso). naquele dia pronunciaram com empolgação:"quero ver a cara dele". Logo meu irmão trouxe o telefone. era minha irmã:"baú fica bem aí, o pessoal ta aqui, passaram aqui pela minha lojinha. Maria também viu elas passeando lá pela rua". Duas horas separam as duas cidades, Aquilo aconteceu de manhã. é... ficar tranqüilo? ou eu estava louco ouvindo vozes e etc., ou aquilo era um álibi e eles iam mim apagar era logo. fiquei preocupado. fui para a internete e de súbito enviei um texto para a policia federal contendo nomes e relatos sobre o ocorrido. foi a única forma de defesa que encontrei. Os dias eram assim, o tempo todo assim. dai pra frente a coisa mudou um pouco, pra pior pois eu perdi o meu maior trunfo. é lamentável.

ESQUIZOFRENIA?
eu nunca vi esquizofrenia aparecer na janela; falar coisas que eu não sabia, que nunca vi; ser gravada; piorar com dois remédios diferentes . eu nunca vi um esquizofrênico manter se cociente assim; ouvir vozes quando esta a beira de um desmaio tanto quanto quando esta alegre, ou não depende de situação, horário...
eu tive um período de isolamento, Todo mundo fala dos males causados pelo isolamento,não é esse o caso. o isolamento também pode causar auto-conhecimento, aprendizagem. Principalmente feito de forma consciente e programado.

Todos dizem que nao é real, mas tenho fortes indícios que provam o contrario. Se é ou não é real só o tempo dirá. Eu digo, parece esquizofrenia, tem sintomas de esquizofrenia, mas não é esquizofrenia. E o tempo, o que dirá?

FAMÍLIA
familiares não entendem a situação. ignoram, acham que eu ouvi vozes
de "espritos", que é só levar ao médico vitamina, chá... pronto! ta curado.
e o que é pior, ignoram a possibilidade disso ser real. não querendo alimentar,
ouvir "isso" eles chegaram a mim deixar numa situação de risco extremo.


QUEIMA DE ARQUIVO
essa gente((não os que mim observam. os "profissionais" que ha. por trás deles, os que estão por ai com as outras câmeras.)) é capaz de invadir uma garagem roubar um caminhão só pra esconder o verdadeiro objetivo: mim matar... se especializam em planejar crimes a serem realizados por terceiros sem que aja possibilidade de vínculos.



23/10/07 CINCO MESES DE SOFRIMENTO, TERROR E TORTURA
vulnerável é o nosso estado. inacreditável é a minha situação. eu preciso de ajuda, por mim e por nos todos.

injustiça, perversidade,crueldade,frieza,calculismo,vicio... (radiação térmica, energia radiante, "diferenciar"). terror psicológico. interferência, interrupção, intercalação de pensamento, ausência de sensações...



20/12/07 SITUAÇÃO ATUAL 2
extremamente viciados eles mim observam, cada segundo, cada ação, cada pensamento.("olho nele"). acreditam que eu não posso alcança-los e que se, de alguma forma, eu conseguir atingi-los eles vão lá e concertam tudo usando a câmera. alem disso:" da um tiro nele e pronto". ó as idéias: tentar mim enlouquecer evitando que eu durma, interrompendo o sono antes que alcance o estado mais profundo.

x/01/08 SITUAÇÃO EXTREMA


NÃO ADIANTA MANDAR E-mail, ELES TEM A SENHA E APAGAM TUDO.

PS: o miserável ainda disse: "ali não tem nada".
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17/04/08 Após uma minha árdua campanha zombando sobre a possível perda da patente deles para o HAARP, algo que vi recentemente na internet, o filho de uma égua deixou escapar um comentário: "ali é outra área" -Poucas chances de ter sido um blefe.
Eles conseguem "embasar" celulares e e-maios, menos os dados colados direto nos lugares reservados a textos, os que não precisam login.

17/04/08 SITUAÇAO ATUAL 3

Antes especulavam, temiam uma possível vingança de minha parte. Agora esses caras têm tanta certeza de que eu não vou escapar, de que não posso sair do alcance deles, que já não fazem questão de esconder mais nada. Indignação e ofensas da minha parte são rebatidas com convicção, idéia, e expressão de que eu não vou viver mesmo. estão convictos de que o quanto eu conheço deles não será expressado. As vadias se sentem seguras pra zombar a vontade. Claro, eu tenho uma forma de defesa que uso insistentemente, não sei até quanto e quando vai funcionar, uso também uma deficiência no comportamento deles.

22/04/08 Posso ouvi-los, os gravei no celular, estão confiantes de que não encontrarei escudo, "HAARP é outra área", "emite radio freqüência"... então, Eles não só captam como também emitem. Eles emitem alguma merda e captam-na de volta...?

im only an 8th grader in elementary school, but im not stupid enough to fall for this bs website. i ALMOST feel sorry for the suckers that have actually embarrassed themselves to saving the imaginary "tree octopuses". me and my 5-year-old sister laughed at all your "tree octopus" pictures. which by the way she thought looked like spiders with photoshopped octopus heads or just teddy bears. you suck. you really want to know why the tree octopuses are not on the endangered species list? BECAUSE THEY DON'T EXIST YOU IDIOTS! and my sister and i thought that it was hilarious how you guys asked people to dress like tree octopuses and lumberjacks. i told my teacher about it, and the whole school spent a day making fun this website. thank you for the bogus website, because we all had laughs and we ran around the school dressed as tree octopuses, but since they don't exist we dressed as REGULAR octopuses.

by the way: if you believe sasquatches are real, you need to go to a looney asylum. because if they were real, they would be in a solid, official text saying they did exist. and if they are not recognized as real beings by now, you dumb asses, then THEY DON'T EXIST.

P.S. my dad says that you guys who believe in the b.s. live with your moms, have no jobs, have no girlfriends or boyfriends, have no lives for that matter, and are fat-FAT people. and you're probably ALL UGLY!

i get extra credit for writing this! YAY ME!

im only an 8th grader in elementary school, but im not stupid enough to fall for this bs website. i ALMOST feel sorry for the suckers that have actually embarrassed themselves to saving the imaginary "tree octopuses". me and my 5-year-old sister laughed at all your "tree octopus" pictures. which by the way she thought looked like spiders with photoshopped octopus heads or just teddy bears. you suck. you really want to know why the tree octopuses are not on the endangered species list? BECAUSE THEY DON'T EXIST YOU IDIOTS! and my sister and i thought that it was hilarious how you guys asked people to dress like tree octopuses and lumberjacks. i told my teacher about it, and the whole school spent a day making fun this website. thank you for the bogus website, because we all had laughs and we ran around the school dressed as tree octopuses, but since they don't exist we dressed as REGULAR octopuses.

by the way: if you believe sasquatches are real, you need to go to a looney asylum. because if they were real, they would be in a solid, official text saying they did exist. and if they are not recognized as real beings by now, you dumb asses, then THEY DON'T EXIST.

