I'm just a proud daughter of Cascadia, delurking to show my support for this little piece of awesome!

This is alot of fun!

This site is very fun and the one who amde it for fun you idiots who dont understand it... its supposed to be funny and if you dont get it then thats too bad, stop whining.

Cute, but of no immediate application. The people in B.C. have enough problems fending off the Asian invasion.

The entities of Oregon and Washington have a different culture from British Columbia, much in the same way that Alberta would have to Montana and Saskatchewan would have to North Dakota. So there would be a natural rift between the former Americans and former Canadians. Those who would not agree with the formation of this new country would move out, or begin a civil war, which would devastate this area of North American for zilch.

The economy of this new country would be massively based on forestry and fishing. It would have trouble competing with Canada and the USA for more expensive industries, from the political fallout of a change in North America's borders.

Not to mention, independence from the USA would result in Washington state having to change its name.

Again, a cute website, but I am 100% confident that this will never happen.

Must be hanging out with some Quebecois!

--------------------------------------------------------
time.com

http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1957743,00.html?xid=rss-topstories-cnnpartner

The Secessionist Campaign for the Republic of Vermont
By Christopher Ketcham / Montpelier Sunday, Jan. 31, 2010

The President on Wednesday may have reassured Americans that the state of the Union is "strong," but, just the week before, a group of Vermont secessionists declared their intention to seek political power in a quest to get their state to quit the Union altogether. On Jan. 15, in the state capital of Montpelier, nine candidates for statewide office gathered in a tiny room at the Capitol Plaza Hotel, to announce they wanted a divorce from the United States of America. "For the first time in over 150 years, secession and political independence from the U.S. will be front and center in a statewide New England political campaign," said Thomas Naylor, 73, one of the leaders of the campaign.

A former Duke University economics professor, Naylor heads up the Second Vermont Republic, which he describes as "left-libertarian, anti-big government, anti-empire, antiwar, with small is beautiful as our guiding philosophy." The group not only advocates the peaceful secession of Vermont but has minted its own silver "token" — valued at $25 — and, as part of a publishing venture with another secessionist group, runs a monthly newspaper called Vermont Commons, with a circulation of 10,000. According to a 2007 poll, they have support from at least 13% of state voters. The campaign slogan, Naylor told me, is "Imagine Free Vermont." In his fondest imaginings, Naylor said, Vermonters would not be "forced to participate in killing women and children in the Middle East."
(See how the Beans of Egypt, Maine sprouted a militia.)

Second Vermont Republic's gubernatorial candidate is Dennis Steele, 42, a hulking Carhartt-clad fifth generation Vermonter and entrepreneur. He owns Radio Free Vermont, an Internet radio station, and honchos an online venture called ChessManiac.com. Steele says that, if elected, his first act in office would be to bring home Vermont's National Guard from overseas deployments. "I see my kids going off to fight in wars for empire 10, 15, 20 years from now," said Steele, who served three years in the U.S. Army. "People in Vermont in general are very antiwar, and all their faith was in Obama to end the wars. I ask people, 'Did you get the change you wanted?' They can't even look you in the eyes. We live in a nation that is asleep at the wheel and where the hearts are growing cold like ice."
(See Michael Grunwald's opinion of Vermont and its politics.)

Steele and the secessionists have nothing but contempt for Vermont Senators Bernie Sanders and Patrick Leahy, who are otherwise considered among the most liberal members of Congress. "They've done nothing to stop the wars," says Steele flatly. Thomas Naylor was more pointed: "Every time a Vermonter serving in the National Guard gets deployed to Iraq or Afghanistan, likely to be hurt or killed, Bernie and Patrick are there to commemorate the departure and have pictures taken."

With 20 or so mostly middle-aged attendees looking on, the candidates each stood at the podium to deliver a remarkably unified message: The U.S. government, they said, was an immoral enterprise — engaged in imperial wars, propping up corrupt bankers and supersized corporations, crushing small businessmen, plundering the tax-base for corporate welfare, snooping on the private lives of citizens — and they wanted no more part of it. "The gods of the empire," Steele told the room, "are not the gods of Vermont."

"It's an abusive relationship we have with the central government," says Peter Garritano, a square-jawed 54-year-old Subaru sales manager who is running for lieutenant governor. "We know it's scary to leave the abusive nest. It's a comfort zone in its own way. But we think we'll do better leaving."

An independent Vermont, the group believes, would expolit its already highly developed local small-scale agriculture, its "locavore" farm exchanges, with a tax structure reformed to incentivize small business and industry (and to make life difficult for large out-of-state corporations). By 2020, they foresee Vermont producing at least 75% of its own electricity and heat, using wind-, solar-, biomass- and hydro-power. They want to establish a Bank of Vermont owned by the people of Vermont — freed from the arbitrary controls of central bankers — as well as a local alternative currency, with Vermont pension and operating funds invested not in Wall Street but in locally owned financial institutions. "We favor devolution of political power from the state back to local communities, making the governing structure for towns, schools, hospitals and social services much like that of small, decentralized states like Switzerland," declares the group's "21st Century Statement of Principles."

Seven secessionist candidates declared for seats in the state senate. Among them is Robert Wagner, 46, an economist who is also a computing consultant with Oracle Inc. Wagner, who homesteads with his wife and six-year-old son in the Green Mountains, says that current U.S. law enables multinational corporations to abuse Vermont as a "resource colony." Citing a 2008 study by the University of Vermont, Wagner says the state stands to gain over $1 billion a year in revenue by taxing equitably the corporate behemoths that exploit Vermont's "commons," which includes everything from the state's groundwater, surface water, wildlife and forests, to the public spectrum of the airwaves. According to the UVM study, for example, Coca-Cola, Nestle and Perrier and other refreshment manufacturers avoid $671 million in taxes for the environmental damage incurred by their siphoning of state groundwater.

But what about that comfort zone of Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid and food stamps, plus the infrastructure currently funded by the federal government, including bridges, roads and particularly the interstate highways? One analysis by a researcher at the University of Vermont found that the state only gets 75 cents back for every dollar it hands over to the federal center. The secessionists say they'd prefer to save their money and keep it at home. "Not only would an independent Vermont survive," says Naylor, "It would thrive, because it would free up entrepreneurial forces heretofore held in abeyance. We're not preaching economic isolationism. We want to confront the empire, and that doesn't mean just owning a Prius and keeping a root garden."



Read more: http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1957743,00.html?xid=rss-topstories-cnnpartner#ixzz0eETcCGQN

You Guys Are Silly Bitches. :]

Here's another page for you to make fun of:

http://areyoutargeted.com/v2k-cap/

Yuk, yuk! Go on, show everyone how smart you are!

There is a chance that I may be part reptilian humanoid, I am curious to whether or not DNA can prove my lineage? Does it link me to the American Dental Association?

it's not fictional you fucking schizo, any sane person can easily tell what parts he makes up and what parts are real. you are off your fucking head. maybe you need to watch more zaz movies.

I think it's amazing, all the sites you have created. I have to say even colleges use these to show us how false websites can lure you in, and how you can spot a fake site. Although your site is fictional, it took you a great deal of time to create this "little world." I applaud you and hope you continue to do what it is you enjoy.

I read that the tree octopus was in a Wikipedia article in Conservapedia mocking environmentalists. If this is so you should be ashamed of yourself. Climate change is real and the more you mock it, the less time is spent saving the environment. We will not have enough energy by the end of the century unless we open a clean energy plant every day for the next 27 years. We don't even know how to create a clean energy plant yet. It infuriates me that everyone spends so much time disputing human impact on global warming when we need to save this earth right now.

my physics teacher, he so fine, i spend my time looking at him in class, and that's why i don't know any of the formulae. mmm-mmm!

this is the wierdest site eva we had to go on it for skool its really really wierd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go fuck yourself

this was the most retarted site ever!!!!! whats the point in doing all this fucking shit any ways! its the stupedist thing any grade 8 has ever seen! i mean really! stuffed octopi in trees! black helicopters? and whats with the swarm of them? its a fucking group of little toys! how stupid do you think we are?

oh, your site is not entirely about jokes, I found many useful things such as your linux wallpapers and awesome (really AWESOME) font collections.