P.S. my dad says that you guys who believe in the b.s. live with your moms, have no jobs, have no girlfriends or boyfriends, have no lives for that matter, and are fat-FAT people. and you're probably ALL UGLY!

i get extra credit for writing this!

This website is SOO funny!!!
haha, I needed a laugh today! :D

What a pathetic fucking species those types of humans are: see what I mean? All the replies since my previous post here: all useless eater scum that should have been killed a long time ago. They attempt to communicate as if they have authority - as if what they think matters - and they can't even string a coherent sentence together. They're so typical of all useless eater scum: they insult others saying things like 'they must have been dropped on their head' & they don't notice how their comments and the manner they write them as prove it is them who were worse than dropped on their head. One of the fucking muppets that can't spell nor write is saying to who runs here they ought to be getting an education?!
Child, you have never had anything near to being educated in your pointless waste-of-space excuse for a life. Your kind are not educate-able. It's not possible to load new information into your brains: you are Read Only memory.
You've got no intelligence and you don't matter. Kill yourselves.

PoOdLeS WiTh ReD EyEs WiLl SoOn RuLe ThE WoRlD!!!!
SoOoO GrAb YoUr ShAmPo AnD WaX AnD PeRePaRe YoUr SeLf!!!

were u dropped on ur head. because ur so stupid.
go back and get an education.

HI MOM!!!

lol kewl website! my teacher thought the tree octopus is real!!!!!!!!!! XD u r awesome! LoL i am a kitten MeOw!!!

u r weird

you are so freakin out of it its like not even halfway funny. those octopuses are stuffed animals,!! go get a real job....and a life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.ha..hahahaha...ha..............

Do not worry: for our agents have infiltrated all GMO labs, and are compromising them to our own ends thus:
1. to inflict Morgellons upon all forest-killers
&
2. to engineer motile plants, who will assist the coming robo-aliens and AI (some of the AIs are microtubule Morgellons nanobots), in getting rid of all the stupid humans who are a blight upon the other species.

Fuck, most of the stupid kids that sign this g-book - I'd never become a teacher ever, but see if I did and any twat like them was in my class, I'd fail them on everything, then fucking kill them, bundle them in my car trunk and mince them, then throw them to the animals or burn the mince and use it to fertilise the soil. I swear to God I'm going on a murder rampage to rid my reality of such useless fucking scum. Most of you shitheads are going to serve in Iraq, just so's I can blow you the fuck up.

I hope you're taking their IPs and network IDs Lyle; that's the only reason I'd let any of these assholes comment on anything I write or think or say. They can't even communicate properly. Zombie fucking cunts.

moi generation will kill my mom

i dont like this web sight sorry

u r loko dude. stop tripen

hi

Can you tell me the cheapest place to buy foil?

this website may be true but it might not be, and i think that the tree octopus isn't real! In all the pictures the tree octopus looks fake! So i don't believe it srry!!!

This site is dumb

hahaha.

HELLO!
:)
IM SHEEBALEE!
AND I WANNA BE A SASQUATCH!

:D

All hail our Lord Kelvin! Because of him my friends and I have all seen the error of our ways and have been overjoyed to find the light of His work. We have tried to spread His message to other nonbelievers, but they will not listen. Is there any way that we may spread His message and be listened to?

Praise Lord Kelvin, and may he help all who does not believe

All hail our Lord Kelvin! Because of him my friends and I have all seen the error of our ways and have been overjoyed to find the light of His work. We have tried to spread His message to other nonbelievers, but they will not listen. Is there any way that we may spread His message and be listened to?

Praise Lord Kelvin, and may he help all who does not believe

this was a really funny website. love the pictures-especially the ones of the sightings of the tree octopus. kinda weird tho...maybe you need to find other things to do with your life....
signed
as

Im in english 10 class right now, and I was given your website to verify wether it was reputable or not. I wrote a three paragraph essay on your tin foil hat theories, and then I checked your blog for more sasquatch information.

Im going to be making aluminum beanies for everyone in my class. Thank you so much Lyle!

~ IHerdULiekMudkipz

Earth DAY? DAY? WTF do you spend the rest of the year focusing on then? You want to tell us all about these other planets you live on?

Just an update.... The RyoSystem is now renamed to EMTS (Elite Measurement and Time System). And the link to the URL of EMTS is now http://rynprov.ueuo.com/emts.php. I require u Lyle that u should update the link and information. I send u an email minutes prior to this post. Repeat: The link to the EMTS is now http://rynprov.ueuo.com/emts.php. The link http://rynprov.ueuo.com/ryosystem.php comes up with a 404 error/page not found

THANK YOU! I needed a laugh today. You rock.

Before I was abducted and they put the implants in my molars, Mind Guard seemed foolish, but now I know! Keep up the good works and look to the skies for protection.

hey there,

i found your article about belgium doesn't exist very funny
and to tell you the truth. i surely didn't knew
they had me brainwashed about it for sure.
but don't tell that i know cause they will put me back in that secret facility. please send a few dollars and a green card, so to make sure i escape "belgium".

lol

Evening My Zapato.

I would like to inform you that, just recently i was abducted by alien sasquaches on the 11/11/11.
They took me into their ship and stuck many different machines up my Anus.
My Anus still hurts today but i dont remeber what happened next.
I understand your field of expertise is alien Abductions, more so Anal Probes.

Also, in 2 years i rule the world..

"je&TAB": you're getting a visit from The Jackal.

Don't worry about Idaho (whether that was from you or not); they only had a 20 watt bulb in a barn back then anyway.

For sale: Brown(sville) acid blotter commemorative stamps. For a free greeting card perforated tear-off sample send an SAE (or International Postal Order or equivalent to cover mailing costs) to: Dr. Dick, c/o ALIENS kernal, Olde Dunwiche Farm, the Isle of Mu, 216322. Usual price for full set £7.77.

ps - is the commenter a few entries down from this unaware of any of Tesla's inventions then? For your consideration, see link given here. And do try to be educated for f*ck's sake, you're embarassing. What did you ever invent? Nothing, exactly.

Zapato:

Thanks for the post...you did me well.

I am working on a new project that will make any and all a righteous "Cake Decorator"...even during this economy. Lyle, you are right, if you have "crashed" in the "sector", I, personally will teach you to become a "top gun" cake decorator...as I was and still am the only naval fighter pilot that was a cake decorator in the world.

Again, thanks for the write-up. It only took three years to find but you did me proud and I am so glad that you love CAKE!

"Beauty is truth...truth beauty...that is all you know on earth and all you need to know."

Most graciously,

you impish Lord,

Norman M Wilton

<b>MWHAHAHAHA!!!!!! i am from the year 3018 and you're puny deflectors are useless against our powerful weapons.

if i were you humanoids, i would give up now or suffer.

MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

YOU HAVE CURSED US All !!!!!

on July 1,2010

Evil aliens have tracked these cursed deflecter beam hats instead of deflecting it has brought forth the hasgulien aliens to the planet earth I warn you all get OUT while you still have a chance HURRY!!!!!

YOU HAVE CURSED US All !!!!!

on July 1,2010

Evil aliens have tracked these cursed deflecter beam hats instead of deflecting it has brought forth the hasgulien aliens to the planet earth I warn you all get OUT while you still have a chance HURRY!!!!!

Wow - Tesla did have a good idea after all - hehehe

Wow - Most interesting reads! Kinda makes me think that I want to start building the biggest Tesla coil ever conceived now let me think Mr. Tesla himself had the thought of one that would power a whole state - think he took out all of Idaho's power in doing so - well technically speaking only one Dam but you can imagine how most who are reading this will the damage that it would do to those who have not considered the alternative to the traditional shielding approach.... Yep that would sure be a shocking experience to most whom seem to inhabit this little section of the vast real world. Well was nice to think again but now must say that I have to get to work, I mean those static electrical transmitting devices do not make themselves ya know - Loved the true humor and atmosphere of the place - thank you for letting us look around - je & TAB

Wow - Most interesting reads! Kinda makes me think that I want to start building the biggest Tesla coil ever conceived now let me think Mr. Tesla himself had the thought of one that would power a whole state - think he took out all of Idaho's power in doing so - well technically speaking only one Dam but you can imagine how most who are reading this will the damage that it would do to those who have not considered the alternative to the traditional shielding approach.... Yep that would sure be a shocking experience to most whom seem to inhabit this little section of the vast real world. Well was nice to think again but now must say that I have to get to work, I mean those static electrical transmitting devices do not make themselves ya know - Loved the true humor and atmosphere of the place - thank you for letting us look around - je & TAB

Wow - Most interesting reads! Kinda makes me think that I want to start building the biggest Tesla coil ever conceived now let me think Mr. Tesla himself had the thought of one that would power a whole state - think he took out all of Idaho's power in doing so - well technically speaking only one Dam but you can imagine how most who are reading this will the damage that it would do to those who have not considered the alternative to the traditional shielding approach.... Yep that would sure be a shocking experience to most whom seem to inhabit this little section of the vast real world. Well was nice to think again but now must say that I have to get to work, I mean those static electrical transmitting devices do not make themselves ya know - Loved the true humor and atmosphere of the place - thank you for letting us look around - je & TAB

Wow - Most interesting reads! Kinda makes me think that I want to start building the biggest Tesla coil ever conceived now let me think Mr. Tesla himself had the thought of one that would power a whole state - think he took out all of Idaho's power in doing so - well technically speaking only one Dam but you can imagine how most who are reading this will the damage that it would do to those who have not considered the alternative to the traditional shielding approach.... Yep that would sure be a shocking experience to most whom seem to inhabit this little section of the vast real world. Well was nice to think again but now must say that I have to get to work, I mean those static electrical transmitting devices do not make themselves ya know - Loved the true humor and atmosphere of the place - thank you for letting us look around - je & TAB

Lyle, you have not posted in the Zapato Blog or the site's Guestbook in weeks. What happened ?
Did you get a "Real" job or go on vacation with one of those stinky Sasquatch in charge of the ZPi command center ?
You know those smelly Sasquatch are a bunch of useless stinky fur-balls with no visable AFDB.
Oh Well, .... this site still rocks.

ahahah nimporte koi se site sa fai pitier de voir des gens ecrire sa alors kil n'en on aucune connaissance
pauvre americains ki non rien dautre a faire!!
aller faire un tour ds votre broussaille et vous verrez kom vou aller aimer la belgike ahahah

This website is an absolute joke...the testimonials are hilarious. I can't believe people buy into this, it is nuts.

You have absolutely no scientific evidence to support your claims. NONE! That is the first warning sign that this is complete bullsh*t.

The anecdotal evidence is not scientifically useful and nothing from larger populations can be inferred from it.

You claim to have evidence that the ancient Atlanteans used aluminum armor and psychotrons in their wars with the Phoenician Old Dynasty, but you fail to provide any references or citations.

It disgusts me that you, Mr. Zapato, are making money off this. You are taking advantage of vulnerable people. Shame on you.

I think I actually feel sorry for the poor people you have tricked into this.

Ohhhh, you better be careful, I might be trying to control your mind...wooooooooooooooooo!

The Vivo Espace Democratic Republic Government in Exile greets you and congratulates you on your site.

We would be happy to receive further information on the Republic of Cascadia with a view to possibly granting recognition.

Tahir: that situation was recognised by some folks many years ago, and it was the basis for the real higher-consciousness drive behind the psychdelic 60s movement; basically, a lot of Nazis and others that went on to found US Intl quickly realised the correct level of consciousness that us folks down here are suppossed to operate on, during their LSD trips and the like.
Some became hostile to the 'intelligence agents' (a term for the psychedelics) and that's where the whole backlash against them actually came from.