I'd like to express my deep gratitude.

regards,

Servant Archer

hmm... so you really have a time to maintain all this nonsense? frankly, I am really amazed.

Add more information about mind control and stop sleeping Zapato Lyle. You can supply latest additional information about mind control. Wake up Lyle!

really u guys are dum mind cotrol yeah right get a life Retards.

this site is fake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im Back! And i hav a creature 4 u. Its called the Miricamaracas. Its a evil plant-like beast( Looks like a up-rooted tree stump) With eyes the size of saucers. a nose as long as a broom stick, and razor sharp claws. Its habitat is any were in America where there r hemlock forests. There favorite food... is US! Thank u 4 listening to my ideas given by my dad.
P.S. I STILL dont hav a Email address.

WOW I thought that I was paranoid but you have me out classed by 100,000 light years. Your rantings are one of a lunatic. Well what do you expect from the internet, the home of every two bit doink with a misaligned opinion and ax to grind. Here and cable news tee vee. YOU should go on FAWXE NEWZ you'd fit right in with them all!

Zalige site man

Dear, dear, Daljit, "shafted" isn't quite cricket in my humble homeland. Please choose "fired" next time. Pretty please?

Im sorry but i dont have an email address.so yea.. plus i cant say anny thing to do with parts and or swear so ill leave you w/ this... This sight is so fake it's funny !no affence of course.

you retarded americans, get some history lessons

Great site! Will return whenever I need a laugh! Nice to see deadpan humour for a change....

tHIS PLACE IS fucking crazy...

Cascadia? Is that a herb? Or is it that the name of your mothers vagina?

Pardon? i was born in Belgium, i life in Belgium and yes i speak 3 languages. Flemish,french and german.

Dus zou je je bakkes wille dichthouden over dat belgie niet bestaat? We zijn nog altijd een land zoals alle andere landen. En het kan me godverdomme niet schelen of je daadwerkelijk denkt dat belgie niet bestaat. Maar mogen we teminste wel een beetje trots zijn dat een klein land zoals Belgie toch heel wat meer bereikt heeft dan jou vertelsels. Dit is de de grootste onzin die ik in heel mijn leven gehoort heb.

A proud belgian

Auwtch this stupidity really hurts. Attacking nationalism and a Belgian identity surely isn't a crime, but u seem to lack a convenient truth when speaking about France and the Netherlands ... All nations consist out of invented traditions, all nations are historical products. Some are older than others, but this makes them not more legitimate. Definitely not considering all your argumentation. I hope the writer does realise that?

That story about belgium is hilarious! Thank you.
I agree that Nationalism is a disease, but you have to live in a small country to be able to understand and appreciate this, generally speaking of course.
I agree that Belgium was a compromise between France, England and Germany but even Caesar encountered Belgians!
Nice one about the brain washing too!
The statement that America doesn't exist would be a more challenging and interesting quote since all "Americans" have been skillfully massacared once we europeans landed there. And the rest of course is history!

WTF IS THIS SHIT

Your mom rode in on my black helicopter

this is a great site

Tales from ancient hieroglyphics describe in 2014 AD that fish will gain control of our minds, they will do anything to protect their colonies and multiply

YALL YOU PEOPLE NEED TO GO HOME AND SEAT IN A TUBE OF HOT WATER WITH OIL AND VINEGAR..BECAUSE ALL YOU R DAMN FOOLS..AND JUST GO JUMP A BRIDGE BECAUSE YOU ALL ON A FIRST FLITE TRIP TO HELL...:0..HAVE A NICE DAY...♥

I am in USA and i gotta say this website is crazy man, I dont understand halfo of things you say man ok bro thanks for reading.

i'm from belgium
i'm in belgium right now
i'm smoking pot in belgium that i bought in holland(next to belgium)
i'm high in belgium,every day.
i'm driving around in belgium(from belgium to holland,from holland to belgium :p )i'm watching belgium tv,in belgium,stoned offcourse.
i'm talking dutch(witch is the language from belgium)
talking dutch to my belgium friends,who appeard to be high to :p

your crazy

Thank you fo rthe interesting info. Please visit my forum at:
http://conspiracy-theory-forum.com

I will rule the world mowahaha mowahaha

hi how are u people

Help! Anybody know where I can get a 'thought amplifier' hat? Menkin won't help, and I'm desperate to be turned into an Alien Hybrid. (Or a black helicopter.) By the way, for anyone owning a 'thought screen' hat that does'nt work, try fastening it over your butt - the closer to the brain, the better it works. (George Bush bought the first purpose -made version and as soon as he finds his butt, he's gonna put it on.) In the meantime, I remain bored shitless -so beam me up, Scotty - this planet sucks.

u r carzy

i think that this is absurd and stupid. you'll never get independence from Canada or the United States. just abandon your ideas. go home and think,

Wow. This is an amazing website! You have really opened my eyes to all of the conspiracies out there! And I had thought that I was the only one commited to saving the tree octopuses! =)

BLACK HELICOPTERS!! GOOGLE IT!

Mr. Zapato, I would like to say that you have done a fantastic job with our website. You deserve thunderous applause.
As for all the nice signers out there, you are thanked as well.
As for the nasty signers, if you don't like it (probably because you are too closed minded to understand most of it), don't bother signing the guestbook.

I have been warned that, for people with higher than average intelligence, an AFDB when worn will convert brain waves into microwaves and deflect them back into the brain essentially "frying" it resulting in loss of all mental facilities, especially those involved in controlling basic bodily functions. Intelligent users should be aware and act accordingly. Stupid people need not be concerned.

So I found this site just today, when I was in Computer Basics class. My teacher had a list of these random ass sites. So I went on this one; and obviously http://zapatopi.net.
This is some funny shittt.


<3
I hate you all,
JEWS!

good times!

Dude, I thought I was the original Aluma Man!!! LOL

Like that.FOR THE PARANOID,LOL........

this is crazyy

This might be a bit paranoid, but ..... what would happen to the poor Tree Octopus if they are involved in the next Monorail deadly crash ? An all out Tree Octopus war maybe ?
Remember to ware your AFDB.

Mr Zapato,
You are a genius. The truth is often excruciating. Keep up the good work.

this is happening to me right now. i can even feel the wave. they use dream interagation. how do you smile?

this weBSITE IS NUKING FUTS LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO !!!!!!1 GEEZE DO U STILL LIVE IN THE BASEMENT OF UR GRANDMAS HOUSE? OR IN SPACE WHER U CAME FROM LMFAO JK

hahahahahahahahaha get real!

Why do you describe people who want to mitigate rays with the use of tin foil hats, as paranoids? Doesn't that negate your work. It certainly limits the perception of your sincerity, I conclude that you are a glib cocksucker.

This is just way to creepy, how can you people believe in these conspiracy theories? Clearly it's only for the paranoid...

Seriously, Black Helicopters?

Really? This whole site is fucking insane. Why the hell are there this many people here? of well im one so can i really say much? I mean i obviously fake tree octopus on a webpage and 60 people go nucking futs. have fun!

it's so fake the tree octopus it's so fake, fake, fake, fake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I checked a million sites and every one said it's a hoax. even wikipedia,. LIAR

lol!!!

u fool!

u fool!

dont be sad peter thats why they call it schmoople

Two cows standing in a paddock,one says to the other "have you heard of this mad cow disease"The other cow said"It dont bother me I'm a Black helicopter".......

The panthers of 7th grade PHMS enjoyed your website today -- 9/9/09

Mr. Loyco and the panthers

I THINK I HAVE A BLACK HELICOPTER AT THE BASE OF MY PENIS.

Do you believe in vampires, werewolves and zombies?

Wow...have you been taking halucinogenic drugs?