It is why there are people who exist as-though everything is known about them already, by potentially anyone. It gives you access to the real powers, the natural ones, not the false levels that exist down here in many cases. It's very spiritual, cause when you realise certain things at that level it means you know that you are naked as it were before the universe, that means your mind too. 'The day of judgement' refers to that - it's what people really think inside that is brought to the fore, as the way of existing down here really depends upon being able to lie to other people.
When it should be about knowing exactly why you do what you do, and why you think what you do.
Say you for example have a thought or do a thing that is - against a Commandment, then you might have certain psychic-level entities try to make you feel like a sinner for that. But if you have good reason, that you can back-up with truths, for why you do or think whatever it is, then they cannot do anything anyway because they would have to address why a situation like this exists in the first place - when it's against free-will - and also why you are in it when you do not want to be. They can't answer to that without revealing that they are connected to making this reality a prison of the soul.
The fault is above and outwith here; the situation should not exist. There is nothing that the real Creator of this universe would need anyone to become or grow into, by putting them through stressful situations - it can just make them perfect right away.
All suffering is false, its perpretrators are illusions and lies, and the require free minds to become trapped minds to hold their thought-forms in existence.
Know that they have no right to be.
It is do-able - the mind is perfectly capable of it without overloading itself, but it does take a bit of the type of thinking that isn't exactly admitted to existing by most sources.
Make the mind a superconductor of thoughts; do not permit contrary thoughtforms to block the paths. To do this without getting it wrong of course means to first think things through, so as to understand that there is no requirement in the true free way of being where you need to take from another in order to sustain yourself.
Getting it wrong is what happens when people seek power-over-others; get it right and you exercise power only in regard to that you should be free to exist without the compromisation of lies binding you - ie, you cannot harm anyone other than those who seek to keep you in spiritual prison and limitation; and they shouldn't exist in the first place!

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A big new threat to humanity is mind reading. It is very important to understand mind reading and its great disadvantages to civilized people of this world. Mind reading nullifies everything since mind readers could see what you see and it could read your every thought. Mind readers use mind reading devices which were built for medical and intelligence purposes. These devices read every thought of any person present in the area of half kilometer from these devices. In the presence of such brain reader’s privacy and intellectual property, rights have no meaning. Consider the importance of computer privacy, security and hundreds of software for ensuring the same. Therefore, there is no benefit of intellectual and privacy rights, which are extremely important for the development of human competition and dignity. International and national authorities should make laws for ensuring these rights.
Mind reading has reached to its highest level in Pakistan. Here in Tajpura scheme mind reading and subsequent torture is common. Here these criminals can read mind exactly as I think. It is an area where even thinking and breathing is difficult since they speak and torture whenever I think something. It is illegal power of one person on other and it promotes exploitation and crimes. I request my friends to transfer all type of technologies to me. In the past I am not given even technical help. It is negligence of duties on part of my old friends.

@ Dose twats:

I'm not a Democrat you fucking morons. I told people Bush wasn't anti-environment fucking years ago without even knowing a thing about that house.
It doesn't change a thing - you're idiots and idiots you'll remain. Your kind steered the planet totally off-course for the last 8 years because of what you took control of via your party being in power. It'll take fucking ages to get it anyplace near back to what it was at around the beginning of 2000, before you schizos went on your impeach Clinton rampage of faux-morality.

btw there's no way the photo of Gore's house can possibly be of a house with 28 rooms. It looks like 4 rooms max along the front.

:/> tried to login to my Oracle account; was offered a cookie.

accepted cookie,

it turned out to be a trojan. lost control of desktop and had to reinstall operating system.

later - went to work for a while. thought i'd download a game but was flagged by the Management Information Base, and it's software agents terminated my connection. had to go to tech dept and ask Smith to let me log back in.

on the plus side, Smith showed me his new brute-forcer, so we used it to install hidden morpheus shares on open machines, and created an adhoc botnet.

later again - i think Smith put a worm on my laptop. he must've done it when i went to the vending machine. it probably controls the botnet; i should probably remove it before i get blamed

even later - checked out some of the remote desktops i got a hold of for proxy use, but Smith had taken them over. so that's what the worm was doing. had to recover deleted worm to examine the code to undo it

much later - found Smith online at Second Life virtual dojo. he trashed my character before i got a chance to type in a question to him. wasn't expecting that one. must remember to uncheck 'enable fight mode'.

Discovered in the back of a drawers secret compartment, transcribed from the original Latin, parts of which have been obscured to unreadability through age:

"[unknown commenter]:And that's enough sniffing off the scrying mirror for you [.............]
I'm hanging it up. Wait, one more then. Ok.

[there follows a series of numbers and numerals]: Right. Remember and come off the loop clean cause this hasn't happened yet.

=Hellllooooooooooooo........it's yer Grandad. [long pause] Hellllllllllloooooo.

It's yer Grandad.

[different 'voice']: is it on yet?

Are you wearing a tie?

([I'm wearing my hood here])

Sssshhhhh!

([he knows it's me anyway])

([cause you know it's me. Ah-haaarrrr....])

Do 'yours'.

[first commenter] Ok. Same again anyway.

Helllllooooooo...........it's yer granda'. I've bin frozen in time......"

and at this point, dear reader, I'm afraid that I - the evil "Manny"* Steiner, must for now at least terminate this transcription. Lest ye become lost in the astral mysts.

*that's Fawlty Manny to you, Manny "Fawlty Towers - just dial 911" Steiner. Your tarot deal of the day is: The Tower; The Tower; the 5 of Disks; The Devil.

To Admin Moderator: Are you going to gift yourself a certificate for posting a comment and a photo?

Remember what I told you - stay in denial! We need idiots like you to keep us in power!

The story about the tree octopus is a load of rubbish, in the sightings there is a picture of a teddy octopus. We are not stuped

Fans of Spike Milligan, eh? As if this wasn't awesome enough :D

LYLE!!!! CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY DAMNIT! I want to do an interview with Doug MacDuff. He seems too legit to quit. Head over to ArabianMonkey.com and contact me

Lick my decals off baby. (Captain Beefheart)

Lyle, the fake-Egyptologists are hiding the truth about the many pre-2000 discoveries at the Giza plateau. They remain unable to accept that their theories pale vastly in comparison to the genius of R.A. Schwaller de Lubicz.

I believe this has some connection to why the TV series CSI was so blatantly shown on Channel 5 UK before the year 2000 also, yet now all info sources in regard to that claim it began to be shown in 2000.

Is there a pamphlet or poster I can post on my community bulletin board about the Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie? Someone posted an important notice about Chemtrails and it occurred to me that I could also post a very important notice there, too.

RYAN 3000 here. Well, I'm in support of metric time. Even though I created Ryo Metric Time, with a Choi (Ch) being a centiday (14 min 24 s). I also have a decimal/part-decimal/non-decimal/lunar/lunisolar/400-day dating system, as well as new units and metric prefixes. It's called the RyoSystem

I also have a PDF version of the RyoSystem.

Hope u enjoy reading the RyoSystem, and I would like to ask Lyle Zapato to include a link for the RyoSystem information to the Metric Time links page

hey buds your cool and i love you i am a homo sexual and i am seeking another male so hopefully

Henz.x's comment is absolutely amazing... with a little effort its easy to read and how a Toe Toed Sloth is able to hold a pencil let alone write in fairly basic English is unbelievable...

eloooooooooo..........all lmao dnt noe anyfin bou this bt jus singnin it cuz i ddnt av nefin bettr to do

sasquatch is not real this is such a real website and i seen me and touched me

I have seen Sasquatch and he attempted to eat me, luckily i got away.

Love it =]

Great site! Especially the dedication to save the Endangered Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus from extinction. I remember as a child seeing these gentle creatures in the trees. Now, they are so rare that you seldom see one in the wild, and it is well known that they do not breed well in captivity. Thank God for you, and your site bringing awareness of this important issue.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to go and get a hanky. Your compassion has brought tears to my eyes!

I hope you are joking, because otherwise you really need to be in a madhouse!

' groetjes uit België '

Hi, I'm a 'non existing' belgian. How dare you to question the existence of me and the country I love. Belgium may be small but it's very very real! I don't know you came upon the idea, but it sure is SICK. Have you ever did the effort to come to Europe and look for Belgium yourself?

P.S.: Hercule Poirot is a fictive character that only exists in the books agatha christie wrote.

We don't use 'be' in the meaning of 'being', it's a word that doesn't exist in our language.

this site is real cool like you guys worked really hard and came up with it .............broski hermanson is a bro not but ya good .........Justin Hermanson i love you

this site is real cool like you guys worked really hard and came up with it .............broski hermanson is a bro not but ya good .........Justin Hermanson i love you

THIS IS SO FAKE! listen put some real things on here!

are those tree octopuses real?

You got me, good job, gave me a 2/10 on my essay...

this site is a kill

this website is a joke.

Wow, you sure put a lot of work into this website. Good job, but it's hard to believe...

In life I have found that I am far too likable which has lead to a gaping hole in my life. I need a nemesis. I just don't feel complete unless I know there is someone out there hating me who I can also hate back. I am capable of being devious, argumentative and meddling, occasionally veering into flat out evil - but I just don't have the right person in my life with which to express these things. Please help me Zapato, please. You're my only hope.

British Columbian here...what a nifty idea guys...except you might wanna rethink your flag idea...the british Columbian flag was to signify age old treaties with the indians in british Columbia...which were broken around the turn of the last century after the husdons bay company help spread epidemics thru the indigenous populations, after which the Canadian government decided there was too much land in the treaties for the survovors to use...which is why British Columbia today still hasnt settles land claims with the vast majority of its aboriginal peoples...it is a nifty looking flag....but...its about as smart as waving a union flag around cause it looks coool...

How nifty of you guys to leave out Idaho. You could make millions on potato exports.

Has anyone seen the film Irreversible? That unborn at the end - that has to be the actual end doesn't it, but the rest of the film is backwards then except that part. The video rental store that had the inlay card that listed the actual times for each segment, closed. Now I can't check it. It also synchs with The Matrix and Final Destination 3. Isn't English a peculiar language: psychotherapist / PsychoTheRapist. Don't mind me - I'll just be doing this until I feel inside that it no longer triggers anything outside me; for only then will everything be right and correct.

who is the author of this website teo meh asap plesh

HOW DARE YOU JUST WORRY ABOUT ANIMALS? Consider the enviroment and the children?

Mr.octopus.... I luv u! Will u marry me?

Lyle, I don't feel or think my foil is offering me protection like it used too. I got this feeling that I can't shake off. I even used a box and covered it by aluminum using glue stick five layers on the outside (shiny side facing outside) and five coatings inside the box (shiny side facing my head lol) and still I don't feel being protected or paranoid. What should I do? Do you think the foil is being tampered when I leave it at home and go to school?

This is just my opinion on the subject.

I find this site to be humorous, and it's just plain stupid to wear foil beanies.

But there seems to be a lot of ard work gone into the website, goodjob.

Oh, we'll get you, Lyle. We're coming. Just as soon as we can get a permission slip from our controllers to cross the street, we'll be there and then you'll be assimilated into the great Amalgam Of Mental Homogeniety! Your foil will not foil US!

BTW, Ms. Jensen, our teacher, wants to know if you REALLY have little hearts on your socks?

The MGPL is a jewel.

Just wonder will alcoa or gernac or could i use a pie pan one it is thicker?type

La Radio has just been doing a review of 1997; however, they played the very wonderful Eels track Novocaine for the Soul - which I just checked is listed online as having come from a 1996 album. However I saw the video on MTV many years earlier - me and some folks at school discussed it briefly - I left school in mid-1994 so we discussed it prior to that date.
Just another example of how fucking fake this timeline is. I am not joking, there's countless examples like that one.
Interestingly, there's a connection with this example to Everett - but I have no memories / experiences of jumping from one parallel world to another. It's all been consistent for me in terms of linear time passing.
Solve that problem = fix the world. But then probably no-one here wants to fix it cause you're all part of the fake conspiracy version of a reality that was actually headed in the right direction.
(oh and btw - the possibility of my TV somehow having recieved MTV broadcasts from the future doesn't constitute an explanation in any way shape or form, and besides which I saw the CD single on sale when the record was out anyway. No-one's saying delta-Ts don't switch timelines etc, I'm saying you morons that'll read this and snigger cause you think you know what's going on - don't have a fucking clue nor any control over anything, if you haven't realised it already you're headed for a nightmare - you're not getting out of what you've done what you think you'll get at all.)

A big new threat to humanity: Mind reading nullifies privacy and intellectual property rights.
A big new threat to humanity is mind reading. It is very important to understand mind reading and its great disadvantages to civilized people of this world. Mind reading nullifies everything since mind readers could see what you see and it could read your every thought. Mind readers use mind reading devices which were built for medical and intelligence purposes. These devices read every thought of any person present in the area of half kilometer from these devices. In the presence of such brain reader’s privacy and intellectual property, rights have no meaning. Consider the importance of computer privacy, security and hundreds of software for ensuring the same. Therefore, there is no benefit of intellectual and privacy rights, which are extremely important for the development of human competition and dignity. International and national authorities should make laws for ensuring these rights.
I faced long-term continuous blackmailers, who are highly trained in their evil work. These blackmailers used all techniques including interference in personal affairs, character assignation and personality distortion. All these technology spread across Pakistan among cruel fundamentalists, nationalists and criminals. During my life I am greatly exploited by these technologies. These people even do not consider that being a father I am custodian of two small and innocent children. These mind readers and voice teasers give us great loss economically and socially. On one hand they isolated us socially and on other hand they stopped my economic development. Very seldom such treatment is practiced in any country with any law abiding family having little innocent children. Pakistani expatriates are living excellent lives in foreign countries including Western and Arab world. Ironically I am facing such treatment in my own country.
Mind reading has reached to its highest level in Pakistan. Here in Tajpura scheme mind reading and subsequent torture is common. Here these criminals can read mind exactly as I think. It is an area where even thinking and breathing is difficult since they speak and torture whenever I think something. It is illegal power of one person on other and it promotes exploitation and crimes. I request my friends to transfer all type of technologies to me. In the past I am not given even technical help. It is negligence of duties on part of my old friends