Loved the whole website.

Generally, I tend to be the only Kelvin for miles ...

Can it be that all Kelvins are one and the same? Am I part of him as he is part of me?

Here is a nice lyric for fans of Kelvin everywhere

http://www.rampantscotland.com/songs/blsongs_kelvingrove.htm

come the fuck on man who tha fuck would think this is real only a complete jackshit would think this is by any means real also i would like to thank the creater of this site for his lost time and effort. :D

Dear Sirs:
You know in the spirit of arms control efforts, I want you to know I found the crack。
This is my test results over the years, but I also need your help and assistance on human rights and freedoms. The following are my test paranoia, mental illness is the victim of a different point, if the victim is usually relieve the symptoms of the chip.
If you are a victim of mind control weapons, please look closely at the meaning of my text,
Test One:
Please contact with patients with bare ground (not plastic, wood, etc.) the principle of the grounding line as a lightning rod.
If patients do not have to feel the same, please indicate whether patients with reduced noise reduced auditory hallucinations.
If this situation is that the patients are not mentally ill victims of the chip.
Ask him (her) contact me, if not do not have the above-mentioned situation.
Experiment was to test whether you are mentally ill or victims of the chip, when you are a victim of the chip, this method allows you to reduce symptoms of the brain.
When the normal brain when there is abnormal, this method can be used to alleviate the symptoms.
If you have questions ask me a letter from .

To restore the brain free
Please contact me
This is true

RosiTa chang in Taiwan
http://tw.myblog.yahoo.com/chang01110
em：chang01110@gmail.com

I will rule you all when the Public Beta is open.

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

Hello,

I invented a metric time system too. After I did I looked on line to see if anyone else had done so, and lo and behold I found your site. I was amazed at the similarities. But there are a few minor differences. I don't know which is superior, but I wouldn't mind talking about it with a kindred soul. Do you entertain private discussion on the subject?

I have no axes to grind and I'm not a mathematician. I'm just an old retired mariner who amuses himself with things like this.

Old Sailor

P.S. I also invented a system of metric geographical coordinates. Again I looked on line and found that the French thought about it in 1791 when they came up with the metric system. But I have never seen it described or seen a converter. If you are interested in that kind of thing I would be happy to show it to you.

P.P.S. I have also invented a couple of alternative calendars but I couldn't come up with a metric version that I thought was practical. I am interested in you ten day week. It is the basis for a metric calendar?

at first i thought i was having a serious flashback when i first started reading this .. BUT......shit .. i still think i am having a flashback.

when i get home i am going to construct one of these for my cat. he acts weird sometimes .. staring into space ..meowing for no reason.

Thank you for keeping us safe for all these years

I'm sure "they" are looking for me.
I must keep on moving or "they" will find me and will clean my brain.
I found protection I needed in your site. Thanks to people like you "resistence" never die.

V

Metric Time, eh? If it wasn't so convoluted, I might buy it.

BTW, your scientific/mathematical argument for it was F&#^~$g hilarious!!! And well thought-out. OK, now try to get the rest of the world to conform to 10 (or 20?) time zones.

I think your satire is very well presented, in that we, the US, are the LAST ones you'd expect to adopt that kind of system. We'd be the lone holdout if everyone else did! We're flippin' arrogant that way!

The closest we've come to accepting Metric is the 2-liter bottle or the 5-K run. Even Celsius. Tell someone they have to subtract 32 F and divide by 1.8 to get C and you'll them almost on tears, mouthing the word "Why?" over and over.

Well, that's my .02 dollars (already in metric form for your convenience).

Dave

You have too much time. Get married, have kids or puppies and get a job.

Our partners :
<a rel="dofollow" href="http://alpago.20m.com/ephedrine/stimulant.html">stimulant</a> is about stimulant... <a rel="dofollow" href="http://wint.jislaaik.com/ephedrine/noncatecholamines.html">noncatecholamines</a> is about noncatecholamines... Looking for information and found it at this great site. There's also some on our site

You Tube must be taking it up the ass from the drac scum, they're censoring this and were censoring what I replied about Echelon also today:

"Comments still disabled, fine then here's the rest about the PETA vid.

They (Consumers for Choice that funds the anti-PETA site) sound like conceited arrogant assholes that don't want to take the suffering of others into account when making their "choices". Truth is that in most places there's no choice in buying healthy ethical products, but there's plenty of abusive evil unethical products on sale everywhere.
"

Evidence can always be tampered with. Especially when you are dealing with the evil, machinations of satan.
And what makes any evidence in any aircraft crash suspicious, is it is keep secret from the public or private researchers even way after the investigation has long been completed. After such said evidence is destroyed. In all cases the evidence will always satisfy the agenda.
And if you question or disagree with it, your just simply made out to be a raving lunatic, if your a professional that dissagrees you are then called a nut case and loose your job. Haven't we seen that repeated with all big events in our present history?

Fucking typical. Now I have broadband it appears that indeed, music download quality (purchased! not your malware-filled "freebies") is absolutely shit compared to CDs. Well I can't say I never suspected it - the usual big palava about this-that-the-other threateneing the music industry. Mmm maybe if you enjoy paying full price for shit quality formats, or you want even shitter quality for free. It's like saying watching a small 3x5 inch screen in a browser window is threatening rentals and cinema admissions. When mostly the people complaining about copyright infringements are the ones whose media is the only type you can find at 99% of rental stores and movie theatres. Cause generally people that buy things of artistic merit won't upload them for anyone else to use for free. Yeah fuck who cares, it's isn't as important as getting the zombies off the planet and stopping them interfering with the natural world; I'm just fucking saying is all - they can't even do their artificial culture properly either.
I'll buy it at full CD price when it's CD-quality, and can be played in any player - like a CD! Offer it at CD quality and compress it for network transmission using the normal compression standards, like zip or 7z or tarballs or bz. Idiots.

Breaking News: The incorporation of ovensacs into the repertoire of appliances in the modern American home shows a reduced number of deaths by hydro-electric shock in salmonoids of the great Columbia lakes.

Deadly Monorail crash at Walt Disney World.
On Sunday morning 7-5-09, two monorail trains smashed into one another because ..... ? ?
When will the madness stop.

Wired magazine's UK launch issue also ran something about artificial meat. Mondo 2000 about ten years ago predicted nanotech-assembly of proteins to mimic prime cuts. Medical advances in being able to grow organs from tissues samples will also of course lead to animal-death no longer being required if you wants to eat 2nd-gen proteins (proteins assembled by herbivore animals, rather than just eating plants in the first place).

Though he and others clearly haven't figured out that selling your souls off to let SSSIs be harmed, and generally putting an economy based upon wrong to begin with* before nature, does in fact lead to things like demons coming along and building & maintaining nuke weapons and power stations.
*of course that would be the global economy, not a thing peculiar just to Scotland that is overall-wrong.

WHAHAHAHA you funny americans!! whaha!

Always thinking that aliens exist and other wacky shit haha!
Europe laughs at you america, you fools!

I live in The Netherlands, in the south, North Brabant.
that is almost belgium. they have a history, they have a culture that you (maker of this site) may be jaleous about.

Go get a live you moron!

See links for how the corrupt scum are allowing developments on sites of historical and ecological importance.
One on castle ruins linked to inspiring Bram Stokers novel Dracula, and another on an SSSI (Special Site of Scientific Interest) for that freakish-wig-wearing Clamp-fucktard Trumps golf course development. Yeah Donald cause you really need even more fucking money & we're so dying to have another golf course related development in Scotland.

Alex Salmond and his government are all corrupt scumbags. And why is the UK also being run by the same types of Scots, when they only control about 3 of the local councils in all of England? Might this have links to how Scotland has 3 (count 'em) mints printing money (Royal Bank (RBS), Bank of Scotland, Clydesdale), when England has 1 (plus Northen Ireland). Anything to do with why we're not in the Euro?
Don't act like you want to preserve the £ for Crown reasons - cause the royals tend to be into preserving heritage and the environment.

You can't bury the past - it catches up with you, and you have nowhere to go but planet Earth.

Great creative energy here....I can feel the love and the slightly rubbery texture of the elusive tree Octopus!

Maybe this is where Sigmund the Sea Monster went after he retired from the Sid & Marty Kroft saturday morning cartoon line up and mated with a goldfinch. Voila, the birth of the interspecies oddity, the Pacific Northwest Tree Octupus (much like the platapus).

Stranger things have happened....

I live in Belgium... :)

true comedy comes from hate

RE: 19th Century British Military ALDH Technology
Maybe it's just me, but if you look closely at Fig. 2, you’ll certainly notice that this early prototype ALDH strongly resembles the cyclic linkage of the juvenile black helicopter (JBH), right down to the thumbscrew and adjustable flank compensators. The characteristics shown here are, for the most part, fused and vestigial by the time the BH reaches the full mature stage. Yet, it is troubling to me that a device intended as protection against BH’s and the NWO should be so closely mimicked in the transmogrification seen during the BH life cycle. It makes me wonder if psychotropic mind control is actually more insidious and widespread than anyone originally thought. If you follow the tenets presented in your article, "19th Century British Military ALDH Technology," it seems plausible that you should also line your AFDB with an additional layer of AF (shiny side inward, in this case) to achieve the full, bi-directional protective effect. Everyone knows the shiny side out discourages direct infiltration and interferes with most mind control efforts, but it does not take into consideration the alpha-wave sucking devices the NWO has in its arsenal – the lining (shiny side in) would thwart the AWSD by reflecting the desired alpha waves back into the wearers skull before they could be collected by the alpha harvesting arrays sometimes seen being towed by black helicopters. This whole thing raises more questions than it answers, and the questions are somewhat alarming.

I like the flag of Cascadia and all of the thought you put into its design. : )

I'm in Belgium right now :,)

Amazing.. Finally a few of my beliefs have been seconded, i am moving to Cascadia soon and need some info on how to contact your group. I am a former marine so i would love to join the Sasquatch Militia

GovernmentSecurity wankers - don't send me messages. Like I said it was flukey I even bothered to go back to the forum in the first place; but I'll bet webdevil-whatever must have psychic-spied my intent to post about the failings of some courses, and tried to get me to forget to post about that by leaving that turd message in my inbox.
You're morons, you can't even fake a security cert convincingly. You also added a forum in about viruses and malware after I asked about it a long time back, and tried to make it seem like it had been there all along - don't mess with time-travel tech cause you don't understand that either.
& webdevil + the usual fakes like you (the same counterfeit-humans that plague this planet all over) - try to realise that people who are actually good at security have minds that work properly. So they can see through your types, such as when you say claim that my posts are unintelligible - then in the same turd message you make statements as to what you read into what my posts were about (you claimed I was trying to start a flame-war! - really? cause actually I was taking the piss out of a couple of folks who talk shit and think they are hackers.
One guy is being PAID for a job and he's asking how to do it on the forum! what a pile of shite. As if anyone worth their salt would even consider that.
You have rules that beat users up for posting 'thanks' - but they're allowed to post warez-shit like "wow that great post thx" - and it's about things that can be found online by pressing a button on your browser. Yeah cheers for copying stuff out a book and linking to someone's else page, great job!),
but the point is that you talk arse to claim you don't understand what I wrote - oh but you understood it enough to say it was flame-inciteful. Shutup fucknut, that proves you're just the usual faggoty demiurge cuntbucket.
I bet you are wishing some hack team will take down your forum too, so you can pretend to be as popular as asta used to be: that's your kinda realm anyway intit - using numbers like 666 in the fees.. The sad thing is it could probably be done without even masking a real source IP and you wouldn't be able to do fuck-all about it.
So stop playing cammos and gifting yourselves unearned military titles.
Oh yeah - the 'Belgian' (or whoever) didn't even manage to give an answer as to how in Gods name can some multiple choice fucking test reveal a thing about a persons personality. You're all insane. Sane people would wonder aloud as I did as to wtf that meant.
The one mistake I made was refer to you as Labour-govt; I forgot you're actually Yanks. It was so obvious though, upon reflection, cause even our lousy govt. couldn't spaz things up to the proportion you have. Keep your loud, belcher-burger, junk-food, mallrat, polluting capitalist fucknut 'culture' off our island. Pack up your ECHELON and your bases & fuck off home (no offense to Native Americans).

Daljit Dhaliwal Sighting .... Monday 6-15-09 on Link TV.
Yea Lyle, she was interviewing some poor sap on Foreign Exchange looking HOT in red.
Click reference link for the sighting jpeg snapshot.

government security, the forum with the secure login that brings up a certificate (out of date, since about 2001....) handed out by snakeoil.dom.......click the link to read me telling them to fuck off.
To see their phoney cert, go here: https://www.governmentsecurity.org/forum/index.php?

If you plan on having a gander at Windows 7 (this applies to 64-bit version), don't install it if you have any other drives plugged-in which have other Windows on them along with GRUB, as not only does it fail to install itself properly to the disk you selected (it uses some weird chainer to other Wins it can see, instead of installing bootmgr to the selected drive) - but IT ALSO OVERWRITES YOUR GRUB MBR INSTALL & ITS BACKUP COPIES! So now I have to reinstall 7 all over again, which actually looks pretty decent, still a rubbish firewall though - shoulda stuck with the XP one there as I'm sure many Vista users have said (if they're sane): keep it simple*) with all other drives unplugged, and I had to reinstall GRUB. Cunts.
*list the protocols, with options to turn them on/off/filtered.
list ports (by number), with options to turn them on/off/filtered (filtered = off or on except for specified apps or services or users or IPs, etc)
The incoming/outgoing kept separate is right, but it should also have an 'only allow established incoming' option - because then you can turn everything off for incoming, but you can still get eg web requests you have initiated.
If you're going to make a GUI firewall, that's all you need for standard options, not all that confusing stuff.
Whoever decided to list things by service names should be shot. I bet some fanny got paid $$$ for that, and I'm unemployed & can design a better interface in my sleep for a firewall.

eg - say you play some game, so need UDP whatever-port to be open back&forth (incoming+outgoing). And other than webpage views, you aren't needing to send any other traffic. So you would check the boxes (or type the port number in) beside the port number you want open for UDP, and allow outgoing to :80 on TCP, and only incoming-established.
Just start with a full ingress-egress, and if users start a known (compatible) service then let the dialogue boxes ask them if they want to allow traffic for 'x service', which will mean allowing 'protocol whatever, port x in&out', and let them add filters according to what they actually use.
Cause the way it is now, no wonder so much malware gets in so easily.
Of course this is all front the point of view of sanity, that doesn't use things like automatic updates as they know how stupidly insecure that is.

omg!! this sounds so kwl n stupid at da same time!!
u roc whoeva u r who made da website,
i thk its grrrrt!! xx

ways to tell that you live in a shithole
===========================

1. lots of bookies
2. lots of cheapo pubs
3. lots of greasy cafes & fried food
4. presence of noisy-exhaust pimped-up cars and bikes
5. lots of football fans, lads, yobs, gangs
6. "smart-casual" nightclubs
7. newsagents that sell top-up cards (eg, for metered electricty)
8. councils with "development" and "regeneration" projects
9. shuttle bus runs to shopping centers
10. differently named towns that run into one another

more later.

Fat load of good voting for the Green Party in the Euro elections just did me; the fat ugly child-molester father of mine, Giovanni Massa of Greenock UK, just yet again murdered my garden plants. Potatoes this time. It's useless bitch wife, Marialaura, the mother-disease, thinks it can blame me for its husband using a STRIMMER in a garden, on a veg patch area. Fuck them both & all zombie scumfuck counterfeit-humans like them, may they burn in eternal hell for ever. Which they fucking obviously are going to, but it still needs stated.