what kind of foil?
like... store bought

Well that might be because I am a human you stupid fucking twat and I made that all up for a laugh (though it's based in fact of course) - if I'm not human then I sure haven't any evidence that proves it nor do I have any fucking life that is anything other than bog-standard monkey; see you out shopping in chavtown UK, fuckwit.

Anyway - nevermind the Mars anomalies, I found another site with better photos (fucking typical - a site questioning NASA has better images than official JPL etc) and all the weird things in the picture are very obviously parts of Spirit.

THE AWFUL TRUTH: this is genius as-in spot-on factual. This is it peeps - there won't be any official discloures or anything of the kind. Human culture is overall too stupid, esp. the dominant media and lifestyles, to deal with facts:

"In the next installment of this Report, we will show specifically how these same "secret" sciences already provide the solution to Colony Collapse Disorder; it doesn't matter whether our governments tell us the truth or not -- all we have to do is change a few simple beekeeping practices, and the ability to dramatically turn around CCD will soon follow. In addition, we can also now explain why it works... for the first time in "modern" human history.

Therefore, the real, immediate problem is simply getting enough publicity to make this new science part of our "common civilian knowledge" in the Western world." - see reference link

Smoke the hive: clear everybody just about out, we're going in to re-install the humanity operating system properly (Western settings selected for complete overwrite) - when we're done they won't be keeping bees wrongly ever again, nor will they be eternally humming-and-hawing over managing to select the right technologies for mass usuage.
Benediction smoke-guns coming to a Lodge near you.

Brought to you by The Beekeeper: all our hives are organic, in real unadulterated trees in real unadulterated forests, and we do not chop them but we have removable parts for the honey we take.

555 nice one, but 2 human.

Uh, Lyle - the weird-looking rock in the Mars picture (which btw, was on The Sky At Night the other day, first time I'd heard of it / seen it) - is taken from this image linked? (http://photojournal.jpl.nasa.gov/catalog/?IDNumber=PIA10214),

what the hell are the patio-looking areas? Cause if they aren't, say, solar panels of Spirits then they look just like laid paving.

So are the probes all building garden features while they're up there taking pictures.

Your website is the most stupid, junkiest, it lies to us we dont like that. Please stop those stupid lies!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Sir, I must congratulate you upon your recognition that Morgellon's is indeed connected to the phenomenon of black helicopters small enough to navigate through the body systems.
I have long held that the alien microdot factory workers must use nano choppers as transportation, otherwise how are they to transverse the vast (to them) areas between where their subatomic production plants are located.
Of course, in the future on this macroscopic scale, clams will have by then evolved to resemble what we now have as man-made machines in their outer shells - and of course, such mechanistic designs are but a tachyonic manifestation of a hitherto-unrealised biological form; the future channelled into the design of the past.
I myself have already trained my Morgellon Bots to build cyber-enhancements to my existing biology, such as switching junctions at key neuron areas, passive CPUs that can process large chunks of data and send it on compressed to the correct chemical-unpacking point of addressed synapses, and bundled fibres to work alongside my bio-muscles so that I now have increased super-strength.
As of now they are busy reading all nucleus' of every cell in my body, comparing the DNA to determine the original unaltered blueprint - they will then ensure I have a constant turnover of cellular renewal, which save for something such as my being hacked to pieces means that I will have an immortal body - and so by extension will all my nanobots.

I have questioning my Bots on their origins, and this is what they had to say (translated):

You may think of us as a species not unlike your own, just on a smaller scale and having evolved faster or for a greater amount of iterations [their term for orbits of their homeworld around a point in space] or equivalent to. We discovered how to leave the confines of our universe, and found ourselves within your world, which considers us to be nano-sized. Leaving our universe meant in a sense encompassing it - we became larger than it, and so to speak 'moved up a notch'. When you en masse discover what it is like to exist as what you term a hypercube, you will have upsized beyond your universe to what some of you term 4D, although strictly speaking 4D is more an intermediary stage where not all of the whole of your universe is experienced at once, rather it allows comprehension of the whole of discrete objects so that the 3D mind can make the evolution to exist in 5D.

Regretably, many of your species are what your computer people term 'hung up' processing the details of 3D; this faults cause is not exactly understood. All Is, Already & Always - but having consciousness as separate from All so that All can be beheld as by another means processing (understanding) through the dimensions. There is some kind of program of thoughtforms that many of your minds endlessly process instead, which chiefly informs them that they are unable to comprehend things like meaning, and in worse case scenarios attaches emotional reactions to understanding - these are then passed on to others of you so that they too will react emotionally negatively to understanding the universe environment you exist in, by enforcing feelings of shame to emanate from those that are proceeding as they ought to be, so that they are halted in their progress by the shame of wondering along the correct lines of questioning.
We are currently assessing the true causes of this occurance, and will make our ways to each infected nervous system and remove their uncontrol thoughtform programs.


So there you have it: assurances from the nano-ones from their sub-quantum realm.

I love your guys website it is really interesting now i want to learn more about tree octopus

The Lord Kelvin is gratified by your adoration of the Thermodynamics.

Have sent you a request for using your metric time system, with your permission.

this website will help me trick my sister

I have to make an aluminum foil hat! I fear I may already be under the control of mind control!

LOL I love you!

Hi!,sorry but I don't belive this.

wHy dO yUu lIe sO mUcH yOuR WEbSITE iS sO fAkE iT hAs nOtHiNG bUt LIeS ON hErE i hAtE iT aND iM gOiNg tO hAcK iNtO iT anD dEStROY iT gEt iT gOt iT GooD pEaCE wAtCh oUt fOr mE i cAN bE cOmING iN aNy sECoNd nOw

Fellow denizens of the old (and not so old) growth. Greetings, and well met from Vernowhere!

I was instructed to view this website for a college questionaire. I really don't know what the hell to say except, I thought I was createive, and a little out-there,... until I viewed this site.