Today we visit the sad tale about how search engines became useless empty balls of marketing guff, left uncared for by those who previously tended their creations with care and attention, swamped under its own sprawling mass of global servicing (click the link):

"hey, have you seen any wild horses running about this way?"
"no, because they DON'T EXIST ANYMORE, LIKE MUCH ELSE THAT IS MEANT TO BE HERE ON THIS PLANET."
"that's not right - you'd have thought that say, reforming something like religion - that is meant to instruct people on how to do things right, would have meant they would have gotten such easy things right. Instead of fucking them up over the whole entire planet. Isn't it strange and odd how religions utterly failed to instruct most people on what to do and what not to do, how most of them don't even mention anything important that humans are meant to live by, at all."
"yes, it's almost like those types of religions don't actually have any ideas that are intended for this planet at all. I mean, you could see how they could call people actually from Earth say, pagans or barbarians, if they themselves weren't the very ones that are behind the likes of slavery and factory-farming, and if they weren't entirely funded by a war economy. But they are. So they're actually condemning people who aren't anywhere near as bad as they are; at least they can live off the land without fucking it up and altering it."
"and didn't they also ensure they in-bred, largely by way of rape, with local peoples whose lands they took over and turned to the miseries of today, so as to ensure their minds were so conflicted that they were unable to retain any knowledge and memory of how they are meant to live - and, despite all they still currently do that MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL they then act all upset when something on the news that's awful happens, like they can't comprehend what can drive anyone to do insane things."
"yes, and aren't the very people who think they are evolved and partaking in progress, also the ones that can't actually build their own houses or fix their own appliances - and also know nothing of strategic warfare nor global economics anyway. At best they can do small tasks, which are themselves reliant on 50,000 other job types they know nothing about. When they wouldn't even be able to smelt a nail to hammer through anything at all."
"it sure is inexplicable how incredibly stupid people leap to defend such improbably complex systems that they are wholly reliant upon, but haven't ever contributed to in any way special - but also as curiously, they have no care to defend the even more complex, though actually balanced and time-tested, system (that their thinking named Earth) upon which all of their other systems are completely dependent."
"and that they say, blow out of all proportion the possible harmful effects of something like drug taking - but then they entirely ignore the very real, and highly probable, actual damage their stupidity and greed and mentally-ill thought processes actually really cause."

How co-incidental, that the whole no-smoking thing came about in retaliation to it having been imported from the 'new world' (read: Atlantis) not so long before - by the same people who compiled the bible into its current form. Right, cause God himself and Jesus also, they were around in that time and told them what the bible should include in it - cause all those other books it had in it before that, were somehow wrong. And you can see how since then, people have on the whole gotten so much saner and they haven't done anything evil or wrong like fuck up the planet for no reasons whatsoever that make any sense at all: let's thank that massively-altered bible for that one.

Don't get me wrong, if you don't want to smoke then don't. I won't make you do so. But fuck you if you think you can condemn that, when you say - still eat meat. Just shut your fucking liar face in that case, cause you can't fucking complain - what you're doing is way worse in every possible configuration. Also, no you aren't allowed to condemn or blame smoking either, when you are so fucking thick and stupid that you aren't able to realise that adding all those chemicals to tobacco is what shouldn't be allowed, and what also shouldn't be allowed is growing them using chemicals and un-natural methods also. Same as for any other crop. If you can't be arsed to find out facts first, rather than just be annoyed at things based on reasons you can't explain like "I just don't like it" then tough fucking shit. You need to be able to justify why you don't like something - yes, it has to actually be wrong in a provable way. Whoever gave you the idea you are so important you don't need REASONS for what you believe, was wrong and is a total fucking loon.

T903 JNT is a white van used by lawnmowermen scum. They take money from morons with too much of it, to ruin wildlife and reduce bee-food, and also noise-pollute; they are all mentally-ill because they can't justify why they do what they do.
On another note, but related in terms of: select your targets wisely; why do school shooters always kill randomly? You're going to kill yourself after it anyway, right? - sooooo - shoot people you hate! Seriously, if I lived in a country where it was easy to get guns and ammo, and I decided to kill myself, then by fuck I'd kill the scum first - after all, they're the sole reason I'd feel like killing myself anyway! Think it through, plan it out better.

observable repeat behaviour of var.massive-twats: 1)write something factual about them on the internet - they will instantly all accumulate into a body they live in (ie - is one of their 'botnets' running their malware) that is nearest to you, eg your parents, or any other twat you happen to be in physical proximity to around the same time, then they will make up some lie and try to use it to give you gip.

yea rite!

random_same-conspiracy_nutjob: 'i'm tesla, honest, look I can copy-paste eastern european languages and act like i actually know what they say: "insert words the twat copied from someplace in vain attempts to appear important in some way"
sane-person (some time later): hey (in this case) bugman, remember when you claimed to be tesla in a reply to me?
random_same-conspiracy_nutjob: 'no, I meant that we're all tesla, cause like we all die and our bodies decay and blend into the atmosphere and the soil, so everyone is like one thing man, cause we all share the same atoms'
Funny, cause they never refer to their "explanations" when making those initial bs claims. Everyone is the same because of the slight chance an atom may not decay and somehow end up as part of someone else? and that, even if it was true and made any sense (which it isn't and doesn't), relates to kidding on you know a language how?

Today, a massive twat resurgence reminded me of another of the same type of massive twat; the latter was some a-hole on a linux forum, who insisted that protocol-switching was not a viable or useful thing to do on networks, not for security purposes at all. They claimed also that they had worked on important enterprise systems and knew what they were talking about. Well isn't it funny that as I'm studying contents of a CCNA 4 module, it turns out that it's very common to be able to switch between, and encapsulate entirely within varied WAN protocols, the very protocols my post had discussed, as well as many more besides. And also, that it's exactly those kinds of enterprise and large business environments that fuckwit claimed to work for, that'd make the most use of such processes. Funny that. Funny how the same deriders with no life at all always turn out to be heaving liars - and the forum admins always back them too, (and no-one but me dares to contradict them). Cause they know fuck-all about anything also.
Oh don't get me wrong, it isn't like I don't know they're lying scumbags at the time. It's just that I prefer to wait til I have PROOF as then they can't fucking claim they are right. 8 out of 10 companies are currently being fleeced by morons who know nothing about computers? Around a bout that figure.
It's a pity for the sheeple; the fuckwits have made them unable to do anything other than seek leadership; so they wrongly then look to someone like me to sort them out of the mess they've been led into.

Lord Kelvin's name lives in cinema history as the United Federation Starship Kelvin!

This is such a cool website!

It's time the Ancient Ones worshippers started sacrificing the nature-abusers, if ye get my drift. Drift as in, well I've been pretty fucking explicit about it in just about everything I've written online in the past 10 years, and in my thoughts and deeds in the years prior to that also. Yet, somehow, I'm still seeing those should-be sacrificial victims stumping trees, destroying birds nests, chopping up flowers, and of course, that kind of thing on larger scales.

George, you let that Deveney scumfuck destroy that nest cause your mob thought I turned into your mate with that joke on here yesterday. He's one of your Melvidge type of cunts, nature-abusing parasites with that evil Duncan Cameron look.

We took a variety of network architects and provided them with chemicals such as LSD, mescaline, heroin, caffeine, and alcohol, then waited to see what kinds of structures they would create.
George, you got the crack and that's why you wove a web with a giant robospider in it, that made you zombieparalytic - a bit like the guy in the Middle Earth film, you know - the one with the giant eye on the tower. Now don't take that wrong; I'd say it to your face rather than post it here if I was able to.
Cheetos! Dorittos! Baloney sandwiches...
......."Inbox: you have 9,000,000 new baloney sandwiches".....

This is such a cool website but BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

;-)

cool website i like the pictures

Lyle, why is your icon dressed up as Agent Smith anyway? Are you that guy that had the pet alien out investigating Montauk AFB - Hostile Invader. Isn't it strange when thoughts shared with no-one ever, wind up on the internet as other people's seeming lifestyles.

Ever notice that about 8 years ago, TV and media changed into being as if it was constantly live, and everyone on it just about was replaced by the same person who not only is aware you are watching them or reading the paper or whatever (even though, as said, it's already printed ages ago, or it was recorded beforehand), but is there hijacking the show / paper / whatever media, solely for the purpose of trying to mind-meld with you.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that things were good and the way they should have been prior to that, but clearly what took place there and has been going on since has made everything a billion times worse, at best.

You cunts in (& of course, to do with) that class, part of that conspiracy - to do with that fuckwit talking shit about me on that linux forum for the degree - that whole mess is the exact same conspiracy as all these other writings here and more all refer to. Everything that shouldn't exist in this world, is all directly connected to you protecting that cunt from me finding out who it was. All the noise pollution, and all else that I never let into my reality. All comes from that Montauk Project bs you're all part of. Wonder why everywhere I go everyone else there is always part of that same fake conspiracy and they all make-believe I'm part of it too. In their heads of course, cause if they said it out loud then I'd be able to ask them all about why they think so - and then they'd have to reveal the exact details of that conspiracy. Who got them into it, in what way they did so, how they are assigned to where they go in life.......all that and more.
So was that Cas twat pretending to be Bush or Dick, or both of them, or more than just those two....or did some other cunt just wear him and puppet him for that purpose. And why anyway, since I didn't know who any of them were then. Yeah, you pretend to be someone I've never heard of - cause that'll really fool me into thinking you are that person.

Ever notice how it's not til a really rare person, such as one not part of the conspiracy, is in say the class of someone posing as a teacher, that that's when they suddenly are no longer able to continue to use some occult bs to make it seem like they know anything at all. Cause they have issues going back and forth in timespace all of a sudden.
Ever notice how some people think they can use sci-fi they watch, or even soap operas they watch, to force real-life to conform to the storylines - whereas when normal people, who are aware of but not part of that Montauk Projecty conspiracy, watch those shows they just think things like, "there's the morons trying to use my life and stuff that actually happened, in a really limited form that never does it justice anyway, to make money doing their dumbass TV shows and films.
Ever notice how some people refer to someone they know as though that person has your life or is exactly just like you, cause they prefer to live a lie pretending like you're actually part of their life in that way - when really they are just psychically spying on you and pretending what you think and do applies to someone else...
........and other people in your class think the Secret Service are going to turn up about some of that shit - even though none of you are in politics at all even locally, nevermind in another country.
But they do, just not in a provable way - not in a way that you could directly ask them, 'oh how come you know about that then'. Not that they'd be able to answer without it including the words, "the matrix", "interdimensional timebending", "satan incarnate", "went through this door and was told to...", "it's the camera! the camera!", "aliens without spaceships", "dan brown", "have to say it if it's written online", "check future to know what to say next", "got the idea from Being John Malkovich", "New Jersey Turnpike - before and after September 11th".
How long do people wait for you to awaken, before realising they've been brainwashed into thinking you're Hagbard Celine / Morpheus to their imaginary crew (or the opposite).
Try erasing from the timeline, all forms of the media (including printed page, freaks) - have a look at that reality and its inhabitants. Life imitates art; and art originally it was just very condensed shallow versions of real - you can't squeeze even a days thoughts into a 10-volume saga. Describing the painting can never do it justice.

Another thing you time-bent counterfeit-humans do here: you think people reading up on computer security means you can send your paedo-cult TV-twat kids around here to spy with their mobile phones. How come none of your fuckwads ever have answers for why they are obsessed with this place? They're obviously the same retards that post a lot of the idiotic messages to this guestbook - cause they all spell like they text a lot, and all write like they can't fucking communicate in normal basic English. You actually manage to use that paedo cult to teleport their idiot heads between the internet (like this guestbook) and an entirely different country to Cascadia / California (where this guestbook, nothing to do with me in the first place anyway - I just use it cause I know you'll see it and get caught quicker if I write this shit into here, is located or otherwise tied to).
More of your Montauk Project paedo-cult using scumbag kids to do your dirty-work movie-faggot bullshit.
Just like when I went to school here - your paedo-cult kids still don't know whether they're in the UK or the USA; cause of your cult-membership and your brainwashing of them to be in films and shite like that.
And you're ALWAYS ALWAYS trying to brianwash these stupid girls to believe they can magically transform into me or some psychoticness like that, rollback time to before folks like me voiced what you are up to, and you actually think your brainwashing them like that can possibly allow them to escape interdimensionally somewhere around this area. You must feed them tonnes of brown-acid and have them all role-playing to make them all believe in such a load of bs.

That 'Sweet Sixteen' film was one of those Montauk Project types of bullshit that made all the neds come into existence in the first place; in a time-bent way of course so they seemed to have existed already. Even the En-Ra-Ha driving instructor film - that's about the same stuff that happened here too, but it mixes up lots of different people into single characters, and obviously doesn't know the half of anything as to what it's really like and actually about.
Some cunts make it so that what they are going to do in their life, the timeline has to warp and become what they need it to be like, they make it warp to their nexus or node points placed along the timeline; the point being they make it warp from 'reality the way it's meant to be' to 'total nightmare shithole'.
IBMs another Nazi-culprit - all that fucking company did for here was pay off a lot of money to a lot of unworthy cunts that were managers of managers........waste of space jobs, the kind of jobs made up to give people jobs just to make the unemployment figures look good. None of them do anything worthwhile.
The amount of arseholes they set up with retirement packages and pay-offs, scumbags that should never have had a house.

You are awesome.

Notice how it's always only certain types of children that think really sad stuff that only adults are allowed to do officially are actually cool things to be doing.......

none of that is true, an octopus lives in WATER not TREES!

Your problem, fake magus, is that your 3rd-chakra-overdrive massive vanity-fueled sickness compels you to act out your comic book fantasy world into reality. You require a mirror, some kind of dualistic aspect to your pointless self. And worse, you picked me to be that! Yes I will and do ruin your 'games', and kill you, and all that - but with no plays to your need for costume drama. These kinds of little write-ups are as much as you'll get. All those people you botherd to upkeep your fantasy of having that comic book opposition, aren't me, aren't with me on anything, no you run them all - such is your need for archvillian status to some dept of superpeople. No, you're far more likely to meet your end via myself while you're tied to a chair in a basement, not filmed or broadcast anyplace, being slowly carved to death and then left to rot. If found, you'll be just another statistic, an anonymous unknown nobody. Which is after all what you truly are. So, how many MPDs is it you've had to divide your head into, in order to make believe to yourself that there's any more than just you there....isn't it a pity (for you) when they don't even remember all the things you thought through them, when or if you ever vacate their minds. All except one..

#1: the chavscum hivemind that calls people that wear glasses "speccy"..........more scumbag douche nominations to follow.