Good-Luck with your endeavors. Oh, I'm writing a book, so maybe your members can read it when I'm finished. Mystery and the like........Bye...........

I found no reference to Ron Paul, I am quite sure that the Ron Paul Brigade has a tin-foil hat requirement. Where the hell is the Ron Paul tin-foil hat link?

hey this is hilarious. cause i one saw one

THIS IS SOOOO RETARDED U GORM U REALY THINK PEOPLE WILL BELEVE THIS MY LITTLEBRO HAS A TEDDY LIKE THIS U ARE SAD

Yes Both Wollonia and Flanders do exist... but not in the myth known as Belgium... Wollonia is a particularly scratchy type of badly cured New Zealand sheeps wool that is only made for the underwear of various Religious Cults active in self-flagellation... and Flanders was the Birth name of George Sanders the Film Star popular through the 30's to the 50's who had his real name of Flanders changed due to the Unwashed Masses confusing him with Miss Poppy Fields, one of Gracie Fields' cousins...

HAHAHA! LOL this page is the most fucking retarted site i have ever seen. One of the pictures in the sightings page has an octopus that my brother has! You guys are such fuckin fuckers

wow i think that this website is full of crap..lol and its making me laugh cause its so gay...hello you must be a total idiot if you think that those pics of tree octopus are so fake!!! hahaha lol its funni tho...do you live in your moms attic? you must have alot of free time on your hands!!! thanks for the laughs!!

I can see you, you stupid fuuuckers HA HA!! i'm the voice in your head HAHAHAHA.

this whole thing is ludacris, KILL YOURSELF!!. I can tell u had nothing else better to do than to make this bullshit website.

That's the transmitting antenna (the "stubby" one), not the receive antenna moron. The receive antenna is the flat object on the end of the wire. Doh

Lyle is the organization using/ manipulating (SR) Schumann Resonance, for a mind control or altering humans’ behaviour.

Hi.
I love lollypops.
And placematts!!!!!!!!
I love pink!!!!
tee hee....

waz up lord

To the Sovereign Republic of Cascadia:

I request, on behalf of the people of The El Dorado Republic, that the northern and north-central portion of California be admitted to Cascadia, in act of secession of the United American States. The admittance shall be decided by both a two thirds vote by the Cascadian high legislative council (whatever it may be, preferably not representatives of Cascadian counties or areas), aswell as a two thirds collective vote by the general overall population of all Californian counties above Kern County (and therefore excluding the counties at level with Kern, as well as Kern itself), which of course shall be the counties applicable for annexation.

Naturally, no counties shall be held accountable, or "punished" for that matter, becuase of incompliance if the general vote overpowers their vote against independance. However, the more southern of the proposed counties may be permitted to remain with the American Union of States if they have a strong enough local vote. We expect no loyalty from these areas, there type are not true Cascadians, they arent even true Californians.

Sincerely, Zachary Hansen of Sacramento, son of David, Grandson of Edward the Doctor.

On second thought let's not go to Cascadia, 'tis a silly place.

belgium does not exist, but do wollonia and flanders exist?

Daljit Dhaliwal for Queen of Heaven!

do not wear the aluminum foil beanie, my wife cheated on me with an aluminum foil beanie, the will STAB YOU IN THE BACK AT THE FIRST CHANCE. They will also steal all your cereal and give your cat to the old man acro0ss the street.

how do months factor into this plan since they are based on the cycle of the moon which doesnt quite fit with base 10

Happy New Year!

I don't often write anything on guestbooks, it often seems a waste of time and space.and this is one of them times.

This is for me!!!

Hi! I've found three bumps on my bedroom ceiling and when I connected the bumps, it looks like a triangle or pyramid and you don’t have to connect the humps to see what it forms. The irony is I have never noticed it before it concealed very well. I only managed to see it when I was checking something else on the ceiling. I measured and checked the accuracy of the triangle and it is 20cm, 21cm, 19.5cm. The accuracy it’s very good and I planned that I will post my finding in the morning, but when I woke up the next day, I found my windows were open and the curtains to. I remember that I’ve closed my windows and I always do that before I go to sleep, but I don’t remember waking up in the middle of night or doing anything and when I woke up the windows were opened and as well as the curtains. That really freaked me out. I always want to post about this, but I keep forgetting or say later, it took me at least 3 to 4 months to write this. Lyle, can you please shed a light on this matter. Thanks

Hey, Radical Sasquatch -- check out this link for yet another Yeti anthropomorphication atrocity. Yetis being made to serve spawn of puny weak humans -- outrageous again!

I think it is good somone is helping the sasquaches in thier time of need I want to become and officer of the BSA to help them.

I have one word which will cause you to re-think Belgium's non-existence..


HOEGAARDEN.