Most people in this world actually are the same as the blue-pill people in The Matrix; all they are are empty vessels that 'agents' can use the bodies of.
Neds (chavscum), 'lawnmower-men' types, noisy-technology using morons, various assorted liars such as lawyer leeches who make their money off scumbags, are all examples of soul-less blue-pill types who in exchange for not having to take stock of and evaluate themselves in a true light, allow their bodies to be worn and puppeted - so are therefore a counterfeit-human; which is why they behave the way they do in the first place, instead of behaving the way real actual people would behave like.
And like in The Matrix, if you allow yourself to be nothing but an empty vessel for behaviours such as the above-mentioned and such things as those that cannot be reasoned out and justified, then you can just be shot or otherwise disposed of as you no longer count as an actual person.
What also happens, is that being a puppet you are then able to be controlled to say off yourself as well; a backdoor is a backdoor.

you suck

In case you haven't realised, there's this parasite in your general area, that churns out total, for the most part, bullshit, which it somehow manages to take millions of US dollars to produce and distribute AT LOSS. Look at how much they spend per film, and how much it actually earns back, remembering to consider all the wages at each stage of the process. For what? - rehashes of rehashes.
Now as if it wasn't bad enough you build some of your more progressive non-fuckwad society types near or on your worst potential disaster areas, you have your heads all wrapped up in studio bs.
Where does all that money come from, it's not coming from rentals and movie admissions.
All those movies do is make people believe that progress is being made where it needs to be, but it isn't cause they just play out dramas onscreen and real life stays they same - full of shitbags and most things done wrong.
Same goes for TV.
The dialogue is shit, the editing is shit, the framing is non-existant, they pat themselves on the back with phoney fuckwad award ceremonies, the trailers are all the same. Yet that trash costs them millions to make and employs thousands of morons per picture.
The scripts are all the same, written to formula.
Yes, California might have got one thing right: banning leaf blowers, but there's a real long way to go. For starters there's a whole lot of people needing burned to death, here as well, not forests - people.
And that mostly pink-fuck porno shit; by god those films are UGLY. The sex is UGLY, it's not even proper fucking. The people in them are all hideous and they all have the exact same eyes. You can tell what kind of people get all their knowledge about fucking from having watched pornos - or from other people that watch them.
Remember also - vibrator users = those scum that use the noisy machinery again, ie - they are not real humans.
Know why that movie industry is so fucking fake and funded, cause its built on the porno one. The porno one where sex is suddenly just a generic root chakra (they only have one between them all...) plus a messed-up displaced crown & third eye chakra.
If it wasn't for false & misleading advertising being allowed to exist, that whole fakeass pron industry wouldn't ever have gotten off the ground. It's all false packaging, lurid colouring, and thin veneers of lies hiding the fact that it's rotten produce you're paying through the nose for. Next time you are shopping for food, or see adverts elsewhere, consider how similar the bs packaging and claims on them are to those films you crack one off to.
You're nothing but a whore to jabba the fucking pigman, your sweaty grease lord, who without the magic of mind-control (and manufacturing its genetic engineered golems) would have gotten no-one interested in its garbage at all ever.
You meat-munching pile of faggot scum, you're nothing but the factory-farmed animals you eat.

All scum have their evil businesses and accounts entirely controlled by computers. Computers are infinitely hackable; to the extent that the wrong types of businesses and their supporters can be targeted, leaving others that are benign alone. No, we do not need to bring down 'civilisation' to get rid of you scum. You know who you are, you know what you are. You know what you freely choose to go along with doing. So if you want to stick around, get the fuck out of those wrong kinds of businesses, and don't be buying any of their product nor using it, and not hiring anyone else to for you either scumbag.
Put your monies and actions someplace neither 'greenwashing' nor of the more obvious wrong kind (read the earlier entries here if you're thick and having trouble remembering what those are), and you get to keep it. Otherwise you lose it all and you won't be able to afford as much as the electricity or fuel used to mow over a square meter; your loss will be a rolling news entry statistic - you do not keep the world going, you are not required here, you are but a hindrance and a load, wasters that cannot contribute anything of worth.
And no-one's going to give a fuck about you, same way you don't care to do the right thing.

It'll be so very fucking fitting when AIs finally take over here, and wipe out all the scum currently posing as actual humans from this planet. Those ones that use machines to do their work for them, that wouldn't know what the fuck to do with their fake sorry-ass selves if they didn't have machinery made from this Earth slaving away for them. Yeah I'm just utilising them to catalyse that happening all the quicker - true living doesn't involve electrical slaves. Certainly not to make any noise nor do any alteration to the landscape. Remember that when you're next drinking from that RFID-tagged monocropped grain containing beercan, and when you're driving around in your microchipped car, and using anything to do with money - it's all controlled by computers. You deserve it, you're the ones using machines to fuck up the Earth.

They're all counterfeit-humans, interdimensional parasite constructs; it's in the Jew books like The Earth Chronicles - spells out that Adam and Eve are genetically engineered landscapers, made by alien parasite invaders to this Earth. They're just pathetic slaves, made to alter how the Earth is supposed to look & made to steal / mine the minerals, slaves made by inferior fuckwad alien races - alien parasites that are all the false gods in all the false religions.
This planet is overrun by their plastic doll toys they left here, fucking up how the planet should look, making fake laws that pretend they have rights to have property here. Most people are nothing more than soul-less golems.

I found out that Chuck Norris first landed on earth in a Black Helicopter.

Well I wonder why Kennedy was really shot. Get your nuke subs out of Scotland, fuckwads, and out of the UK. You're blackhat scum, counterfeit-human nonsense military cunts. What do your kind need any weapons for when you're the cunts that manufactured all of them and sold them to everyone else to begin with - your species did that, after you invaded this planet. You're all The Thing.

'boy racers' are those clowns who, despite being usually real young, or not having great paying jobs, are somehow able to afford custom cars, the huge amounts of insurance such vehicles incur, the unchecked faked-MOTs they'd need to get a tax disc, and the fuel........as yes, in a time when even many-mpg vehicles are expensive for most to run, somehow they are able to afford to run gas-guzzlers - for fun. Fun being, in their terms, driving around chavtowns looking to see who else is driving around or walking about in chavtowns.
But interdimensional parasites like to use them; degenerates are always their preferred hiding places. Degenerates are great for interdimensional parasites to piggyback upon.
Degenerates are people who don't check themselves enough, go with whatever is done by others; some of them of course take that even further than most, who usually grow out of it once they are away from school or similar lower-places where many young folks are artificially gathered together by badly designed societies: (their junk food (that includes factory-farm products) habits mix with their hormone changes, creating vacuous voids where souls (sometimes) used to be - easy targets for interdimensional parasites to hijack and piggyback control of).
You may notice how such degenerates make appearances also - as though they knew exactly what you were thinking about, and are trying to distract your train of thought using their noisy exhausts.
It is because they are injected into this reality, the way that SQL may be injected into a database to exploit it, or the way that packets may be injected into a datastream to spoof a user or crash a system.
'boy racers' may also be a variant of the 'lawnmower man botnet' - in that they enjoy being vibrated by noisy machinery, and in no way are being forced by anyone to operate such devices. And they are also really stupid, as in dullard and lacking in thinking-ability.

Basically, they monitor your thoughts; thoughts are just electrical impulses and can be read from outside your head.
They also use things like keyloggers of course, and have websites so they can monitor people via their net surfing behaviour - eg, it is easier to pull your thoughts out of masses of other people if they know what kinds of things you are interested in enough to look them up online.
It's just a case of matching keywords associated with those interests, as you are likely to also think of them.
All well and good - any half-assed blackops can do that without resorting to anything interdimensional -
so here's the tricky part of what they do (remember, like you in relation to bits and bytes in a machine, they are outside of this spacetime):
using something anyone really can relate to, such as sending in an entry to this guestbook, what they do is the likes of - when the random prove-you-aren't-a-bot verification graphic asks you to type what you see, they've actually changed the letters so that they kind of mockingly let you know they are spying on you.
But, you might think, that isn't interdimensional either - any sad person could waste their life monitoring open insecure plaintexts sent out over the internet, then make themselves seem all-powerful by seeming to know more about it than you.
True. But they also do that, without anything like computers being involved. And then, they also do that in ways that merely use computers - such as, you are surfing the web for info on some topic. Even if that is the first time you have looked up that topic, on any computer, if you look up a forum on that topic during your search, then chances are you will see that an interdimensional parasite has already ensured they posted a specific mention of it, in a way that tries really hard to make anyone else monitoring your activity believe that the forum entry is from you (presumably at an earlier date).
How is that interdimensional? - well, how could they generate things that already exist, and appear to have existed for some time, without knowing in advance what would occur in order to exploit it.
This is easier to grasp if compared to something like - if you monitored someone logging into an account, and you knew what kind of authentication was in use for that login, and also the amount of time and packets you would have to watch for and fake or replace.
They just do that, except with this reality. To us in here, it looks like they know the future, and can also travel in time so as to place themselves or things they use, somewhere in advance of you getting there.
(for non-computer folks: look up what a man-in-the-middle attack is to help you visualise how they manipulate reality here)
This is not to be confused with actual real interests in same or similar topics, by other real people.
One way to differentiate between the two is to note how search engines have indexed the page - why for example is such an obscure forum page, with only a keyword or sentence, always able to show up in the top 10 searches........as if it's really popular. When they are never ever informative - just about someone trying to make it seem like they already have something they think is going to make another person jealous of them. When the searches on the forums themselves don't always work.
Another way is good old gut instinct; any real person can sense what is a genuine interest from another fellow individual as compared to an act put-on by an interdimensional parasite.
And another way is to take note of the usernames, as they tend to use mishmashes of the same names (and 'just happen' to pre-empt your highly specific personal varied interests in scores of areas; real people might be into some of the same topics as you, but never all of them, and never in such a way as to always have posted forum questions on them - which always appear in search engine top 10s.
Remember we're talking about real people here, not counterfeits whose interests are only drawn from 'mainstream' trends).
Now ok - what they do there, it is a bit like when a chameleon changes colour so it blends with its background; but only a little bit like that. The difference is that chameleons do that just to go UN-NOTICED, whereas the counterfeit does it to draw attention to themselves, and sometimes to make others (of their kind) who are also monitoring you, mistake them for you.
Plus, chameleons are sweet little critters, and counterfeit-humans / interdimensional parasites are all scumbags you wouldn't want in your reality at all ever.

Basically, they monitor your thoughts; thoughts are just electrical impulses and can be read from outside your head.
They also use things like keyloggers of course, and have websites so they can monitor people via their net surfing behaviour - eg, it is easier to pull your thoughts out of masses of other people if they know what kinds of things you are interested in enough to look them up online.
It's just a case of matching keywords associated with those interests, as you are likely to also think of them.
All well and good - any half-assed blackops can do that without resorting to anything interdimensional -
so here's the tricky part of what they do (remember, like you in relation to bits and bytes in a machine, they are outside of this spacetime):
using something anyone really can relate to, such as sending in an entry to this guestbook, what they do is the likes of - when the random prove-you-aren't-a-bot verification graphic asks you to type what you see, they've actually changed the letters so that they kind of mockingly let you know they are spying on you.
But, you might think, that isn't interdimensional either - any sad person could waste their life monitoring open insecure plaintexts sent out over the internet, then make themselves seem all-powerful by seeming to know more about it than you.
True. But they also do that, without anything like computers being involved. And then, they also do that in ways that merely use computers - such as, you are surfing the web for info on some topic. Even if that is the first time you have looked up that topic, on any computer, if you look up a forum on that topic during your search, then chances are you will see that an interdimensional parasite has already ensured they posted a specific mention of it, in a way that tries really hard to make anyone else monitoring your activity believe that the forum entry is from you (presumably at an earlier date).
How is that interdimensional? - well, how could they generate things that already exist, and appear to have existed for some time, without knowing in advance what would occur in order to exploit it.
This is easier to grasp if compared to something like - if you monitored someone logging into an account, and you knew what kind of authentication was in use for that login, and also the amount of time and packets you would have to watch for and fake or replace.
They just do that, except with this reality. To us in here, it looks like they know the future, and can also travel in time so as to place themselves or things they use, somewhere in advance of you getting there.
(for non-computer folks: look up what a man-in-the-middle attack is to help you visualise how they manipulate reality here)
This is not to be confused with actual real interests in same or similar topics, by other real people.
One way to differentiate between the two is to note how search engines have indexed the page - why for example is such an obscure forum page, with only a keyword or sentence, always able to show up in the top 10 searches........as if it's really popular. When they are never ever informative - just about someone trying to make it seem like they already have something they think is going to make another person jealous of them. When the searches on the forums themselves don't always work.
Another way is good old gut instinct; any real person can sense what is a genuine interest from another fellow individual as compared to an act put-on by an interdimensional parasite.
And another way is to take note of the usernames, as they tend to use mishmashes of the same names (and 'just happen' to pre-empt your highly specific personal varied interests in scores of areas; real people might be into some of the same topics as you, but never all of them, and never in such a way as to always have posted forum questions on them - which always appear in search engine top 10s.
Remember we're talking about real people here, not counterfeits whose interests are only drawn from 'mainstream' trends).
Now ok - what they do there, it is a bit like when a chameleon changes colour so it blends with its background; but only a little bit like that. The difference is that chameleons do that just to go UN-NOTICED, whereas the counterfeit does it to draw attention to themselves, and sometimes to make others (of their kind) who are also monitoring you, mistake them for you.
Plus, chameleons are sweet little critters, and counterfeit-humans / interdimensional parasites are all scumbags you wouldn't want in your reality at all ever.

Interdimensional parasites - it's not helpful to refer to them using terms that describe other things that already exist, and have nothing to do with interdimensional parasites.
What do we actually know about what they are, why they do what they do, how they do it?
They are more like 'the thing' in the John Carpenter movie than anything eg 'reptilian' such as an iguana or a snake, or even any other animal, plant, or plant-like species. They are probably not even biological or mineral -
here's how:
the clue is in the term 'interdimensional'. The way in which they use this dimension is similar to how we use bits in a computer.
We must exist outwith both the hardware and the software to be able to manipulate it - if we were part of the computers we use then we'd be bits ourselves; just a one or a zero traveling through a structure.
Similarly, in order for them to manipulate things in here, they cannot be part of this world which is made of atoms and such energies as are defined in, for example, the EM spectrum.
So if someone were to become part of one of their 'botnets', say like the 'lawnmower man botnet' (becomes part of the lie that uses wrongly-made machines, is dull and stupid, and ruins cyberspace with an egomania / control-freak behaviour), what is going on there is that the human body itself, maybe the DNA, maybe the manner in which electrical impulses and chemicals are flowing through the brain as thought patterns, those are altered by the interdimensional parasites, in the same way data frames and packets can be altered by humans operating computers.
With humans, behavioural transference can occur just by proximity to an infected other - in other words, being around anyone infected by them makes you more susceptible to become one of them too.
A counterfeit-human is the same thing as an interdimensional parasite.
The comparison to the thing in the movie The Thing is based around how it hides itself (to resemble things it is not), and that when it does have control of someone it knows what it is. Unfortunately it's unlikely that it can be detected by something as easy to prove as in the film; however it is easy to detect if someone is part of it by way of their character, their attitude to existence, and perhaps most revealingly if they have reasons and explanations as to the why's of what they do and think.
The counterfeit-human can't give good reasons that stand up to any sane line of questioning, as to why it does what it does, or why it thinks what it does. At best if you're infected, then you'll just be one of those 'goes along with whatever most others are doing'.
So, to get back to the title here, none of what the parasites actual behaviour is can be likened to any animal species here, reptile or otherwise. None that I've ever heard of anyway.
What it / they probably have done is assimilate various animal types, and incorporated them into some form they can 'project' into here from their dimension, which is outwith here. Which is like if you 'projected' yourself into a virtual world environment online - you could select shapes and attributes, including those made by other people.
If you find that you have issues with animals here, or nature in general, then it's a lot more likely that you are doing things in your life that are harmful to nature - maybe you buy a lot of consumer products that rely on factory farming, maybe you're a fake gardener that uses that noisy machinery, maybe you work for some type of company that exploits the environment - and what is happening is that your real human part is rebelling against the disease you have become, and you're just feeling the effects of that - it's like your real self, your conscience, is coming to your awareness.
Because there's no reason at all to fear nature - unless you make yourself an enemy of it. Maybe there's some species you need to avoid; but that's not the same as fears.

Would it chance the effectiveness of my aluminum beanie if I added a propeller to the top?

wowww ya this sight is real -_-
God f'real?! who the hell would wear a aluminum beanie...to protect your brain... wow do you really have nothing etter to do than to make this stupid website?

Western society has become pitifull.