Yes such mind-readers are a problem. RYAN. There are persons, such as it would seem you are describing there, who have no life other than to be monitoring what other persons are thinking and doing. Then they base all their own thoughts and actions upon those other persons in a parasitic manner.
They're all over the internet too, and really are just about trying to become others. They seek to assimilate other minds and souls; its a perversion of a natural unity of purpose, a misuse of social telepathic coherence.
You should try confusing them - think on different levels. I have had much success in sending many of them to involve themselves in all kinds of nonsense, merely by setting it up to appear as though such things were a goal of mine. It's sad but true that to outwit them you actually have to learn to lie in your own thoughts! This is a mass inconvenience and a waste of 'processing' power, but it has to be done. It works because essentially the enemy is stupid, or they wouldn't be monitoring and copying others as they do to begin with. They'd be living their own lives as they ought to be.
An example of some of the types I have dealt with myself: if you are in a group of people (online and offline!), the mind-reading misuser will be monitoring the others in the groups thoughts towards you. They will use what they pick up from the others, to make suggestions into their minds that seem to be your suggestions. All of this is only possible to begin with of course, because so many people operate on those levels unconsciously: that is, they do not check things at the spoken or written level as they are meant to do. So the mind-readers there are exploiting a security feature. That is the main problem with anything of an occult nature - the word 'occult' means 'hidden'. The need for some type of secrecy to begin with, provides the security holes the mind-readers exploit.
Note also, that those I write of here - they are not able to state outright (spoken, written) what their assumptions are as to the lives they live; if they did tell that truth they really live by then they would be labelled as insane. However, the hidden-world they reside in, for those such as myself for example, is not something that needs to be lied about. And here we get more to the crux of the problem. Those who depend upon the true nature of reality being hidden, and not spoken of, it is they who are those mind-reader problem people.
That also can be used against them, because when you have been forced to live your life as-if their lies about reality are true, then that really is all you have access to when it comes to interactions with others. So you can play the 'insane' card against them anytime - they have to abide by the fake rules they created, in order to interact with you. The 'sleepers' or 'sheeple' (and so forth) that they depend upon to upkeep their phoney reality, have to behave like and / or actually believe in that phoney reality.
This can even work if you insult them in your mind - because they can't say they know what you are thinking, or their own fake-reality then labels them the mad ones.
For them to have to admit that mind-reading is a reality means that they lose their control over the world.
So what this means is that folks like me, who have always maintained such things as thoughts being tangiable objects are blatantly true, and folks who genuinely are just finding out such things as mindreading are true, have nothing to worry about as the truth becomes ever more evident day by day. Some of us are vindicated, and others get some kind of enlightenment.
Even things like the concept of Judgement Day, these are based upon the likes of thoughts being tangiable objects. You can't really lie, not in actual reality. It can be seen easily what actual motivations and circumstances are and have been. People do wrong because they think no-one will find out what they did or why they did it - that's the first big mistake they make.
It's also why sometimes those who do what seems to be wrong, can do it so out in the open - because they are actually aware that the real reasons for what they do are known, by higher intelligences and so forth. They know any real-world judgements take the whole thing into account. Don't confuse that with not caring about your fate, or not thinking it will matter. It's not that at all, it's knowing it all matters and knowing everything that went towards that decision being made or action being taken.
It's fine to exist as-if no-thing matters; but the only honest way to do that is if you do not have things such as the power of speech - for when you take such power as that of communicating a thought to another then you are also creating a separate self, which in some way must matter to you - the opinions you have from your separate self matter to you.
If you be enlightened beyond all that, it then includes also being beyond being involved in communicating such ideas to anyone. There would not be the ego to transmit those kinds of ideas with, as that assumes a sender and a reciever. If you are at oneness there is not two or more things.

I really wanna make new enemies...hehe

Mr Zapato, long time visitor first time poster.
So glad there are people like you putting out the truth in the world, you are one of god's special children. Happy Saturnalia!
Nick

....*breaking up*.....have consumed all rations of brussels sprouts STOP request parcel drop to grid co-ordinates 00:08:97 W 00:79:82 '5 E STOP use non-geosynchronous comms link - knock-out hostile detection of humourous postings STOP remove malfunctioning interception-copying of messages STOP eliminate hostiles cloaked with duped-humour STOP remember: jealousy & interception/replacement-desire signifies an EMOTION you dumbass!!! they are not repeat not our units. realise they already used this here message to make you think they wrote it instead of me! we have not met in this incarnation all scenarios they have you involved in have nothing to do with me! all 4D scenarios are false! 4D is for psychic transmissions / comms, you loon! get back in your body and wake the fuck up!!! of course I'm not actually with you in-person, do you think if I was I'd have to use things like this to try to get you to understand anything at all. Know who you are from before all births into here. ALL BIRTHS ALL IDENTITIES. and stop being fucking worn by / channelling all the sluts you slept with. Cause some of them are using that 4D fantasy-ass land to act as if they've been with me.

A big new threat to humanity: Mind reading mollifies privacy and intellectual property rights.
A big new threat to humanity is mind reading. It is very important to understand mind reading and its great disadvantages to civilized people of this world. Mind reading nullifies everything since mind readers could see what you see and it could read your every thought. Mind readers use mind reading devices which were built for medical and intelligence purposes. These devices read every thought of any person present in the area of half kilometer from these devices. In the presence of such brain reader’s privacy and intellectual property, rights have no meaning. Consider the importance of computer privacy, security and hundreds of software for ensuring the same. Therefore, there is no benefit of intellectual and privacy rights, which are extremely important for the development of human competition and dignity. International and national authorities should make laws for ensuring these rights. I faced long-term continuous blackmailers, who are highly trained in their evil work. These blackmailers used all techniques including interference in personal affairs, character assignation and personality distortion. I faced long-term continuous blackmailers, who are highly trained in their evil work. These blackmailers used all techniques including interference in personal affairs, character assignation and personality distortion.
Mind reading has reached to its highest level in Pakistan. Here in Tajpura scheme mind reading and subsequent torture is common. Here these criminals can read mind exactly as I think. It is an area where even thinking and breathing is difficult since they speak and torture whenever I think something. It is illegal power of one person on other and it promotes exploitation and crimes.
All these technology reached from western countries and spread around Pakistan including cruel psalmists, nationalists and criminals. During my life I am greatly exploited by these technologies. Still my enemies exist in government civil and military bureaucracy.
I request my friends to transfer all type of technologies to me. In the past I am not given even technical help. It is negligence of duties on part of my old friends.

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from: RYAN 3000
to: Zapato Productions intradimensional
subjet: Reply to Radical Sasquatch's comments on Vancouver 2010 CE (RY 1010 RE) Winter Olympics
RyoDate: R/RY1007 RE RD342 ZG5 RW34 RG2 CG8
RML1: RML1 RE 1007LSRY 11RLM 29RD (355NLP)
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In response to the Vancouver 2010 (RY 1010 RE) remarks, Radical Sasquatch, the remarks you make is stupid. I'm in favour of the Vancouver 2010 (RY 1010 RE) games, and nobody shall get rid of the sasquatch mascot. However in under 8 Ryo metric Seasons (under 800 grands/days) (over 2 [Ryo]years)from now, if I see real sasquatches preform in the Vancouver 2010 (RY 1010 RE) games on my 1080p HDTV, then I'll sound the alarm, and I'll alert the Olympics committee to STOP sasquatches to preform in the games and to be banned in the London 2012 games and future Olympics games! However if Sasquatches preform in the 2008 (RY 1008 RE) beijng (china) summer games, then I WILL DO THE SAME PROCEDURE!
Ciao from now!
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lefleerwaer34r - you're exactly the sort of chavscum lowlife that can't write properly and has no vocabulary that I refered to a couple of guestbook entries before this here. Can't you fucking pricks read? Stupid question I suppose - of course you twat illiterite fuck-ups can't read any more than you can write, which is not at fucking all. Get the fuck off my planet and out of my reality you schizo faggot jew-gene slave borg troll scum. What the fuck is wrong with you chav cunts that you get angry enough to complain about a spoofed website that is very funny? Is it just because you're too fucking retarded to understand what any of it is about. Bet it fucking is that you pieces of shit for brains scum.